NolandTheNovice 276 Share Posted January 30, 2019 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkee 7369 Share Posted January 30, 2019 Aelthir reads over the 7th edition of the famed paper, unable to stifle the smile upon his lips. ((epic audiobook reading of minecraft poetry i need more)) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Treaty 1353 Share Posted January 30, 2019 Edrahil would spread the good news of the Fennic people around Aegrothond “Finally, a news source we can trust!” He’d say, handing out some copies Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callum 1009 Share Posted January 30, 2019 Varan Atmorice would slowly flick through the sheets unable to control his laughter “Finally, a trusted paper” Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krintor 6 Share Posted January 30, 2019 Bren is sweating after a hard day of writing with three of his hands and feet while rotating the external limb to beat the artist. “The publishers be damned. THE TRUTH SHOULD HAVE BEEN OUT AGES AGO!” He spends the rest of the day crumpling up pages and putting them where he knows people will read them. “NOT A GARBAGE CAN IN FENN WILL BE DEPRIVED.” Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unwillingly 18133 Share Posted January 30, 2019 “what did I just read” asks cyrene Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krintor 6 Share Posted January 30, 2019 28 minutes ago, Unwillingly said: “what did I just read” asks cyrene You just read THE TRUTH. You just read The Stolt Standard... It is a newspaper. Hopefully you knew that going in. (If you had trouble reading consider taking your helmet off beforehand) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ABruhMoment 609 Share Posted January 30, 2019 As Aesilnoth sifts through the pages, something miraculous happens. The usual cold and uncaring facial features of the Snow elfs face changed. The corners of his mouth upturned themselves, his eyebrows raised in amazement, and a noise escaped unheard for decades. A laugh could be heard from the normally stern and uninterested Snow elf. This was truly a momentous occasion. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NolandTheNovice 276 Author Share Posted January 31, 2019 We regret to inform that our eternal battle with the publishers still rages on. Unfortunately, they have redacted the current volume. However, thanks to YOU, the viewer, and your continuous support, it is back up! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chase 3793 Share Posted January 31, 2019 "I'm not sure if I had a stroke reading this or I'm just tired." Mumbles a 'Ker to himself. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotEvilAtAll 10906 Share Posted January 31, 2019 “Darn! Somethin’ ‘n me jus’ KNEW tha’ t’eh Gladewynn welves be worse t’en t’eh Aegrothond welves!” Daisy Applefoot would say as she waits outside the perpetually closed gates of Aegrothond. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
__WaterFox__ 636 Share Posted January 31, 2019 An elven doctor of reputation looks about Caroulstadt before slipping into their clinic and locking the doors. Once inside the doctor would withdraw a paper from within her coat and began to read. For all the precautions taken the poor doctor did not think to account for the raucous laughter that would ensue upon reading the paper nor the cracked rib. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maury 411 Share Posted January 31, 2019 Airebys would giggle and let spittle exit the visor of his helmet, impressed with the maniacal facts and controversial truths. “This is something that should be spread across Atlas. Skah the baggers who would redact and censor, news that springs uproar is news that bears FACTS!”He would fold up his edition of the Solt Standard and slide it in the underside-side of his helmet for safekeeping. He thinks to himself, There were some rather questionable things throughout the paper, but their freedom to speak their mind is something that should still be upheld. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef891 232 Share Posted January 31, 2019 Ailduin heads into his office before sitting down with a warm cup of tea. He proceeds to open the paper up and starts to read. Halfway through, members of the Sylric bloodline could hear all sorts of laughter and then all of a sudden a voice saying, “Son of a *****”. Ailduin just took a sip of tea and after laughing so hard it came back out through his nose all over the rest of the paper. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maury 411 Share Posted January 31, 2019 10 hours ago, Jaeden said: Despite a still-sour taste resting in my mouth about Gladewynn, the propaganda against them is quite childish. Fennic forces have historically fallen to most, if not all, 'ame pressure." “Many a Mali’ame bear witty personalities and intelligent minds, but much of the action taken up by Gladewynn has been pretentious. You say we have historically fallen to most, if not all ‘ame pressure; which is accurate to the extent that historically they have been vain and conniving against us ‘fenn. Our armed neutrality has stood for nearly 104 years, and while many call us enemy or foe, we recognize none as neither. If any who attacks our capital fails to understand their attacks are absurd, and being ‘enemies’ with us is superfluous, perhaps we ‘fenn may finally live in peace. Understand this once and for all: We have no political agenda against our neighbors the valah or the mali – nor any other for that matter.” Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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