Fawb 557 Share Posted May 3, 2019 HEALTH WARNING; AN IMPERIAL PRINCE. “A medical mystery ensued with lumps and bumps below the waist” -Dr Fingers [!] A painting is attached to the document of the Imperial Prince, Marton Horen from two different angles. We advise all citizens of the Empire to avoid this man under all circumstances. Until the First Imperial Medic Company, is able to complete further tests and heal him of his illnesses - along with the concubine which gave him this foul disease - he is a risk to everyone. Should you receive this illness then you must report immediately to the Dr Fingers in the Palace Medical Room. Here is an excerpt from Dr Fingers Himself, a leading expert on his field: “Following an intense examination following a series of reports, I have never seen something so grotesque on such a vile human being. Clearly he has no care towards his hygiene or his precautionary measures when sleeping with all the unkept-women of Helena. I have not identified the cause of this disease but I expect it has been contracted from intercourse with a farfolk woman, or perhaps even someone much closer to him. I urge anyone that has had such experiences with this putrid man to see me at once to partake in an extensive full bodily examination.” As a final note, we request that Octavia Horen shall report to the Imperial Palace to be placed in quarantine while she is medically examined due to her perceived closeness with the disease-wrought prince. Aid shall be given. Furthermore Dili is a snake. __________________________________________________________________ IN NOMINE DEI DOCTOR, Fiddly Fingers of the House of Rat, Serving physician of the throne, leading medical expert and chief bodily examiner of the Empire. HIS IMPERIAL HIGHNESS, Tiberius of the House of Horen, Prince of the Imperium Septimus, Siegemaster and helper to Fiddly Fingers. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ankan 2875 Share Posted May 3, 2019 "Oh no. I saw him the other Elven day." The Maheral exclaimed, running off towards the Haelun'or clinic. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sorcerio 4712 Share Posted May 3, 2019 “It’s likely herpes.” a man would say to himself, as he looked over some books. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auriel_ 652 Share Posted May 3, 2019 “Ay dios mio!” He screams in some foreign language. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
trinn 5146 Share Posted May 3, 2019 Amelia kicks him out of the Palace. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathan_Barnett36 1564 Share Posted May 3, 2019 “I bet it was that bloody Will!” shouts Siegmund Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enlightenment 2300 Share Posted May 3, 2019 Demetrio says, “Dios mio!” Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axelu 4333 Share Posted May 3, 2019 Maria feigns her surprise. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ferdaboy 3488 Share Posted May 3, 2019 Does he have herpes” says kenswey Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
UmbreScye 535 Share Posted May 4, 2019 Uppori Haviryn reads the missive, placing a hand on her cheek. “Oh dear, it seems I must stay indoors for a while...” She sighs. “Good thing all I have been doing is writing reports and drafts for novels.” She laughed nervously. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GDPR 014 48 Share Posted May 4, 2019 Klaus shrieks. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdesarno 381 Share Posted May 4, 2019 Thorvn is shocked and appalled. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chase 3793 Share Posted May 4, 2019 “The man with the swiggly fingers comes to the AIDs- ****, I mean aid again!” Comments an elf. https://www.lordofthecraft.net/forums/topic/177951-guy-with-swiggly-fingers/ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Share Posted May 4, 2019 “I cannot believe this,” utters the estranged Ilya Ivanovich. He was not happy to hear this plight had befallen his distant relative. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
osumanduas 1442 Share Posted October 23, 2019 Moved to The Great Library. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly. If you feel this is a mistake, please contact myself or any FM and we'll restore it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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