gandalfo 1414 Share Posted November 1, 2021 Edition #28 Dwarven Witches Spotted Patrolling Urguan Be careful readers of the DNN! For a group of dwarven witches has been spotted patrolling the Urguani lands that have turned blue. You are advised to not travel alone and stay away from these lands at night. The Urguanian vassal city of Vasiyeva has been completely desecrated. The surrounding lands have been attacked by some sort of dark force, and the city itself is abandoned. No official report has been given by the Grand King or his advisors, and many are unsure of why and what has happened. Officials tell the DNN that initial reports say that the Dwarven witches may be behind this. Jorvin Starbreaker Called Before International War Crimes Tribunal Jorvin Starbreaker’s attorneys, Irongrinder, Irongrinder, Irongrinder, Irongrinder, Irongrinder & Sons Law Firm have told the DNN that a supposed War Crimes Tribunal led by none other then High Prophet Norli Strarbreaker have summoned Jorvin and his defense team before the tribunal. Jorvin Strarbreaker and his legal team have told the DNN that they believe this is a targeted hit by his archenemy Norli and does not believe that slaughtering seventy-eight orc babies is a war crime. Jorvin’s legal team has stated that Urguan has no actual laws against war crimes and that the clergy does not have the legal authority to prosecute war crimes either. Idiot Starbreaker Falls Down Hole Idiot Norli Starbreaker fell down a hole. His doctors have told the DNN he may have become brain damaged from this incident. 11 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimplySeo 5281 Share Posted November 1, 2021 "Ah'm nae War Criminal. T'were nae crime tae follow orders...My own orders tae be fair, but orders na'aertheless." says known war criminal Jorvin Starbreaker. 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
King_Kunuk 889 Share Posted November 1, 2021 "You mean to tell me a dwarf can suffer more brain damage then what they are already born with?!" An elf says with great surprise. "Shocking" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneakybandit 1503 Share Posted November 1, 2021 Darek Irongrinder can be seen digging up stolen documents from the Jorvin regime to trade in exchange for his own immunity 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tharggus 50 Share Posted December 11, 2021 Tharggus 'Eagle Eye' Irongrinder sits by a fireplace sipping Irongrinder branded hot coco looking over the issue of DNN wondering when the next copy will return to grace the city. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
D3F4LT 623 Share Posted December 11, 2021 Thumbrindal doesn't know what warcrimes are as they are not existant in this fantasy realm. he believes that a convention needs to be held to invent 'warcrimes' before making claims on how Jorvin accidentally killed the orc babies. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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