T'EH ELDER O' DUNSHIRE BE AH IMPROPER MUNCHKIN!

[NotEvilAtAll 10906]

Spoiler

 

[!] Daisy Applefoot and Rosyra Belladonna holler out for all of Dunshire to hear (mostly just Daisy Applefoot yelling, but you get the picture)

"AH MUNCHIN! SHE'S AH MUNCHKIN" They'd holler out

"SHE BORE AH DAGGER CLEARLY SEEN, YE' WAS ABLE TER HIDE 'T UP USIN' MUNCHKIN MAGIC 'ER SOME OTHAH TRICKERIES!" The wee-folks holler once more

"ANGELICA WOODSTOCK BE AH MUNCHKIN!" was their final cry

 

For it was true, Daisy Applefoot did indeed see the halfling Elder bear a dagger in her hands not once, but twice during a conversation with her. When Daisy brought this up to her, she denied it, claiming it was just her iron shears, but Daisy knew better. She dove in towards Angelica and tried to search her for the dagger she knew she had. Yet she came up with nothing even with her most thorough searching.

 

"DUNSHIRE FER GOOD WEE-FOLKS, NAY FER BAD MUNCHKINS!" Hollers the duo, their cries disturbing the slumber of the residents.

"MUNCHKINS SHOULD CONVER' TER AH GOOD 'ALFLIN' RELIGION!" 

"OUR GOOD KNOXIS' GAL NAY BEH KNOXIS', SHE KNOWS FOUL MAGICS!"

"TRICKS'ERS GE' WHICKS'ERS!" Yells some hobbit, clearly making up the word "Whickster"

"DUNSHIRE NEEDS TER CLEAR OU' T'EH MUNCHKINS!"

...

 

This goes on for some time, until the cries die down, and the disturbed residents of Dunshire can sleep once more.

 

[Hobbits 61]

"OI I ain' no dagger lovin' Munchkin'!" Angelica hollers as she'd take her dagger and chuck it into the bushes... 

[Nonival 147]

"Oi respec' tha elders an' their 'ardwork fer Dunshire! An' nay t'ink it tah be quite noice tah refer to one as a munchkin!" Rosyra Belladonna would hurriedly cry out so as to avoid having the accusations tacked on her as she stands with the other criers.

[panda_bear 127]

*Larry hills would walk into dunshire* “she nae a munchkin, yer dreamin, mabye Harold should have to teach ye self about respect. “

[FloralHedgehog 493]

Harold Applefoot let out a yawn as he hobbled outside to check out the noise. 

"Hmm.. clearleh Angelica ain' a Munchkin. eh.. I'll fix t'is tomorrow." 

He'd then hobble back inside resuming his sleeping.

[Hearth 1082]

Squints, being awoken from his slumber

"Wha' tah... Can' be 'er..."

he'd mumble, before curling up to go back to sleep

[Gallic 1066]

A little fairy guy wrings its hands while scheming.

[osumanduas 1442]

Moved to The Great Library. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly.

 

If you feel this is a mistake, please contact myself or any FM and we'll restore it.