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Rex Leydluk sends funds embezzled from his Sanoist State to the newspaper, "Dis am REAL news."

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1 minute ago, grubgoth_wud said:

Rex Leydluk sends funds embezzled from his Sanoist State to the newspaper, "Dis am REAL news."

 

Thank you sir! Here at The Stolt Standard, we strive to bring you the TRUTH!

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Aelthir sips his morning tea, a copy of the newspaper spread upon his desk. "The finest news in all of Atlas," he decides, continuing to scan over the text.

 

((Still stunning that you guys made all of the art yourselves))

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As the Stolt Standard is dropped on his desk, Ailduin looks up from his current project and begins reading. After much time he'd mumble, "Truly a work of art. So much truth written within these pages!" He'd exclaim, excited for what the next issue may bring

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Falum'Lur looks into the Stolt Standard noticing there are many places for Ad Revenue "Wes gotta start advertisin tha Cactus plantation and start bringin in more shinies" he then leads off to get into contact with Stolt'aroloth

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The green robed mali' reads over a copy of the paper he acquired from an avian companion. A stern expression evident on his face. "You partake and subsequently assist in the banditry plaguing our roads. Robbing, slaving, and murdering innocent mali' like thy own - of whom you would consider inferior for just living in the woods? For not following thy path of Wyvrun?" He fails to withhold his blatant scowl, continuing "How Sister Sparrow would lament to such."

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2 minutes ago, ThatGuy_777 said:

The green robed mali' reads over a copy of the paper he acquired from an avian companion. A stern expression evident on his face. "You partake and subsequently assist in the banditry plaguing our roads. Robbing, slaving, and murdering innocent mali' like thy own - of whom you would consider inferior for just living in the woods? For not following thy path of Wyvrun?" He fails to withhold his blatant scowl, continuing "How Sister Sparrow would lament to such."

We apologize, *Insert name of  valued customer here*, that you may have found this edition to be *Insert reason for disgruntlement here*. Here at The Stolt Standard ©, we strive for an educational experience of extreme accuracy and the highest utmost regard for you, *Insert name of  valued customer here*. We will take your comment into deep consideration and we hope that we did not lose you as a valued customer. 

 
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Arahaelth squints from the Aspects' Plane.

 

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[!] Sorry, you are not permitted to say this word on the server!

 

 

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Cyrene blinks a bit at the parchment. "How ridiculous. You build a shrine on the outskirts of our land, hundreds of miles away from your own city, across the continent, and get upset when we deal with it properly. How daft." she'd look down to the snow elven sheild in her arm, grinning lightly. "Though at least I get something out of it every once in a while." 

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48 minutes ago, Unwillingly said:

Cyrene blinks a bit at the parchment. "How ridiculous. You build a shrine on the outskirts of our land, hundreds of miles away from your own city, across the continent, and get upset when we deal with it properly. How daft." she'd look down to the snow elven sheild in her arm, grinning lightly. "Though at least I get something out of it every once in a while." 

We apologize, *Insert name of valued customer here*, that you may have found this edition to be *Insert reason for disgruntlement here*. Here at The Stolt Standard ©, we strive for an educational experience of extreme accuracy and the highest utmost regard for you, *Insert name of valued customer here*. We will take your comment into deep consideration and we hope that we did not lose you as a valued customer.

 

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Cato would have a warm cup of mulled wine as he enjoys his new favorite newspaper.

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Moved to The Great Library. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly.

 

If you feel this is a mistake, please contact myself or any FM and we'll restore it. 

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Post restored and moved back to the Princedom of Fenn subforum.

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