Gambit

I hate whining and moaning in the town square like a idiot, but let me preface this, we in Arichsdorf were given our irp independence a while ago, its been long enough, yet, if you do /rg info oren_vassal_arichsdorf you may notice, we're still an Orenian Vassal, I mean it says it right there in the region info. Why is this? I mean, even on the Offical Lord of the Craft Wiki (Home to information of the premium roleplay and history of our server) it says we're independent, we govern ourselves, we do everything ourselves. We have contacted staff, I have even messaged staff, however, as of April 29th, 3:21 Est, I, nor has anyone else, been blessed with a reply. Narthok is still our PRO. My man is ban. He ain't here. So, please, someone at the LotC HQ (Trademark pending) please throw us a bone so we can keep our community before we die. (More so than we already have unfortunately) Again, I've already tried doing this in DMs. It has not worked, so thats why I'm in the public sqaure now. If you're still struggling to understand, I will put it into simpler terms. <-Me crying that I have not gotten a admin response <-the mod admin ignoring me begging him to help Please for the love of God save us

I'd probably grab it with one hand by the neck, it's small after all, and use a small knife to remove its legs, like my brother and I used to do with Bee's wings, before putting it in a box, don't have to do anything now. I can let it die, and not think about it, I'm guilt free. I didn't do anything wrong, I didn't do anything. It's not my fault, I don't need to remember, its not my fault, I don't need to think about it because I didn't kill it, it died on its own. Stop it. Stop bringing it up. I didn't kill it its not my fault it died on its own. it lost blood. I didn't kill it, I didn't stomp it, I didn't microwave it, I just cut it. Okay? Okay.

__________________________________________ "The laws are silent when the cannons roar" * The Wrath of Westmen. __________________________________________ A Depiction of the burning Manor, the city of Arichsdorf standing tall in the background. __________________________________________ On the 10th of The First Seed, of 72 S.A, the Insurgent Rebels felt the wrath of Westfall and her allies. Captain Winchester sat still on his horse, he eyed Atticus Nightingale, he had spent some time with the man now securing stability within the new nation, they where both servants of Arichsdorf, and now Westfall. They had just returned from Royal Court, after having spoken to the King, who had informed them that Royal forces would assist them in their purge of terrorists whenever needed. The Brief. "A Ruthern Mannor is possibly being used as a staging ground for insurgent terrorists, we have reasonable cause, and that is all we need. We will scout it out, and burn in it a Grails Day." Winchester stated, coldly, to his soldiers Ezio and Elena. He was tired of war. With that, they were off, a joint force of the Nightingales and Houseguardsmen, they rode across the original territory of Arichsdorf, and into the new lands of Westfall, where once they had no say in the matter, they enforced the law, and the will of the last true Emperor of Oren. The Mission. Upon, reaching the traitor's home, the Men of the West, as well as the singular Women of the West, Elena Morrow, met Sir Gustaf, a fellow member of Arichsdorf, and a traveling cohort of Ruskan soldiers with who Captain Winchester was familiar with, to who they promptly explained the goal of their mission too. A simple scouting mission, that is what it was supposed to be, to which the after an attempted 'attack,' of the main building, the Westerners and Kingsmen realized simply, no one was home. Upon this realization, the group quickly concluded the best, and most effective course of action would be now to burn and destroy the possibly insurgents' Homebase. And so it was, the group choose to encircle the home, before sending themselves in, ensuring it was safe to operate freely, they'd break into the manor, looting and destroying the family home, with little care for its elegance, they'd predominantly plunder and loot jewelry and the manors books. The Ruskans would even attempt to steal the Piano from the first floor, with the conscripts of the Houseguard robbing every shining object they could see. The plundering mass tortured the fine-wood floors, and desecrated the warm-family home, without mercy. Sir Gustaf remained outside, he did not partake in the robbery. "Out! It will burn." Atticus shouted. "Not yet!" Shouted back to the looters upstairs. Minutes passed. "We're leaving!" Winchester shouted before exfiltrating from manor. The rest followed after realizing this, no man wanted to burn to death. The group now met with Sir Gustaf, before creating a make-shift firebomb with the help of Ezio, a proud Mercatorii who clearly had inherited his cultural... Specialty. Cutting a piece of Ezio's cape, using it as a fuse for the firebomb he held. "A torch, does anyone have a torch?" One of the officers called to their men. They looked around. No one had a torch Winchester turned to Ezio, the young, some would say fearless, conscript, "Use their fireplace." With that, Ezio did as he was ordered, Elena Morrow followed, for she had her own firebomb as well. The two lit their bombs and used them to perfection to set alight the traitor's home. The two bombers quickly fled from the smoke-filled home, meeting back with their comrades on the perimeter of the mansion, with cheers, jokes, and pats on the back for their bravery. The Nightingale militiamen stood beside their guardsmen brother-in-arms chatting monotony amongst themselves, the Krajia Ruskans soldiers cheered, screaming insults directed at those who betrayed the Kingdom at the burning building. A first of many. [!] The following missive was spread across the territories of Westfall and the Kingdom of Oren __________________________________________ TO THE TERRORIST, INSURGENTS, AND TRAITORS. * The once beautiful Ruthern Manor has been struck down, burnt, not even its ashes shall remain, - and the same fate awakes all others who shall continue to rebel. - similar to you rebels once the wrath of the Kingdom of Oren and justice of the Grandmarch of Westfall has been dealt. We are arbitrators of the Last True Emperors Will. Surrender, you will be spared, yet those who continue to raise pike and sword shall face divine steel. You interrupt peace, for the first time in many Orenians lives, they have not even a month of peace, you create the wrath you are struck by. Down with the traitors. __________________________________________

