THE FIRST CENTENNIAL MISS ALMARIS PAGEANT

[Shorsand 2006]

THE FIRST CENTENNIAL MISS ALMARIS PAGEANT

5th of The First Brae, Second Era Year 69.

Trumpet Fanfare Medieval

 

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HEAR YE, HEAR YE!

 

Daughters of Almaris, The Eternal Lordship of Du Loc extends its warm greetings and offers unto you the single greatest opportunity of your lives!

 

Bear witness, for The Eternal Lordship of Du Loc thusly announces that it will be hosting the First Centennial Miss Almaris Pageant! Occurring once a century, this contest seeks to determine who is the most elegant and beautiful of women on the whole of the continent. May the victor be doused with many roses and shiny doubloons.

 

The requirements for entry are thus: THERE ARE NONE! 

 

Do you doubt yourself because you may be a Dwarf or an Ork? Perhaps you are disheartened because of your feeble age? By Quentin Brae’s smoothen bod, even a man can enter this contest and pry an upset victory from the shooken frames of the womanly beast. All that matters is that YOU, the esteemed applicant, acquire the most Golden Braes during the contest -- trough efforts of beguilement and femininity.

 

The Pageant shall be broken up into three smaller contests, from which the Golden Braes shall be distributed dependent upon the performance. At maximum, only three Golden Braes may be awarded per contestant within each category; it also remains possible that a contestant will earn ZERO Golden Braes!

 

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THE CONTESTS ARE THUS

• The Charisma Check
• The Garment Flaunt
• The Gauntlet of Torment

 

The “Charisma Check” shall see the participants showcasing their ambitions and personality to the judges. The women who prove the most interesting will be awarded the most Golden Braes.

 

The “Garment Flaunt” shall have the participants showcase their finest attire. Be it a dress, armor, body-forming leather or any other variant garment. She who has the most inspired and aesthetically pleasing drip shall win the most Golden Braes.

 

The “Gauntlet of Torment” shall present to the participants the ultimate challenge in parkour skill in but a single attempt. Those who pass the third checkpoint will be awarded three Golden Braes, whilst those who complete it in its entirety will be awarded an unheard of fourth Golden Brae!

 

Lastly, should the Pageant come down to a neck-and-neck tie, the winner shall be determined through the HONEY BOWL BRAWL. After all, what good is a nubile woman if she cannot cause your brains to leak out your nose with a frying pan?

 

THE WINNER OF THE PAGEANT SHALL BE REWARDED THUSLY

• The Esteemed Title of “Miss Almaris”.
• The Key to Immortality
• 1000 Mina.

 

The Pageant shall be held in the Eternal Lordship of Du Loc, ia Year’s Time, upon the month of Sun’s Smile, Second Era Year 69. 

 

[OOC: Sunday, April 3rd at 9 PM EST.]

 

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APPLICATION

Name:

Race:

Age:

Gender:

Does the Applicant waive any and all liability on behalf of the Eternal Lordship of Du Loc should they end up maimed, disfigured, disgraced, and/or murdered [Y/N]?:

 

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[ronin_champloo 5951]

APPLICATION

Name: Crumena of Kamees

Race: High Elf

Age: Young, and still strong!

Gender: Male

Does the Applicant waive any and all liability on behalf of the Eternal Lordship of Du Loc should they end up maimed, disfigured, disgraced, and/or murdered [Y/N]?: Y

[AndrewTech 3329]

While hot on the trail of the elusive Time Pig and attending to other matters in the far south, Elizabeth Brae would read the missive with a jealous frown.

"Dammit to hell, I'll see the Nether freeze over before my OWN HUSBAND bestows the title of Miss Almaris upon another woman!" She growls, furiously scribbling something down on the back of a drumstick wrapper which she hands off to the infamous automaton owl which carries her mail.

 

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APPLICATION

Name: Elizabeth Brae

Race: Adunian

Age: For the love of God don't make me write it...

Gender: Female. At least, I hope for your sake.

