Tiptoeing Threw Da City's Wheat Field......

[Jutra 51]

((you see a note stuck to the fencing of the City's farm. The writing, though very legible looks harsh, like the writer was rather peeved while creating it.))

I Jutra, Head Farmer of the War Uzg habing peeped time and again the evidence of Farmers ((with permissions to the city farm)) Farming what eber day please from da city farm and nub put da wheat in da Chests set aside to do so. Rulgs for replanting but lat hab messed up my harvesting schedule!

Dis isn't lat's personal farm for lat personal usz.

Lat is stealing from da War Uzg and I nub allow it animore.

This passing I changed locks on da farm gates.

Ib lat wants to actually farm fur da War Uzg lat can contact me.

[Blawharag 277]

*Stares at the sign for a moment.* Wish me kuld skahun reed...

*Grabs the nearest literate Orc and has him read the sign* Ah, me peep nuw.

*Begins writing out a note to Jutra*

Jutra,

Mayk da Kuflaghai. A farmurz division uv da Orcz, much lyke da Krughai am da military, agh uz hav da Blacksmith agh Minurz union. Lat kan leed da Kuflaghai agh da memburz uv da Kuflaghai kan helb lat farm avtur lat teech dem da farm'n schedule. Dat way unlee dem dat shuld be farm'n am farm'n. Alzo, lat skah'd ub latz fencez agin, me wyl fix dem laytur su nubash can jump in.

~Blawharag

[Jutra 51]

*Jutra finds the note left by her orginal one. She reads it a few times to make sure she had understood it properly.

She takes another paper, this time the writting is neat and tidy and as always very ligible. She remembers this time, as she isn't in such a prevvish mood, to add pictures to the note for further clarification.

Blawharag,

Bub'hosh suggestion lat gib me - I dun gruk about dis "Kalfaghai" before lat blah about id in lat note.

Yub da farm will neb ta be refenced as I didn't hab the right to change the locks on da orginal doors. I just put new ash's in front of dem. ((If I do have permissions to do so - I don't know the commands or proper way to change them))

I will grunk about diz "Kalfaghai" a bit more den tink ob a way ta make it wurk.

Bub'hosh Rulgs fur lat note.

Jutra.

[Acornlad 206]

*Stares at the sign for a moment.* Wish me kuld skahun reed...

*Grabs the nearest literate Orc and has him read the sign* Ah, me peep nuw.

*Begins writing out a note to Jutra*

-Wait, you can write but not read...?-

[Acornlad 206]

Nroca writes out a small note to Jutra,

Lat shud gid sum wolvs ta help latz self. I can nub elp latz as uv now, I been very busy.

[realslimshady 7]

*Toldor quickly observes da note, and writes his own reply~

- Toldor nub get fuudies! Lat teach Toldor ta fishy fish for da fishy! Toldor ta ungry ta swung da zult! Bubhosh fishy be guud fo all da bruddas.

[Jarkarll 314]

Nroca writes out a small note to Jutra,

Lat shud gid sum wolvs ta help latz self. I can nub elp latz as uv now, I been very busy.

Me ulfvs protect Mogroka Fadh. Me nub grim wud appenin...

[Blawharag 277]

-Wait, you can write but not read...?-

((yes.))

*Sees the note left by Jutra and examines the pictures for some time, not even bothering trying to decipher the words. After some effort he finally struggles out what he thinks to be the meaning*

Da mojo on da lockz am fickle. Ed am design'd in such a wai dat unlee da ash dat mayd ed kan change ed. Dat, ur ash Lock-Mojo Goth. Ed juzd su happunz da Rex am Lock-Mojo Goth. Me wyl blah wif hym agh peep iv hym kan remove da lock fur lat agh let lat put latz own on. Den lat kan change ed latzelv.

Az fur da Kuflaghai, dem narkuu exist befur en da War Uzg. Da Shadowclan uzed dem, befur uz becaym da Shadowclan dat iz. It wuz designed az supplemunt tu Votarhai, ur da hunturz uv da Clan. Da Kuflaghai wuld gruw fuud tu mayk ub fur da short comminz uf da Votarhai durin tikz uv poor hunting. Da War Uzg shuld hav Kuflaghai tuu, agh lat shuld be da ash tu leed ed.

[Jarkarll 314]

((yes.))

*Sees the note left by Jutra and examines the pictures for some time, not even bothering trying to decipher the words. After some effort he finally struggles out what he thinks to be the meaning*

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Da mojo on da lockz am fickle. Ed am design'd in such a wai dat unlee da ash dat mayd ed kan change ed. Dat, ur ash Lock-Mojo Goth. Ed juzd su happunz da Rex am Lock-Mojo Goth. Me wyl blah wif hym agh peep iv hym kan remove da lock fur lat agh let lat put latz own on. Den lat kan change ed latzelv.

Az fur da Kuflaghai, dem narkuu exist befur en da War Uzg. Da Shadowclan uzed dem, befur uz becaym da Shadowclan dat iz. It wuz designed az supplemunt tu Votarhai, ur da hunturz uv da Clan. Da Kuflaghai wuld gruw fuud tu mayk ub fur da short comminz uf da Votarhai durin tikz uv poor hunting. Da War Uzg shuld hav Kuflaghai tuu, agh lat shuld be da ash tu leed ed.

Yub, Jutra bubhosh zhe shuuud leed id! Led blah to da Rex boud.diz!

[Garet867 36]

Gral/Grul: *rubs some mud on the original thing Jutra wrote so it lloks like an animals went #2 on it*

[GavinTheViking 151]

*Nux has an Elven merchant read him the note. Nux then tells the merchant to write down as he says. The merchant writes Nux's words in the common tongue. The rough-edged manuscript is then sent to Jutra, via Halfling messenger (so the note will come with a snack upon its delivery).*

"I, Nux, am to help out with the farm(s) in the War Nation. I am a well rounded farmer, from working them on slave camps in my cub days. I would be happy to help plant and harvest when I have time. Send me a raven, or a Halfling, with your response. Farewell, am ye are welcome for the treat."

((I am a level 75 farmer and are experienced in MC farming in general. I'll help you farm. MSG me in game, MC Name is GavinTheViking, forum message, or talk to me in the TeamSpeak.))

[Dretus 14]

*sees the halfling and goes over and punches Nux

Jutra was raised by dem toopid

She nub gonna eat ash

[UltraRed 78]

Krug looks at the halfling hungrily, but says nothing. The times he makes eye contact with the halfling, he smiles ominously and licks his lips.

[Blawharag 277]

*Kills the halfling* Nub lyvestok shuld be wandurun freely en da War Uzg. *Hands letter back to Nux* Deliver ed latzelv, mushhed.

[Jutra 51]

*starts thinking about how long ago she wrote her note.

if I ever wanted help wid 'arvesting da wheats I would want da 'elp to be 'onourable orc bruddah.

if dey weren't orc dey would hab to be accepted by da uddeer orcs first.

satisfied with her decision she goes about her daily chores.