Captain Winchester smiled the Suns smile.

Enemies to lovers was always my favorite trope

"Third times the charm I suppose." Winchester commented, before throwing a Ferrymen corpse from earlier just that Saints Day into the hole to nowhere, under the Arichsdorf barracks.

The Arichsdorf Houseguard Protectors of Arichsdorf ___________________________________________________ ___________________________________________________ "The laws are silent when the cannons roar" ___________________________________________________ Born from the simple need to defend, the right to shed blood in the name of love, love for their beloved homeland their wives, their family. Formed from many separate militiamen and ex-Greycloak Rangers, the Arichsdorf Houseguard is the primary enforcers of the law within the city. With the recent conflict, the Houseguard grew itself to defend its home. It is the professional fighting force of Arichsdorf. * Arichsdorf started from humble roots, as a farming village, a simple town run by a Baron. Though, some may forget that the contract that caused Arichsdorf to exist, stated that its population would assist in the current, ongoing, almost twenty-year war. Though simply a farming village it once was, it was born in, and because of, war. Many militant organizations sprung forward to defend their homes, their families, and their beliefs. From there, after the Siege of Haverlock, then came the foundings of the Houseguard, the request simply to find eight men to consistently defend the town as a whole, and enforce the lawstone. Upon the grant of March to Arichsdorf, being given the responsibility, the duty, to guard the border between Haense. The Guard rapidly expanded, enveloping the old Greycloak barracks, and establishing itself as the proud defenders of Arichsdorf. ___________________________________________________ Guardsmen at the engagements outside of Providence RANKS ______________ * GUARDSMEN The Guardsmen of the Houseguard are the rank and standard linesmen who see battle, and enforce the law of the Arichsdorf. The standard Guardsmen holds little to no power in the overall goings-on of the Guard. However, do not take it to mean that the standard Guardsmen At Arms is of no importance, they make the backbone the Houseguard. they of course are those who take the most casualties in the lengthy ongoing war. It is the standard rank-and-file show many scars wounds. * SERGEANT GUARDSMEN A Sergeant Guardsmen is a former Guardsmen who has proved themself to be capable of surviving the consistent combat encounters that each member faces, and has shown they can lead their fellow soldiers into battle. They care for their soldiers under them, they were once men of the equal rank and are given their title of Sergeant for their love of their comrades, and their leadership abilities to protect them. The standard Guardsmen may be the backbone of the Houseguard, but the Sergeants are the muscles that make it move. * GUARDSMEN CAPTAIN The Guardsmen Captain, or simply Captain, is a singular individual who runs the guard and keeps promotions of sergeants and ensures that all men of the Guard are kept disciplined and ready for service. The Captain maintains payment, equipment, and all goings of the organization to ensure it is constantly ready to serve and enforce the law of Arichsdorf to those who attempt to commit wrongdoings to it. ___________________________________________________ ___________________________________________________ SPECIALIZED RANKS ______________ GUARDSMEN BROTHER-DUALIST A Brother-Guardsmen Dualist is a Guardsman who has shown exemption skills in one-to-one combat, and as a result, has been selected to represent the Houseguard, and to an extent, if permitted by the Margrave, Arichsdorf, in duels, and other challenges of a similar nature. * GUARDSMEN BROTHER-APOTHECARY A Brother-Guardsmen Apothecary is a Guardsmen who is a member of the Temple Clergy in Arichsdorf. Considered a Priest-Doctor, these men may only preach the word of the Fatherist Faith and are sole of said faith. This is to ensure that upon the fleeting moments of a severely wounded Guardsmen's life, so that he may receive his last rights, upon the Chaplin failed to give proper treatment. * GUARDSMEN BROTHER-HISTORICUM A Guardsmen Brother-historicum is a Guardsmen who has been picked for their ability to manage and record vast information and typically handles anything from equipment numbers to the management of oathing in new blood into the Guard. They are often picked out of the few, very few, rarely so, Guardsmen who can actually read. * GUARDSMEN BANNERLORD The Guardsmen Bannerlord is a selected Guardsmen who has to show their ability and want to serve the Guard, Arichsdorf, and his comrades in arms. He is given the Banner of the Houseguard, and expected to lead the companies of men into battle, often being the first to come in contact with the enemies ferrum. * HUSSAR GUARDSMEN The Hussar Guardsmen are a select group of skilled and veteran Houseguardsmen who have seen, survived, and triumphed in numerous battles, being the shock-troops primary deployed on horseback to the front on formations to smash through the enemies' defense, allowing for the Guardsmen proper to swell into the newly found gap in the defending line. * ___________________________________________________ ___________________________________________________ RECRUITMENT ___________________________________________________ The Houseguard accepts and recruits anyone, from anywhere, no matter their faith, race, ethnicity, culture, citizenship, all are welcome to the Guard as long as they make the trek to Arichsdorf, and find a Guardsmen who has the time to find a higher up to introduce them. Join, fight, love your comrade and they will love and die for you. WE DO NOT ACCEPT LETTER RECRUITMENT. PLEASE. WE DO NOT HAVE A MAILBOX.

