Declaration of War 1728

[Luciloo 2680]

A Starbreaker smith begins pumping the pedal of her grindstone, beginning to feed Dwarfish steel over the stone in a shower of sparks, preparing for war.

[Ixli 1472]

Silir Uradir grips his cane, his gaze looming over the lands from atop the Bastion of Silver with a newfound ire.

[SimplySeo 6999]

Jorvin Starbreaker reads the declaration of war within his halls, a frown soon marks the Chancellor’s face as he shakes his head softly. 

”Ah’ war declared oan falsehoods ifin ah’ ever read one, utter bullshoite.”

He huffs, rising from his chair and retrieving his nearby warhammer from it’s mount on the wall. Jorvin rolls it in his hands for a moment, before clasping it tightly.

”Yet some’ow, ah’ doubt t’e king will exercise caution w’en t’e Fennites call ah’re aid. War et’ll be t’en.”

[The King Of The Moon 7016]

With a resounding “Saw that one coming a mile away...” the good Doctor A. Beckett starts packing his things.

[Maury 411]

Airebys Sylric pedals a grindstone with his foot as he wets a blade and sharpens its edge against the turning wheel. “Ode to the mighty talons which rend carnage upon thine backs... Wyrvun L’ayla.

[Evonpire 2014]

Liao Chen, Huangdi of the Hou zi, is glad he broke the pact now.

[Drusus 198]

A young beardling works away at her crossbow. “Bloodeh netha’. Ah wonder ef t’is war will be ovah as fast as t’ last one.” 

[bumblefina 2766]

Varying sounds of shouting and crashing can be heard from the local Llyrian tailor shop. “We both saw it coming!” shouted an elfess, shoving a number of dresses into a suitcase. “Time to move, again.” she whined.

[Reckless Banzai Screamer 15456]

“WAR HUNGRY BIGOTS!” Caliban Ithalanen, mercenary elf screeches mockingly as he ditches his elf ***** and abandons the den of sin.

[frill 2277]

“too right. you tell em tunkrak” Big Al Baden declares aloud as he reads the news in the Elven newspaper delivered to his door! He makes a scribbled note in his pidgeon-scratch handwriting on the paper’s masthead to the post-boy, who’d obviously delivered his copy of Arcas Futbol Daily to some poor Elf in a paper mix-up that would be found comedic by a man possessing less refined tastes than the glorious game.

[AndroMando 10]

Prepares herself sharpening her axes, fitting her armor and practices as she is an Ivae’Fenn and sighs picking a flower she found (its for effect okay?) ”Another day, another war... Another chance at redemption...”

[Cally 1080]

Mesarthim attempts to groan, and seeks out the Bronzesmith to get add-ones to his plates. “What’s the gain of this?” It shakes its head. 

[kipps 726]

Mike picks up his 22’ and laughs maniacally “oh dem magick peoplez done fucked up now, we gon clap they ass good on my haelun” he sheated his blade as he went to tell Dixie

 

 

[MadOne 4945]

9 minutes ago, kippenveer said:

Mike picks up his 22’ and laughs maniacally “oh dem magick peoplez done fucked up now, we gon clap they ass good on my haelun” he sheated his blade as he went to tell Dixie

 

 

Dixie Turpin picks up his 22. homicidal shortsword, brandishing it towards Mike, while he was wearing a long blue bandana, pulling the C sign, before squatting down, while they cooked some mutated fish they found in some Sutican lake. “Dem edgeh magick peepul an’ **** will get wot’s comin’ to them after vassalising n shiet our home n shiet. Bruv, we woz kangz n shiet so we waz gonna take our hoems n ****...Xavis an’ **** was incompetent bruvver das why we gon kill Llyrians myselfs and ****. Imma have to roll with my boy whitey elves who kill my boy M’tutu but da ting is like an ****.” Dixie said in a flurry of insults, as he ate the mutated Sutican fish, looking faded as ****.

[Shezept 304]

Ozneat Treebeard, Grand Marshal of the dwarves shrugs upon hearing the news “Do I really need to go? can weh just nae just send da kids to kill da weaklings?”