A CAGED ANIMAL

[3andD 1722]

 

 

A CAGED ANIMAL

 

 

An artist’s depiction of the trapped man.

A few susurrations of defeat, the creaking of doors and the harrowing sound of a blow to his frame meant the defeat of the man-turned-beast named ‘Chuck’. Perhaps this animal who sought to bring ruin to the Empire is nothing more than a mindless ape, with no wits - unable to save his men from a death full of anguish, as they were trapped within the walls of the Imperial Palace.

 

Such a capture was only an effect to his treacherous intentions, he who attempted to instigate an attack on not only Helena, but every city within the Imperium Septimus. His plan, oh so lacking in ingenuity, was to send soldiers to Reza, Ves, and Helena; Of course, he failed to amount as a victor in these instances. Instead, three crushing defeats were delivered.

 

Like rats, they attempted to squirm in disarray from Reza, though were promptly squashed. Upon their capture, the slaves were confined within the cold iron of our walls . Pigs, they were butchered like pigs in the smoldering ruins of Ves with their guts unrolled out upon the roads.

 

As seen per their multitude of failures, the coalition evidently cannot triumph over our own forces. Perhaps this shall give them a reason to heed the missive that was sent to them and the prophesized outcome.

 

 

[!] Below is an attached missive!
https://www.lordofthecraft.net/forums/topic/180716-address-to-a-false-claim/

 

high iq btw, lmao!



 

 

As I began to scribe this missive, another quarrel ensued ‘pon the bridge dubbed “The Bloody Bridge”, no longer however is it stained from the handful of Legionnaires that perished there, but now it is stained red from the insides of “Chuck” and his group of Seventh Sons.

 

 

 

The fight did not take long, the men of Our Empire rushed across the bridge stacked with a roster of Haensemen, Legionnaires and Dragon Knights and that was all it took, the Seventh Sons fell swiftly. The worth of these mercenaries does not amount up to much but let us hope they stand true to their word when they ushered out they would disband when they were defeated by the Empire.

 

[SubscriptShark2 197]

jan approves

[squakhawk 14042]

“Ave Imperium.”


Illythia sneers as @Nectorist and his boys were quashed under her boot.

[Zhikarta 4064]

"Ave Imperium" Ser Aldis Chase chants with pride, his blade still bloodied from the battles at Helena, Reza and the bridge!

[trinn 5146]

Amelia nods proudly!

[Rudi 1747]

Bernhard d’Rem , squire of Ser Rodrik, performed the Lorraine cross over his chest.

He remembered the panic within the man-beasts’ eyes, before he had sent it to cursed realm it had originally been coming from. He prayed for the many souls who followed his wicked promises and payed the highest price for it.
 

Spoiler

 

[jdesarno 381]

Thorvn wondered which Chuck, there was two – then again, they’re probably both inbred so it doesn’t really matter. He’d nod approvingly at the paper, promptly shoveling another corpse into what would be hog-pen.

 

“Pigs should be treated as such, no need to worry about a bunch of loud mouthed runts~ Though-“

 

Thorvn paused, scratching along the bottom of his chin,

 

“What of actual men to do?”

[Nectorist 12870]

4 minutes ago, SquakHawk said:

“Ave Imperium.”


Illythia sneers as @Nectorist and his boys were quashed under her boot.

“I wasn’t even there,” says Haakon, who indeed wasn’t there with his boys.

[monkeypoacher 8055]

10 minutes ago, SquakHawk said:

“Ave Imperium.”


Illythia sneers as @Nectorist and his boys were quashed under her boot.

((lol

 

“Absolutely seething,” says Csaba, “Even when they win, it’s like they’ve lost.”

[1_Language_1 1671]

Matthias blindly claps at the sky...

 

but he was really trying to get a super annoying fly!

[Askuzai 505]

Just now, Nectorist said:

“I wasn’t even there,” says Haakon, who indeed wasn’t there with his boys.

Chadio, who had witnessed this battle, can indeed back up this good man’s claim. “Who teh feck is Chuck?” he also says

[LithiumSedai 5750]

”I put my reading night on hold for this?” lamented Ser Jan Sigmar, the Blood Raven, the old Waldenian having abandoned his collection of fan-fiction and his glasses to join his Dragon Knight brethren in the onslaught – only to be greeted by a most pathetic display of incompetence by the faceless band of mooks at the bridge, his axe now stained with their blood. “Surely, they’ll send someone more challenging next time.”

[Vaasek 224]

”First and foremost, who the frick is Chuck?” Marwyn pondered to himself.

 

”And- wow! They squashed more bandits that they outnumbered two to one! Such brave soldiers that always have the numerical advantage! I wonder how...” Marwyn said, having PTSD of the one emote bell that somehow managed to rally 25 people that weren’t involved in the initial roleplay.

[Chase 3793]

Conan Vallberg gets second hand claustrophobia on Chuck's behalf. 

[RhythmrhymE 156]

[!] Vicente would make a copy of this, yet another paper to add to his collection