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  1. The Orenian Circle, instead of worshipping trees they worship shitty politicks and get caught a year laterScreen_Shot_2022-11-10_at_5.18.37_pm.pngzzmarcc_moment.png

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    2. Reckless Banzai Screamer

      Reckless Banzai Screamer

      hahahah no wonder nobody liked that guy, like a community 6th sense from our shared lack of chromosomes. 

    3. christman

      christman

      if you DONT go to sleep now, you are not daddys big girl.. and i see no other way than be your daddy and give you a good old spanking 

    4. MaltaMoss

      MaltaMoss

      >Saint Megavoltar dispenses great wisdom

      >They ignore him

      >zzmarc is TOS'd

      >Mama mia

  2. Relations with men, Albuquerque 

    1. christman

      christman

      but without much conception 

    2. Viraj Dobrial

      Viraj Dobrial

      i love men (and Albuquerque)

    3. UnusualBrit

      UnusualBrit

      Yo 148, 3-to-the-3-to-the-6-to-the-9. Representin' the ABQ. What up, biatch? Leave it at the tone!

  3. Ha ha ha!  Evil inc wins!  The destruction of Celia'nor rings true!  Evil foreva!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    1. Gandhi

      Gandhi

      evil foreva!!!!!!!!!!!

    2. Laeonathan

      Laeonathan

      too bad cnor has 4 other cities...

    3. Unwillingly

      Unwillingly

      4 hours ago, Laeonathan said:

      too bad cnor has 4 other cities...

      CNOR GONE CNOR GONE CRABRAVE CRABRAVE CRABRAVE

  4. The court jester hath penance unto the meak...

    1. milkyi

      milkyi

      If this is a joke, it isn't funny. This really isn't a joking matter. Please be mature.

    2. megavoltar

      megavoltar

      We dread the slammer...

  5. Petscop wasn't an allegory for Candace Newmaker and her death, it was actually a psychological dive into the mind of someone who unironically likes dragon-ball characters with gucci and smoking weed

  6. THERE WAS NO TEA IN HAELUN'OR

    1. _Sheylo_

      _Sheylo_

      There was, you were just too busy eating a banana lol

    2. Rip and Tear

      Rip and Tear

      No tea for you, stinky 😝

  7. maaann they keep saying to come to haelunor, a couple of well meaning pedestrians, a kind dwarf, and two mice, and an olog were trying to get in and were denied entry

    1. satinkira

      satinkira

      There was no tea in Haelun'or

    2. _Sheylo_

      _Sheylo_

      But there was- I served the tea
      Ologs arent typically allowed entry anyway

  8. I sent in my form to do lotc dateline roleplay where is my bird to go and meet the maidens

    1. Valannor

      Valannor

      Thou art maidenless.

    2. Tigergiri

      Tigergiri

      xfiles starts playing

  9. Are you guys going trick or treating?

    1. megavoltar

      megavoltar

      Are you guys going trick or treating?

    2. saint swag

      saint swag

      suck my fuckin ass you godam stuttering ******* parrot

  10. Looking to 6 Haenseni Children for my Haeseni Family!!!

     

    I am the noble father of the guard of Ichiealle, the mother being one 'chacmul' 

     

    1. grnappa

      grnappa

      Me and my 5 alts 

    2. JoshBright

      JoshBright

      i love skizo posting

  11. 1M, 5M, 9M.  This label means how many money ur worth.

  12. Mala,.malamoss, give me pepperjack cheeese foreigner give me pepper jack cheese huh huh huh?

    1. MaltaMoss

      MaltaMoss

      No, scrounge for it

    2. Reckless Banzai Screamer

      Reckless Banzai Screamer

      mala moss can i get a pepper jack sniff sniff

  13. Former President Barack Obama was always known as the Baller-In-Chief. He’s the best basketball player the Oval Office has ever seen, and the connection between Obama and the NBA was always strong when he was in office and remains so after his term ended.

    1. Wet_Roaches

      Wet_Roaches

      i agree with this statement

  14. 7-11 skin walkers tellin.g m e .to buy the su sususushi and i gotta ***** OUT

    1. satinkira

      satinkira

      you are schizophrenic 

  15. THE ORCS WERE RIGHT ALL ALONG WE MUST HELP THEIR NOBLE CAUSE AGAINST RACISM

  16. I didnt do nuthin

    1. Sorcerio

      Sorcerio

      its gonna be ok gurl 💅

  17. oioooh my altar ego, megavolter, he taker over

     

    1. christman

      christman

      please please please where i megavoltar megvoltAr i bless your day megavolter go away

  18. The mega alliance EATO is only lasting another 4 months.  A month before death a new player will log onto the server named Gruts Guiltsworthy, everything will collapse at this point.

    1. Crevel

      Crevel

      I am waiting with bated breath, I want to know more about Gruts - his backstory, his personality, his motives. Will he be a tragic hero?

  19. Need 2 go 2 store, I will return in 2 weeks, does anyone need anything else from the store?

    1. TreeSmoothie

      TreeSmoothie

      yea can you buy me some dragon bones?

  20. Cow eating contest

  21. I MUST CLEANER

     

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