DIRTY MIKE TRIUMPHS

[Monkee 7369]

 

It was a day like any other for Dirty Mike. Reeking of soggy cardboard, the Reiver sat upon a rock outside Leuven, picking his nose as he reminisced upon the day’s hard work. Boldly, he and another dirty travelling companion had forayed right into the center of Helena, cut down a noblewoman, and horse-kicked a knight into a fountain, before running straight through the ranks of the Renatian defenders in a daring escape. But alas, Dirty Mike’s peaceful nostalgia was not to last. Three haughty Renatian soldiers approached, blades down, and bid Dirty Mike kneel and die. However, this was not to go as planned.

 

With a screech befitting a rabid cow, the Reiver spun about, wildly swinging blade and shield. Such was the fright of these Renatians, that they turned and fled. Dirty Mike chased the trio all the way back to Helena, his noodley arms flailing about. The Renatian trio entered the city, and attempted to shut the gates behind them – but no simple gates can stop the sheer power of Dirty Mike’s half-boiled brain. Sliding under the closing gates, Dirty Mike fell upon the three. In a whirlwind, he cut all three heavily armored Renatian bannermen down, as the residents of the Imperial city could only watch in horror and slight confusion. Leaving behind a bloody mess outside the gatehouse, Dirty Mike gleefully left the city.

 

That was merely the beginning of the night’s ventures, however. Finding his good comrade Lucius Daemyr, the Reiver duo cut down two Renatian soldiers preparing to storm Haense – kicking each of them off the ledge before the gates to their deaths. Thoroughly enjoying themselves, Dirty Mike and Lucius promptly gathered a few more Reivers. and fell upon a large Renatian party attempting to purge the roads – cutting down peasant footman and knight alike with ease.

 

After the night’s work, Dirty Mike could be seen sprawled out within his portable cardboard box upon the streets of Reza, fast asleep!

 

 













+ others without screenies!!!!

[Kanadensare 456]

Dirty Goon cheers for his dirty comrades.

 

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[KeatonUnbeaten 1103]

Harold observes Dirty Mike returning to the Leuven warcamp, covered in what was either Renatian blood or a pasta sauce. “By GOD; like an angel of death. . . a noodle-armed, emaciated but terrifying angel of death.”

[Mickaelhz 4300]

“Good job mister Mike of house Dirty!” The Sultan of Sugarfoots shouts.

[Callum 1009]

The sick child Reiver Dirty Cancer would cough into his arm after running through the renatian ranks. Them too brain dead to even notice “******* idiots” He would giggle

Later that day he would greet his elder Dirty with cheers “Death to the Renatian Scum!!”

[Monkee 7369]

10 minutes ago, Callum1307 said:

The sick child Reiver Dirty Cancer would cough into his arm after running through the renatian ranks. Them too brain dead to even notice “******* idiots” He would giggle

Later that day he would greet his elder Dirty with cheers “Death to the Renatian Scum!!”

Dirty Mike donates the 1,000 minas he looted to Dirty Cancer’s treatment fund.

[HurferDurfer1 2978]

dirty bottle applauds dirty mike as he rests  in a docter bed

[Nectorist 12869]

Albatross Volaren, who had witnessed his two comrades on their triumphant rampage, claps loudly

[Pancakehz 2279]

Vydrek “Kingslayer” Volaren congratulates his comrades as they return to the city after a good days work!

[Werew0lf 24181]

Debbie Sugarfoot farts.

[squakhawk 14040]

“Eff”
Illythia states

[Chase 3793]

Ser Conan drags his injured ass home to his penthouse bush outside the cathedral. ”Gotta give them something, at least.” He grumbles, hurling himself into his registered bush, beginning the painful process of accepting singular defeat.

 

(Good fight fellas

[ApplePieKathy 561]

Valerie smiles the sun’s smile 

[Burnsy 437]

[osumanduas 1442]

Moved to The Great Library. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly.

 

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