Does the Applicant waive any and all liability on behalf of the Eternal Lordship of Du Loc should they end up maimed, disfigured, disgraced, and/or murdered [Y/N]?: I think I did that when I agreed to marry you.

[Benjikhei 698]

APPLICATION

Name: Mudzkïp The Grand Pedlar !

Race: WONK

Age: How rude ! Ohoho! I was born around about the turn of the century, methinks. . .

Gender: I can, and will pass as both genders - yup yup! Though I wear male clothing, primarily.

Does the Applicant waive any and all liability on behalf of the Eternal Lordship of Du Loc should they end up maimed, disfigured, disgraced, and/or murdered [Y/N]?: YES. . . !

[AnonymousAlexa 3890]

Name: Daphne Dabber (Horen)

Race: Heartlander (Horen)

Age: 22

Gender: Female 

Does the Applicant waive any and all liability on behalf of the Eternal Lordship of Du Loc should they end up maimed, disfigured, disgraced, and/or murdered [Y/N]?: YES

[NomadGaia 930]

APPLICATION

Name: Talus

Race: Automaton

Age: 68

Gender: Machine

 

Does the Applicant waive any and all liability on behalf of the Eternal Lordship of Du Loc should they end up maimed, disfigured, disgraced, and/or murdered [Y/N]?: Yes.

[wowj 9747]

APPLICATION

Name: Gillriik'Ungri

Race: BUB'HOZH

Age: 73

Gender: BRUDDA

Does the Applicant waive any and all liability on behalf of the Eternal Lordship of Du Loc should they end up maimed, disfigured, disgraced, and/or murdered [Y/N]?: YUB

[SimplySeo 6999]

APPLICATION

Name: Knútr Asarrtýrsson Rykhäring

Race: Highlander

Age: 28

Gender: Male

Does the Applicant waive any and all liability on behalf of the Eternal Lordship of Du Loc should they end up maimed, disfigured, disgraced, and/or murdered [Y/N]?: Yes

[ArcaneChicken 121]

APPLICATION

Name: AHNG GULR

Race: ORC

Age:  45

Gender: MALE

Does the Applicant waive any and all liability on behalf of the Eternal Lordship of Du Loc should they end up maimed, disfigured, disgraced, and/or murdered [Y/N]?: YUB

[sciencepants2 328]

Application

Name: Lady Sionnach chan de chaun la Tour de Arc Delmar Redfist

Race: Adunian

Age: mid 40s

Gender: Female

Does the Applicant waive any and all liability on behalf of the Eternal Lordship of Du Loc should they end up maimed, disfigured, disgraced, and/or murdered [Y/N]?: Yes

[Setsuko_ 308]

Name: Edward Thuri-Elendil

Race: Adunian

Age: Yes

Gender: Justice

Does the Applicant waive any and all liability on behalf of the Eternal Lordship of Du Loc should they end up maimed, disfigured, disgraced, and/or murdered [Y/N]?: Y

[alexmagus 959]

Name: Dahlia Kallabraxos

Race: Farfolk Human

Age: 20s or something

Gender: Female

Does the Applicant waive any and all liability on behalf of the Eternal Lordship of Du Loc should they end up maimed, disfigured, disgraced, and/or murdered [Y/N]?: Y

[Shorsand 2006]

@chained man
@alexmagus

@Setsuko_

@sciencepants2
@ArcaneChicken
@DixieDemolisher
@swamp monster
@NomadGaia
@AnonymousAlexa
@BenjiBot

@AndrewTech

 

DUE TO SOME SCHEDULING CONFLICTS, WE MAY HAVE TO RESCHEDULE THE PAGEANT SLIGHTLY.

THE PAGEANT HAS NOW BEEN MOVED TO 9PM EST on SUNDAY APRIL 3RD.
IF YOU CANNOT MAKE THAT, PLEASE LET ME KNOW VIA FORUM OR OVER DISCORD @ Fronis#9554.

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