DNN #10

[gandalfo 1452]

Edition #10

 

Old Dwed Celebrates City Opening

Legendary dwarf, Kalgrimmor, celebrates the opening of Kal’Varoth. For Kalgrimmor, the opening of the city meant a lot to him. In the recent stone years, he has recently started turning to a different color and no longer feels as well as he did in the past. Kal’Varoth is the capital of the Kingdom of Agnarum and was constructed and designed by the best team of dwarven architects and engineers.

 

Spoiler

Stay Strong Z3m0s.

The above writing is not meant to make fun of z3m0s or and z3m0s was present for the writing of the above article and helped come up with some of its ideas.

 

Dwarven Tavern Controversy

Local dwarves and citizens of the Kingdom of Agnarum have started making their voices heard about the pressing issue at hand. The pressing issue raised is that the new tavern, The Bearded Lady, is not named the Dancing Igor. For many generations and many years in dwarven history it has been tradition to name the tavern of the dwarven capital, The Dancing Igor. However, in the new capital of the Kingdom of Agnarum the tradition has been broken. Some citizens have started petitions to change the name but not much is expected and Grand King Fimlin Grandaxe has expressed that he doesn't care that much about the name of the tavern. The honor of naming the local tavern after dwarven and legend, Paragon Igor Ireheart, has been broken for now.

 

Dwarven Economy on the Rise

The economy of the Kingdom of Agnarum has skyrocketed recently in the past few days. Many of the previously empty stalls have now seen new occupants take over. Fimlin Grandaxe has expressed that he is happy about this and also would like to state that there are still stalls available and people and interested entrepreneurs should come talk to him as soon as possible.

 

Sponsors

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Darek Hammerfist - Legendary dwarf and former King of Ord, former farmer also but was one of the worst farmers ever to exist.

[sneakybandit 1650]

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[z3m0s 1957]

I love reading DNN with my breakfast every morning ?

[Beamon4 1690]

My favorite newspaper

[Hobolympic 1093]

Balek Irongut appreciates the free PR for his excellent stall in the Capital of Agnarum. 

[Hiebe 2493]

Dwain smirks.

 

Hopefully dis toime da news stays trendy and fun.

[SimplySeo 6999]

Finally

 

a trustworthy news-source.

[mateolog 1623]

*Baldin raises a brow*

Ney mention ef Bjor’s and Eerika’s weddin? Thes news source doesnt seem to pay attention tu tha Forest dwedmar. Tha High Chief ef Hefrumm get married en et doesn’t even appear en tha new article? ‘ave always loved DNN en tha past, bat thes particular piece es vereh weak.

[D3F4LT 1026]

would snort in Steelheart "T'e naem fur t'e tavern was voted on by alot of dwed... we cant just change cuz sum dweds want it to be so... t'ere 'as been a vote and t'e most part of dweds voted for t'e bearded lade'. Deal wit' it.." would head to the tavern and would continue doing his bartender routines and would mutter "Oi luv democracy..."

[JokerLow 1317]

Hekkaes 'Anvilaxe' Goldhand nods in Ulrahian agreeing with Baldin " Ye s'houldve mentiuned da marriage. Et was a big event fo' our kin'."

[Hobolympic 1093]

6 hours ago, D3F4LT said:

 

“Tradition is sacred, n’ should nae’ simpleh be discarded over eh simple ‘vote’. T’at name is our shared ‘istoreh, n’ it be eh shame t’at da newer generation cannae’ see this.”

[Cpt_Noobman 1954]

“Rename deh tavern, tradition is sacred!” shouts an angry Dwarf

[D3F4LT 1026]

16 hours ago, Hobolympic said:

“Tradition is sacred, n’ should nae’ simpleh be discarded over eh simple ‘vote’. T’at name is our shared ‘istoreh, n’ it be eh shame t’at da newer generation cannae’ see this.”

Go ask a council memba t'en for a revote... oi wont change w'at 'as been voted on...

[osumanduas 1442]

Moved to The Great Library. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly.

 

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