makeitsoyoucandeleteaccounts 610 Share Posted May 16, 2022 (edited) The Grand Bloodymarina, Home of the Jousstenian AN ORENIAN, NORLANDIC, BALIANITE, SAVOYARD & HAESENI PETITION FOR PEERAGE AND SUPREME LORDSHIP; DUCHY OF RIFTENFLOUR-JUNKERVILLE Petition: TO HEREBY reward the service of the leal subject(s), Sur Bipip Bopoli and retinue, with a tenure in fealty to the Royal Crown(s), beneath His Royal Majesties, Frederick I, Sigismud III, John I, [SAVOYARD PRINCE/PRINCESS] and that guy who leads Norland (We can’t remember his name). WITH MOST HASTE enfeoff Sur Bipip Bopoli to the Duchy of Riftenflour-Junkerville, a role they and their legitimate issue shall hold in trust to Our throne(s) for the duration of their loyal service. FOR NOW AND FOREVER are EXEMPT from the law of Our realm(s), to abide peacefully by Our rule(s), if so they wish, and to rise to Our defense when necessary, if so they wish. In return, and as a sign of Our august, serene, ducal and norlandic graciousnesses, We do privilege their head to levy law and (no) taxes upon their vassals. Qualifications: Petitioner must have at least 4a756e years of service to the Kingdom(s), the Grand Duchy, the Principality and the Dual-Monarchy, Bipip Bopoli, the Petitioner, has over 6b6572 years of service to the Kingdom(s), the Grand Duchy, the Principality and the Dual-Monarchy through his positions as:a) Hero of the Proment-Jorent-Mortezian War,b) Murdered of the giant beast fiend, Grenglar of Mortez,c) Conqueror of Mortez,d) Suppressor of Mortezian coups, e) Knight of Haense in the order of Saint Bipip the Bopoli, f) Head City Clerk of Vienne,g) Head Butler of the Norlandic Castle (Name unknown),h) Head manufacturer of Cactus Green in the southern region of Almaris, i) Silent shadow defender of Du Loc and the Underloc,Evils defeated by Sur Bipip, in the defense of Du Loc: - Lector Martamero,- Redenford, - Foul elf by the name of “Jenina” (Three years of age), - Over twenty Ruskans,- Bipip Bopoli,j) “Highest” High Seneschal of Karosgrad, k) Deputy Lord Mayor of Balian City,l) Lord Mayor of Balian City,m) Director of the Norlandic Migration Office, - Stopped the Liftselles from escaping their slaughter at Loter Rock, - Knighted by Orenian Emperor Philip III for defending Norland from the Liftselles women and children, n) Service in the Brotherhood of Saint Karl, Imperial State Legion, Imperial Legion, Royal Legion, Petran Legion, Ashguard, Brotherhood of Balian and Argent Legion,I. As Private,II. As Supreme Commander,o) Member of the House of Commons and the Royal Duma, simultaneously,p) President of the Southern Geographical Society q) Secretary of the Treasury for Norland, stealing NO FUNDS,r) Murderer. Must be recommended by at least two current Peers of the Kingdom(s), the Grand Duchy, the Principality and the Dual-Monarchy, His Royal Majesty, Bipip Bopoli, forever august, The King of Oren Her Royal Majesty, Bipip Bopoli, The Queen consort of Oren His Royal Highness The Prince of Providentia, Bipip Bopoli, Heir Apparent to the Kingdom His Grace, The Duke of Cathalon, Bipip Bopoli The Most Honourable, The Margrave of Grodno, Bipip Bopoli The Right Honourable, The Count of Susa, Bipip Bopoli The Right Honourable, The Countess of Halstaig, Bipip Bopoli The Right Honourable, The Count of Aldersberg, Bipip Bopoli The Right Honourable, The Count of Dobrov, Bipip Bopoli The Right Honourable, the Count of Azor, Bipip Bopoli His Royal Highness, The Count of Temesch, Bipip Bopoli The Right Honourable, The Count of Provins, Bipip Bopoli The Right Honourable The Countess of Vanderfall, Bipip Bopoli The Right Honourable, The Viscount of Rivia, Bipip Bopoli The Honorable, The Baroness of Artois, Bipip Bopoli The Honorable, The Baron Draskovic, Bipip Bopoli The Honorable, The Baroness of Rosius, Bipip Bopoli The Honorable, The Baron of St. Lothar, Bipip Bopoli The Honorable, The Baron of Pompourelia, Bipip Bopoli The Honorable, The Baron of Ames, Bipip Bopoli The Honorable, The Baron of Cherskavy, Bipip Bopoli The Honorable, The Baron of Whitewater, Bipip Bopoli The Honorable, The Baron of Acre, Bipip