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*You walk into Mount Ire to see a Dwarf standing on the wall shouting down to Dwarves below him. Upon coming closer you see that it is Phelrin Ironfist. The roots of his beard are red and bleeding as if it was pulled with great force. His beard has been cut jaggedly as if someone hacked at it with a knife*

Me kinsman! I was travelling south when I stumbled upon an Orc camp in da southern desert. De captured me and tried te interigate me fer information on er warplans and chests. I feigned ingnorance on da matter, but dey did not stop der. Dey denied us honorable fer using 'umans and Orcs in battle. Dey called da legion "fodder" saying de only good fighters were "de Paragon and his royal sheep herders". De let me go te tell ye dis message yelling at me back fer us te bring "honor next time te battle".

Dis is an outrage, not only dat de say dese dings, but dat we can't do nothing te stop it. Kjell, we must seek revenge against dese Orcs in da name of er honor! Dwarves o' Ire, ye must train yerselves so dat when de time comes, we may stomp dese locust back into de sand dat dey call home! We well show dem what honor der truly is in de halls o' Ire!

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Aye, ah cannae wait tah kill de orc feckers! ((the reason they're all better is because everyone in there's like "ORCS, LOL, WE KILL THINGS!" and just get irritatingly high lvls of swords, axe, etc, with no regard for anything else :/))

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Te feckin orcs will pay fer insultin de dwarven hona'!

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Aye, ah cannae wait tah kill de orc feckers! ((the reason they're all better is because everyone in there's like "ORCS, LOL, WE KILL THINGS!" and just get irritatingly high lvls of swords, axe, etc, with no regard for anything else :/))

(I take great offense to this you hurt our feelings please apoligize,

And in all seriousnessthat instance he wasn't even PVP'd I don't know what the problem is. We are a warrior race for god sakes! You guys comepletely owned us in the second war in aegis.)

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De Dwarves be very bad at combat. Ah was un o' de best and ah be leaving'. De Dwarves dun listen and run at first sight o' an orc.

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Mili? Have ye no sense of honor. Ye think ye are just walking away from de Dwarves? Lack of discipline from of the younger dwarves is from a lack of training. Do not dink ye are de best amoung us, and irreplacable

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Mili? Have ye no sense of honor. Ye think ye are just walking away from de Dwarves? Lack of discipline from of the younger dwarves is from a lack of training. Do not dink ye are de best amoung us, and irreplacable

Ah am neither de best or ireplacable. Ah 'ave just found de life among ye boring and dull. In foights ye are cowards and sit behind walls.

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Ah am neither de best or ireplacable. Ah 'ave just found de life among ye boring and dull. In foights ye are cowards and sit behind walls.

Mili, what tis becoming of ye? Ye are reminding me more and more of de old Mili dat none of us want te see back. Never da less, go as ye wish. I do not want any hard te go between us. Many of da other Dwarves will not take yer leaving as well though. I can not change der feelings

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"Dam orcs! **Bazian spits at the thought of greenskins** Dese beasts won't beh so big 'eaded unce meh Clan gives 'em a pick ov our axes, eh!?"

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Har har orcs cum tu da iron hold and die har har.

(Also orcs its true most of.you pvp but thats your lore we are trying to be good fighters while being miners and drinkers lol)

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Tok lifts his head, snarling at the Dwarf's comment relating to the Dwarves using Orc.

"Shiksha! 'em dishunurble Urikies bi blahin' shiksha 'buet Bahrs whan 'em bi usin' mojo armur!"

He roars, slamming his fist against the rugged cave walls. Denting is slightly as he marches off, grunting at the very nerve of the Orcs.

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Aye, ah cannae wait tah kill de orc feckers! ((the reason they're all better is because everyone in there's like "ORCS, LOL, WE KILL THINGS!" and just get irritatingly high lvls of swords, axe, etc, with no regard for anything else :/))

[]it is their lore and not every orc kills things only, there are some great rp'ers who realy make it fun rp when you meet them. Not only with fighting but also with there lore and ic atitude[]

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Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly.

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