kazoo 586 Share Posted July 29, 2023 Cyrano, during his trip to the tropics, asks one of the folks “What does tio mean?” - “Uncle” answers one of the bartenders Cyrano assumes mi means me and says “Which sicko wants to marry their uncle! Oh my god what is going on in Balian.” He doesn’t read the missive further and throws it in the nearby fire Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterBlitzkrieg 1357 Share Posted July 29, 2023 4 hours ago, XOCO said: The famed Rivian Princess of Love and Beauty Bertha Potte would study the missive carefully, in addition to the letter penned to her by her Galbraith patron. Though the beau herself was older than the Vilac, she did not mind the carnal appeals of a fresher, younger man. Indeed, her last lover had already ascended to the seven skies a year ago, and so the prospect of new love was positively tantalizing. "Let it be known! Oi, Berffa Potte answer the call o' romance from this Balianoite fellah!" She declares, clutching the missive tight against her buxom figure. "Man's go on a date wif tha lovely missus of love 'erself!" The rivian called out "Blud finna get sum to tap! Berffa gottat bomboclat nyash ye. Blud be a d***head if man says no." 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qctho 173 Share Posted July 30, 2023 "Average, maidenliness human behavior. ." A looming thing mused faintly. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melpomenne 1553 Share Posted July 30, 2023 Spoiler the spanglish is killing me i cant 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SapphirePool 1098 Author Share Posted July 30, 2023 31 minutes ago, Melpomenne said: Reveal hidden contents the spanglish is killing me i cant Spoiler Alas, it is how I was taught on this lord of the crafts. What's funnier is how multiple people keep thinking its the kid marrying his uncle xD 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tilly 3672 Share Posted July 30, 2023 "Ah, yes, the kid forgot to mention her 'Tio's' willingness to disseminate threats to leaders of prosperous nations on behalf of dead, useless, idiotic princes of irrelevant schism states who do nothing but perpetuate their own importance from the least-human corner of this side of Aevos," the aging Archduchess could go on, and probably did, over hot tea with Sir Laurens. @Chorale__ 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chorale__ 1693 Share Posted July 30, 2023 1 hour ago, tilly said: "Ah, yes, the kid forgot to mention her 'Tio's' willingness to disseminate threats to leaders of prosperous nations on behalf of dead, useless, idiotic princes of irrelevant schism states who do nothing but perpetuate their own importance from the least-human corner of this side of Aevos," the aging Archduchess could go on, and probably did, over hot tea with Sir Laurens. @Chorale__ “MON DIEU,” commented the Marquis du Clermont, “How far the Apple falls from the tree, bestie.” the Chanzlè quipped with tired eyes as he sipped ‘pon a tankard of Earl Gray and passed the doink. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lirinya 2662 Share Posted July 30, 2023 Poppiya showed the missive to her brother, Henrik. "We should do vis to Karl, da? When he is older?" @critter Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melpomenne 1553 Share Posted July 30, 2023 20 hours ago, SapphirePool said: Reveal hidden contents Alas, it is how I was taught on this lord of the crafts. What's funnier is how multiple people keep thinking its the kid marrying his uncle xD Spoiler 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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