MisterBlitzkrieg

The only problem I have with CRP is the honor version. It's boring and can be abused because it will sooner or later just devolve into a test to see who can waste the other's time the most and eventually have them just start allowing hits and eventually get their character killed because they got more important shit to do with their time. Rolls are more dynamic and actually provide a somewhat good basis for damage and the success of your attacks and stuff but the only problem is that you need to pray to RGN-Jesus for good rolls. If CRP had some form of health or hit system through rolls then it would be much more beneficial. Some races have more hitpoints and some less hitpoints. Some MA's/FA's can give or reduce health etc etc. Some people might remember the duel between Eddywilson and Mio during the petran civil war and that was the first time I saw such a crp fight take place. It was actually fun to watch because of the high stakes and generally the unpredictability of the rolls. Both had an agreed amount of hits they could take before they got killed and they had to roll for damage and stuff. I dont remember the specifics but something similar might be something worth considering.

Blud heard tat many bruvs don' understand wut Boss man fedor spittin, ye? So blud tinkin, "Blud s'ould translate ye, so manem can understand wut dah boss spittin ye? Put it in fresh lingo ye." DAH VILACHIAN BEEF 2nd of the Chilly stones, 1936 Today, me mandem been shown proppah wasteman behaviah by me cuz in dah jungle. Me manem pulled up in Portoregne for a impor'ant mee'in n' dah d***'eads but when mandem spit wiff dah cuz, mans started spittin bare bait. T'reathenin mandem n' callin me fam proppah Vilac fakers. Dah balian muppets lucky blud's manden didn't 'and out dah good ol' skrrrrr brap brap to mans becuz we straight chillin ye. Bluds fams in dah past wasn' straight chillin like blud ye. Since blud's cuz, casimir, is bare mental blud is gonna spit straight facts in mans face, ye? All dah kids from dah OG Martius are proppah vilacs ye n' mans sayin we fakers is mental. Mans bare bookey for spittin dat. Since bluds fam shares dah blood of dah OG Martius we dah real deal ye man. Dah OG Leonid, bossin around a gang of bruvs, tought dah fam to give blud's haters a second chance. Becuzz of Leonid, Blud is givin dah balian cuzs a second chance. Blud ain' gonna chill when cuz trynna split dah fam n' callin one side fakers n' neeks. We are one fam ye? No' two. One. We straight chillin so mandem won' chef mans up ye? We want chill vibes betwen mandem n' balian ye? But bluds mandem gonna do wutever blud needs to do if needed. Put in fresh lingo by, Acolyte sev Arsen

Pyeter wonders who these Caelians are and why everyone has an issue with them.

"May mans rest in peace." Acolyte sev Arsen mumbled to himself as he said a prayer for the dead canonist

"Oi'm gunnae ge' fooken blas'ed!" exclaimed Grumwar Ireheart as he reads the missive

"May mans rest in peace." sev Arsen let out as he heard of the death of the inquisitor, mumbling a prayer for his deceased bruv in faith

Grumwar Ireheart, a beardling yet to complete his trials, procedes to count the elven ears he has in possession "One.. 'igh elgus ear..." he then struggles to find the other ears needed since he didn't have them yet "Shoite.. Ae need twu moore tree-'ugger ears n' t'en aem dune. One dark elgu n' wood elgu."

The more the marrier (or something like that((I am not native speaker))

"BIG MAN's creations are fresh ye, perfection ye. Even dah tick is fresh. BIG MAN made us dah way mans want ye n' to forsake dat jus' to liv for longah is bare bookey fam. Proppah wasteman to corrupt BIG MAN'S perfection to suck blood like a neek ting ye." Acolyte sev Arsen responded when he read the missive "Blud's gonna chef up any pussio dat **** wiff dis vampyre shit ye."

the magic of.....

