Hearth 873 Popular Post Share Posted February 20 [!] A missive would be posted on each and every Lamp-Post across the Canonist nations. "Lo' lads, its Cyris, ye' may know me from events such as- th' Southern Summit, th' Haensi Peace Summit an' every party Numendil has had fer th' past five years. Et has come tae me attention tat' humanity is strugglin' over th' matter o' th' Homos, so as is often requested oi am sendin' out my two minas regardin th' matter; As anybodeh who's been payin ah moderate amount o' attention to th' Weefolk, ye' will know tat' we 'ave always allowed fer t' gays to thrive 'n prosper within our Shoire, regardless o' 'ow maneh toimes foreign powers 've complained over t' supposed sanctity o' t' matter. Th' Weefolk believe firmleh that th' Creator GOD, or as weh refer tae 'im- Th' Great Farmer- coul'nae give less o' a shite about who yeh love so long as 'tey aint evil or from inside th' close famileh. Ye' may be wonderin' whoi oi am tellin' ye' all 'tis. Et's quite simple- th' Shiredom o' Dunwen shall offer ah proper marriage ceremoneh under th' Knoxist Church tae aneh who desire et, be 'tey 'omosexual, straightsexual or what'er th' other ones are. Weh feel 'tis is th' most kind 'n lovin' 'ting to do in 'tese questionin' times 'mong th' Churches o' Man." - Hugs and Kisses, King Cyris Collingwood the First, the Second, Former Thain of Dunwen. 42 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
salamanderfantasy 679 Share Posted February 20 [!] And sticky-noted under the missive comes a brief addendum CATERING WILL BE PROVIDED BY OUR LOCAL WIZARD MAYOR. YOU GET A CHEESEBOARD. THIS IS NON OPTIONAL. 18 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tilly 3672 Share Posted February 20 “Epic Cyris take.” Renilde sharpens her crayons to scribble a letter to the King of the Petra. 13 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReveredOwl 5339 Share Posted February 20 (edited) "For a race of people whose numbers dwindle by the day, I don't think they have time to give their take on humanities affairs and should instead focus on themselves, repopulating their race. Also why is this missive so indecipherable, why has he written his accent?" Asked Rhys. Edited February 20 by ReveredOwl 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustMeMorgan 1000 Share Posted February 20 "At least the halflings have some common decency rather than the weird religious folk." said Acalmaehr comparing the two recent articles 9 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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