What program do you use?

Winchester, Captain of the Guard, remembered very well the men of the Brotherhood killing his Guardsmen, there was no mercy, and even afterwards he was threatened with death by a member of the Sisterhood. This missive was clearly a lie he thought.

"The Champion of the Brotherhood." Winchester, Captain of the Arichsdorf House Guard corrected. "The dispute was between the Brotherhood and Haense, and our humble March was caught in the crossfire."

Winchester would already be over seasoning his dry rotisserie chicken as he used his 0.12% Hysian blood to justify his cultural appropriation like the super villain he was

--------------------- In the little village where I was born life moved at a slower pass, let felt all the richer for it. There my two distant half Hyspain uncles were known far and wide for their delicious cooking. They seasoned their scented chicken using only the freshest spices, people called them... -+- Los Pollos Hermanos. The Chicken Brothers. Today now, we at Baker Family and Co, carry on their tradition in a manner that would make my uncles proud. The finest ingredients are brought together with loving care then slow-cooked to perfection. Yes, the old ways are still best at Los Pollos Hermanos but don't take my word for it, one taste, and you'll know. Not only does this new branch of Baker Family and Co represent the finest chicken, but, my 0.12% Hyspain blood in my proud veins. Coming to an Arichsdorf near you. Baker Family And Co have no legal responsibility for your health and are not liable if you ingest raw, uncooked, undercooked, or any likes of life-threatening meat.

Winchester, Frat Boy extraordinaire, would read over the thesis, knowing he had already achieved sexual immortality. (This guy fucks)

Declaration of the communal Official Armory for Arms and Armor within Arichdorf and in the service of its Militant Leagues and Individuals The Baker Family Co announces the transition of its subsidiary Baker Family and Co. Arms and Armor within the town of Arichsdorf into the Official Armory for Arms and Armor within Arichdorf and in the service of its Militant Leagues and Individuals. Official Armory for Arms and Armor within Arichdorf and in the service of its Militant Leagues and Individuals, for short the Armory of Arichdorf, functions as communal storage for all in the Barony of Arichdorf, and all who swear fealty to the Lord of Arichdorf, however, mainly as to serve the numerous militias within the Barony. For clarification, all armor is not charged and is meant to armor those who defend the community. We accept all forms of donations to create arms and armor for the community. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Submission forum: In order to gain arms or armor from the Armory, an official form must be submitted, containing the following explanations: name of the organization, the reason for the need of arms and armor, amount of arms and armor. Contact the Armory at the Pomegranate Bakery Mail Box. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Signed: Winchester, Armorer of Arichdorf

Basque culture with Norman mail armor

Depiction of Two Men and Two Women doing Baking -+- LET IT BE KNOWN - Baker Family and Co. and Substrates do NOT use Store-Bought Gravel, or premade baked goods!! All of our goods are baked by unpaid Taryn Baker!! These false and slanderous statements are being perpetrated by Haensermen Gangster Policemen and spies in order to ruin ME, (And my wife), Winchester C. Baker & Taryn Baker, VI Brae Street, since my appeal to the Orenian high court in order to expose their Dwedski VOIDISM plot ! IN CONJUNCTION with DEADLY NERVE HIDDEN AGENTS via RATS and MUSSIN ! These Dwedski Insurgents and their Haensermen Gangster Policemen and spies puppeting pontifical popering puppet master in order to ruin me and Baker Family and Co. and partners for exposing their VOIDALIST AGENDA EQUALIST WORLD TAKE OVER! Baker Family and Co. is FIGHTING for the TRUTH against the Voidist Dwedski shortman Haenser Police State Gangsters and FALCON COMPANY LIMITED! The Iblees Void Gangster Dwedski Pontifcalish popes and Despots WILL be uncovered. -+- All citizens of Du Loc will be receiving a 15% (Subject to change) off discount on our HOMEMADE Cinnamon rolls with HOMEMADE Chocolate Ganache frosting and our HOMEMADE Banana pudding sweet rolls !!!!

Famous and infamous frat boy partier, Winchester, would look over the missive, wondering why 'chicks' weren’t invited to this 'bussin' ragger, before pondering if they'd even let him shotgun beers and sleep on the couch after the mad party.