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DrunkPapaBear

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  1. I will adopt you and bring you on epic adventures
  2. An old orc smiles the tusked smile with joy, seeing that his dwed friends finally decided to have their own gym.
  3. A Haruspex and Witch Doctor read this second edition of the kaktus weekly with a tusked smile. « Bub’hosh work Mi bruddah! » He then went to pay some drinks to the writer and give some drugs to the young artist.
  4. Name of spiritual shrine : Shrine of Leyd Spirit attached to shrine : Leyd Common offerings brought to shrine : Weapons, blood What the shrine represents : the lower part represent the clans who favor Leyd, Raguk and Ram. The top represents strength and dominance Is this shrine destroyed? (Y/N): No Location of shrine (General location, no exact coordinates please): On the hill besides the Maw tower Pictures (if applicable):
  5. You're a cool person What was your most epic moment on lotc also how much $ did you make with your skins
  6. How do you stop a baby turning at 200 km per hour? With a shovel.
  7. The blood-shaman smiles as he sees the declaration to ban most darkspawns from the Honorbound Horde's lands
  8. The Targoth escaped the caverns along with the party. He then left to gather the only ones who could cleanse that foul being. An army of shamans was to be gathered, again.
  9. One of the other Kukaals of clan Akaal nodded in approval. « It’s time we get a branch of healing shamans for the war against the darkspawns. »
  10. The Targoth of the Honorbound Hordes of the west smiled the tusked smile as he heard words of a new King under the mountain. A letter was quickly written and sent to arrange a meeting, for he knew this King, unlike the Child King, would be one to stand against Ibleez alongside Krugkin. A well rolled blunt of green from the World Cactus was attached to the letter.
  11. « Where did Celianor aurum line go? Do they not need one at the entrance of their city? » A brown orc asked in a random tavern of Almaris.
  12. « Ibleez is moving her pieces, the board changes. » The uruk returned to his forge, a needs to remake artifacts if old overcomed him.
  13. Borok of clan Akaal, Witch Doctor and shaman of the blood smiled a tusked smile upon seeing the rally call to all the shamans. "The plan is in motion, rally bruddahs, rally sistahs. The time has finally come." The uruk then sent personalized letters of his own to shamans he knew, making sure they'll answer the call.
  14. The Targoth let out a grunt of approval. « Twiggos can say whatever they want, we know our path. Ibleez was slain by our father and our father alone. It will be done again. » The commander of the Krughai then made his way to the old city of the Horde’s lands. « The time has come bruddahs. Let us speak with our father. Let us speak with Krug. »
  15. "Tree fuckers words always twisted truth" The Targoth of the Horde commented to his Rex, approving of his bold answer. "We hope they rid themselves of the darkspawns that plague their nation." The uruk then left to prepare for the opening of yet another drug shop!
  16. Krothuul of Akaal, the last Ramgoth, is dead. Killed without honor, by a strike to the back of the neck. We, Borok of Akaal rise to the position of Kukaal of clan Akaal replacing our Elder. Weep not brothers and sisters, for our Elder lived a good life. Cry not for he now resides in Stargush'Stroh. Lûp Krothuul, son of Gadhaal the black, grandson of Ram. Ar-Borok of clan Akaal, Kukaal of clan Akaal, the Victorious, the Blood Rex, Dealer of Drugs, the Mad, the Burned, the Brown, Targoth of the Iron Horde
  17. [!] A missive is spread through the lands of the Iron Horde With the recent murder of one of our eldest, Skaatchnak of Akaal, at the hands of Morur'ei the dragon of rot, fire and blood are soon to follow. With the turmoil that might come against the Azdrazi-lovers of Un'Satum, it is time for the urûkim to unite. We served as commander of the Krughai under the Rex of Fire, we will serve under Willy the Wise. We, Ar-Borok of the Akaal clan lay claim to the title of TARGOTH Ar-Borok of clan Akaal, the Victorious, Blood Rex, Dealer of Drugs, the Mad, the Burned, the Brown, Targoth of the Iron Horde
  18. That’s not toxic tho, it’s just some critics from an old orc. Don’t bring toxicity where there is none by saying there is toxicity.
  19. "Lûp Skaatchnak, The Fire Rex. May latz spirit dwell in the Stargush'Stroh. We will blah again bruddah." The uruk then slashed his scarred hand with a knife and let his blood drip unto the corpse of his fallen Elder. He squeezed his hand into a fist. "Izû âz-ul lâtz bugud." We will kill them all in your name
  20. This is the premium lord of the craft experience
  21. The orkish Son of Petra looked at the paper « Peace? For how long? »
  22. should place a spoiler up top saying it's a parody, to prevent misleading new players (or dumb old ones)
  23. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH SHAMANISM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
  24. The spirit who tricked the church of Canon into believing he was god. pretty cool
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