Bopoli Baronet Of Westfall, Bipip Bopoli Baronet, Bipip Bopoli His Majesty, King Bipip Bopoli Her Majesty, Queen Bipip Bopoli His Serene Highness, Grand Prince of Kusoraev Bipip Bopoli His Grace Bipip of House Bopoli, Duke of Reinmar His Grace Bipip of House Bopoli, Duke of Vawlyck His Grace Bipip of House Bopoli, Duke of Vidaus The Right Honourable, Bipip of House Bopoli, Count of Otistadt The Honourable Bipip of House Bopoli, Viscount of Krusev His Lordship Bipip of House Bopoli, Baron of Mondstadt His Lordship Bipip of House Bopoli, Baron of Richtenburg His Highness Bipip of House Bopoli,, Baron of Ghaestenwald His Imperial Highness, Bipip Bopoli, The Grand Duke of Balian Her Imperial Highness, Bipip Bopoli, The Grand Duchess of Balian Bipip Bopoli, Heir Apparent of the Grand Duchy of Balian The Honorable, The Baron of Abretta, Bipip Bopoli The Honorable, The Baron of Aquilae, Bipip Bopoli The Honorable, The Baroness of Valens, Bipip Bopoli The Honorable, The Baroness of Anatis, Bipip Bopoli The Honorable, The Baron of Marsana, Bipip Bopoli The Honorable, The Baron of Renduzzo, Bipip Bopoli The Honorable, The Baron of Brucca, Bipip Bopoli Must have at least three other House members in service to the Kingdom(s), the Grand Duchy, the Principality and the Dual-Monarchy, one of which must be a viable heir, Piotrdibth - AAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHH (Marketing) Junka - Purple ( The Color ) Hoem (Bite) - Preacher (Preacher) Rangoteer Rig - Smartest, why would Rig do this? (Erudite) Flint - Mastermind behind the (Military Service) Mreeze (Deceased) - (Singer-Songwriter) Must have an established Vassal Culture - Motto/Symbology "Seek the Right Eyes." Meaning: Must Provide documentation of economic status Cowards. ArchJousstenian Duke Sur Bipip Bopoli, Forever Joussteni, Carrier of the Joussteni Diaspora Defender of all Riftenflour-Junkerville, Minister of Truth and Unlocked Events Edited May 16, 2022 by Nescaffier 20 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wet_Roaches 80 Share Posted May 16, 2022 i remember when bipip bopoli punched me in the throat and then treated me and the crew to a feast, honestly gotta love his work 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruzazul 2808 Share Posted May 16, 2022 Leopold prays for Bipip’s peace of mind as he ventures through this crippling existential crisis of ambition. 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoshBright 2104 Share Posted May 16, 2022 Jarad would pray to GOD for the man's health, as he was clearly... not in the best of mind 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shmeepicus 3942 Share Posted May 16, 2022 Incredible. 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gambit 964 Share Posted May 16, 2022 "GLORY TO DA' GOOD OL' DUCHY AND TEH' DUKE. 'E IS ALRIGH'T AND 'IS SISTA' LOOK REAL NOICE." A certain Rivian Patriot would yell as his wife handed him divorce papers... 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandhi 2712 Share Posted May 16, 2022 Kazimir Jumbo big thumbs up !! 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
chacmul 275 Share Posted May 16, 2022 splendurious! 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sergisala 2794 Share Posted May 16, 2022 ((You have earnt my +1)) 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt_Chief26 1205 Share Posted May 16, 2022 Ser Reinhardt approves of his new overlord 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nouveau_Chateau 244 Share Posted May 16, 2022 Captain Daquavious Jebediah Figglebottom of the Jessianites disapproves of the tyrannical rule of Bipip Bopoli. He is ready to free his homelands from the sub-human Jusstian and Jurtian overlords with his weapon Trabiloingous! 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
megavoltar 1118 Share Posted May 16, 2022 Private First Class Grungo Gwingo is currently having a seizure due to overdose and cannot think of anything smug or annoying to say to an empty room smugly. 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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