(Ooc History Gathering)

[argonian 14254]

My ass. Anyone who was in the Phoenix guards got a noble spot.

Not really.

[Komodo 140]

A humble section on August Flay and his loyal men should be in order.

[Braehn Elendil An'Hiraeth 474]

The return of Adunian culture, influence and power

[Braxis 813]

I can supply the Knightly Orders of Oren's History from King Edmund the Reagent King of A Reagent, to Present day listing the Knight Commanders and the Orders Phases and such if you need.

[Chaqery 427]

The rise of the White Rose from obscurity into becoming something mothers threaten their children with. We're like... The boogeyman, or ghosts.

[Sultan 3953]

Ehm you dont understand, so it would go something to these lines..

1445 - The Crowning of King Godfrey Rhys Frederick Geoffrey Horen The First.

1446 - The signing of the treaty of The Boot, between King Godfrey and Hoichmiester Samuel ending the war of the collation.

And so on.

[TornadoWatch 364]

If you want a real story about a real man's rise to greatness, then you'll want to focus on Mirtok of course Who want's to hear about some poopy summary about social clambering when you can get an action packed and heart wrenching tale of a farmer boy who lost it all and found purpose behind a blade and hammer. A story about a man who's undying loyalty earned him everything he knows to this day and how piece by piece he conquered his obstacles, rebuilding his life from the ashes brought forth by great evils.

Staring Jason Statham as Mirtok DeNurem and Vinnie Jones as Darius Halgrim, from the makers of "The Marian Mastermind" and "Bealcrest Badass'" brings you an all new block shattering addition to the awe inspiring and completely true story of the Teutonic Order. Mirtok, a simple and good hearted boy from the old country cast into the quickly deteriorating world under an Undead influence must face his greatest enemy in hopes to avenge his family, the rotten bastards behind the robes. Finding comradery and glory amidst the uniform marching of the rapidly expanding and secretive military Order, Mirtok fights and wars his way through the Undead legions as well as the damaging guilds that opposed his brothers. Along with his fellow Sariants, this small town boy grows into a battle hardened machine of gore and greatness, eventually taking over the Order he had become so heavily invested in despite the loss of his most revered mentor and best friend. Now, with only his brother Darius and his comrades, Mirtok must meet new challenges and beat the odds, resulting in the Teutonic Order's ascension into the fields of Equestria ruled by the all mighty Goddess Celestia.

Also featuring Liam Neeson as Gaius Marius, Orlando Bloom as Samuel Bealcrest, Terry Crews as Maur Azog, Robert De Niro as Dain Farhammer and finally Nicolas Cage as Godfrey Horen; You're about to deploy into the field of awesomeness and epic none stop over the top in your face action that will surely leave you with intense withdraws and severe depression upon the realization that this story has peaked the capacity for Human thought and that nothing in life will ever compare to the euphoria you have experienced. Its all down hill from here people, might as well kill yourself and read this story again in heaven.

I'd watch this.

I'd pay to watch this, actually.

[GaiusMarius 89]

If Liam Neeson isn't willing to play me, I will take...

Clive Mother-Fuggin' Owen

All of you trying to rub your tummies and feel like badarses are in the Teutonic Order's harem. Stop trying, stop hating, reach our level :3

[SkyyoBee 249]

Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly.