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  1. Vampires aren't real. 

    1. Viraj Dobrial

      Viraj Dobrial

      Rob_Anderson_2021mug.thumb.jpg.6c084405874b37530a6fc90704f1b900.jpgexplain this, then!

    2. Maclunkey

      Maclunkey

      What's a vampire?

  2. Wake up, Sheeple. Pigeons aren't real. They're spies sent by the Aengudaemons!

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    2. Gemini

      Gemini

      Druidic spies 

    3. Burnsider

      Burnsider

      Exactly. Stop trusting pigeons. Trust only doves. 

    4. Astrophysical

      Astrophysical

      1 hour ago, Burnsider said:

      Exactly. Stop trusting pigeons. Trust only doves. 

      Doves are agents of the Spirits.

  3. We love character development

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    2. satinkira

      satinkira

      A rare thing indeed these days

    3. drfate786

      drfate786

      Haha, nice joke!

    4. Benjikhei

      Benjikhei

      sorry but no. my character will stay the same bubbly twenty-year old girl forever.

  4. What the hell, Snoreland?

    1. Orlanth

      Orlanth

      You story team striggas so focused on the cheese that you forget about the trap.

  5. Who watches the watchers? Why is pink doing Blue's job?

    1. satinkira

      satinkira

      Who saves the weak from the man who saves the weak, Jack?

  6. Who would win in a fight: A sprite or a tarantula? This is assuming the sprite is equipped with a small metal weapon of the reader's choice. The tarantula is an average sized arachnid. 

    1. Urahra

      Urahra

      Tarantulas are actually quite docile and that's why they're often kept as pets! 

       

      I think they should make friends and the sprite would ride it as a MIGHTY STEED

    2. saint swag

      saint swag

      Either. I can step on either and it would die.

  7. Why are the forums broke again?

  8. Why do Gamma's builds and personas have to be so terrifying? 

    1. Gustando

      Gustando

      she's quirky like that....

  9. Why don't you have a seat?

    1. Burnsider

      Burnsider

      So, who did you think you were going to be RPing with here today? 

    2. Unwillingly

      Unwillingly

      so you're saying that's not you in the skype logs?

    3. Slothtastic

      Slothtastic

      What did you mean when you said "I liked it better when you called me master"?

  10. Workers Guild wit no ingots

     

    @AfroJoeTheOlogBro do be kinda slackin doe smh love you joeby

  11. Working on a small project. For those who do alchemy, are there any egregiously rare Sign/Symbol combos, or Signs/Symbols in general, that you would like to see made more easily accessible?

     

    Hmu on Discord @ Salty Alty#7030 if you've got any ideas!

  12. Working on Dragon magic, dm on disc if interested in a free grandfather 

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    2. Man of Respect

      Man of Respect

      heres my contribution

      dragon fart:

      the dragon man farts fire

       

      dragon punch:

      the dragon man punches fire

    3. rukio

      rukio

      Hello I would like antoher grandfather

    4. Valannor

      Valannor

      Dragon these nuts across your faces.

  13. Xan doesn't comply with OSHA standards

  14. Xan is just a really prideful house cat, and he hates dragons because they're the really big lizards that keep interrupting his naps.

    1. TheCapybara

      TheCapybara

      you know your not wron-

    2. Valannor

      Valannor

      40 minutes ago, SilkieSilky said:

      you know your not wron-

      I bet Xan would knock your glass vase off the counter, too. 

  15. Yeah sorry chiefs, I gotta throw in the towel. I'm no longer allowed to roleplay at all, gonna strictly be a paperwork monkey.

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    2. Jamix_

      Jamix_

      i thought your whole purpose was to answer:

      "/sreq st node pls come fast"

    3. Liv

      Liv

      /sreq please answer my req and make it snappy. I need you to come sign my stuff for that is your whole purpose!!! 

    4. Ramon

      Ramon

      slave to the craft 

  16. You gotta love the sense of Pride and Accomplishment vortex gives you. 

    1. Samler

      Samler

      I spent hours on grinding to the next tier, only to realize "I am one third of the way" and buy the equipment for cheap mina. Gives me a feeling of despair.

    2. NotEvilAtAll

      NotEvilAtAll

      Having progression tied to killing custom mobs was probably a bad idea in retrospect. It takes more coding effort and encourages folks to spend time outside of RP hubs.

  17. You remember our venerable house, opulent and imperial, sitting proudly on its perch above the moor...

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    2. Child Neglecter

      Child Neglecter

      how could you, rukio

       

      how could you tarnish darkest dungeon

    3. Nozgoth

      Nozgoth

      You remember our venerable house.... IT IS A FESTERING ABOMINATION!!!!!

    4. Valannor

      Valannor

      2 hours ago, Wizard of NOZ said:

      You remember our venerable house.... IT IS A FESTERING ABOMINATION!!!!!

      Ily

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