Search uruk or Krug instead

[!] The following missive has been pinned to every building in the County of Stassion Bulldozing BIG MANS creation = bad Dah BIG MAN, blessad be mans name an mans will be done, created everytin around mans. Dah sky, dah grass, everytin. Everytin you see is because of dah BIG MAN. Everytin you experience is BIG MANS doin. Blud was out cruisin tis mornin ye, enjoyin dah beauty of dah BIG MANS creation. Sniffin dah air and feelin up dah grass between blud's fingahs ye. Ten blud see sum crazyyyyy shiet. A nice hill which blud chilled on now is a big burly ugly stone crib. Mans town bulldozed abunch of nature which blud chilled with. Dah cribs ain' even finished. Blud was furious w'en he saw tis so blud marched ovah to bring up dah beef wiff dah ****'ead ownah but blud only found recourses from BIG MAN'S creation in piles, unattended ye. No muppet in sight ye. Now blud forced to leave missives on every cornah to display beef. 1. Bulldozin BIG MANS CREATION for ghost town Dah BIG MAN created everytin around us. To recycle BIG MANS creation and use it to build cribs is not wrong, but no' usin dah "fruits" of labour and leavin t'em in big pile to rot and lay idle is showin BIG MAN no respect. In ****'eads mind mans tinkin he chill but man is not chill ye. Mans eradicated families of trees and crushed grass to build a ghost town, each tree and grass 'oldin life of dah animal kingdom. Bugs and squirriels and dah flying chicken. Each livin being has dah BIG MANS breath of life in 'em even animals. Disrespectful. 2. Looks bad Bluds eyes started cryin when blud saw dah hot mess that is dah cribs. Unfinished, crude and ugly. Blud out 'ere tinkin tat dah muppets are usin dark magic w'en blud saw floatin pillars above foundations. Horrid tings. 3. Dah Stone Crib is on a hill and tall Nuttin wrong wiff dis, ye? WRONG! Mans trynna build a big big towah to pierce dah sky and enter BIG MANS KINGDOM! D**KHEAD tinks mans jus gonna visit BIG MAN wit'out livin a pious life on dah ground wiff dah rest of us. Goin on vacation to meet dah BIG MAN. Very bad tings and very heretical since muppet tinks he is on same level as BIG MAN by doin tis. 4. Used... NOT for BIG MAN purposes. Wen blud saw land for first time, beffah dah shietshow, blud tinkin it could be used to feed dah 'ungry by makin farmland. If not farmland den pastures for dah animals to graze. Nah fam 'as anoddah idea. Mans gonna build shitty cribs dat wont be used and blud saw no holy buildin or altar. Clearly a ghost town lackin dah warmth and guidance of dah BIG MAN. Very pagan. Blud tinks t'at dah land 'as been ruined for nuttin and it harts bluds heart to look at the destructian ye, of BIG MANS creation. Blud would like to see a return to wat dah land was befare and dah departure of dah pagans from peaceful lands. BIG MAN'S HUMBLE ACOLYTE, sev Arsen

Favorite MisterBlitzkrieg?

"Man's go on a date wif tha lovely missus of love 'erself!" The rivian called out "Blud finna get sum to tap! Berffa gottat bomboclat nyash ye. Blud be a d***head if man says no."

What a talented young man!! I hope he doesn't become an internet meme!

Name: Grumwar Ireheart Age: idk Race: Dwedmar Nation: Urguan

Crp with rolls or honor crp or pvp (there is only one right answer)

"Toime to knock t'e shite aout t'e nort'en pussehs." commented Grumwar as he snacked on his protein cookie

"Fooken moss-eatin, tree-fooken, grass-licken arselings t'ink thoi can gaet awae wit' such an dis'onorableh act on mae kin." Grumwar slammed his hand into the table before turning to his brother Darrim @Zolla_ "If we ain't getten t'e Norlander's 'and t'en we go an' taeke 'is 'aed."

What a powerful message

[!] A signature was hastily carved in the brick wall near the emblem, saying "Pyeter of Nordvegr was here"