MisterBlitzkrieg

Based af. Beautifully done

Honest reaction to my reaction?

Father sev Arsen bursts out laughing as he reads the mad ramblings "Nah nah dah wasteman proppah trippin for real. Tinkin dah church be corrupt n shiet be PEAK bookey spittin. Neek ting spittin fake news ON BIG MAN" he signed the lorraine "Blud gonna be for real wif mans ye? Blud knew from dah start dah petran ops be proppah clapped since mans keepin throne-tings in BIG MAN's crib n' be callin dah church corrupt. Mans gunna get cheffed no cap."

Father sev Arsen lets out a cry of pain when he hears of the unfortunate death of his favorite nation leader, thinking back on the few but fantastic moment they shared "Rest in peace biggest boss man" lamented sev Arsen as he signed the lorraine

"DEUS VULT!"

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in yo jaws

Hannes Steelguard shakes his head at the missive "The word of our LORD GOD shall not be contained to mere physical places neither silenced behind laws and permits. Clearly, they have these sorts of laws to keep people from seeing the HOLY LIGHT but most importantly, to keep their guilt of sin far away." He commented to his comrades "The WORD OF GOD and CANON LAW shall be the only one that is obeyed!"

[!] Members of the Friedrichian Band aiding the citizens of Whitespire after the calamity __________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Blessing be upon you all who read this missive and we hope that GOD guides you through life, Not too long ago our brothers and sisters in the city of whitespire were struck with a great body of water, leaving much of the city covered in water. It is unsure if it is an act of GOD or an act of the agents of Iblees, yet one thing is certain and that is that the citizens of Whitespire need to be helped It would be very uncanonist of one to leave their brothers and sisters suffering after such a great ordeal. They are of GOD’s flock and thus we must aid our brethren whether it be housing them, giving them food and clothes, or simply trying to reclaim their homes from the water. So, we, Knights of the Friedrichian Band, will temporarily refocus our efforts on aiding those who suffered at the hands of the calamity by handing out rations, and aiding the wounded alongside the retrieval of the dead so that they may be given a proper funeral. Most important of all is that we must reclaim the city from the water, to give them back their homes. We will look forward to working closely with the Aaunite state in this mission. ✠ AVE HOREN, AVE OWYN, AVE GODFREY ✠

Shake?

[!] The pious and faithful within the city of Sin and Vermin as they cleanse it from the corruption of Iblees & the void __________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Blessings be upon those who read this and we pray GOD guides you through life. The war against Vermin and Sin has been a roaring success and has exceeded the expectations of all of us within the Friedrichian Band. We did not expect such swift action and widespread support within Canondom when we first called to action. It makes us glad to see Canondom has not fallen like Lurin. A few days within us penning and announcing our PIOUS & RIGHTEOUS quest, the HOLY MOTHER CHURCH and Canondom rallied a force before marching into the city of Lurin. Clergy and faithful. There they handed several terms to the lord of the GODLESS city which they promptly accepted. The forces of Canondom were allowed to cleanse the city from Sin & Vermin through whatever means necessary. All that was needed is a permit from the HOLY MOTHER CHURCH to do such. Only a few hours passed before some of the culprits behind the attacks on clergymen within the city were caught and dealt with. A great victory for sure. Yet our work is not done. The corruption of Lurin runs deeper than expected. They have forbidden clergymen from preaching THE HOLY LIGHT OF GOD within their lands except within churches. The WORD OF GOD shall not be restricted to certain areas. They insult and mock our faith and faithful openly. This cannot be tolerated. They intervene in the testing of lurinites and draw blades against clergymen still. I shall remind you that these are the doings of the average citizen and guards within the city of sin and vermin. When we, the merry knights of the Friedrichian band alongside faithful from aaun and veletz, tested spooks with a permit granted to us by the HOLY MOTHER CHURCH, we were met with intervention from Lurinite lackeys and drawn blades. They had no intention of letting us conduct our testing in peace. They tried sowing seeds of distrust among us by questioning our purity. An attempt to lead us into bickering and targeting ourselves. Their sly words fell on deaf ears FOR GOD PROTECTS AND UNITES THE FAITHFUL. When all failed they drew a blade on our most beloved Bishop Callahan, demanding his blood be drawn. Seems like it wasn't just darkspawn and xionists who thirst for clergy blood within those walls. Our conclusion is this: Lurin has fallen beyond redemption. The only way to save the few remaining and dwindling faithful in the city is by crusade. To cleanse the land of the sinful and vermin scourge by fire and blade. Destruction to the current Lurinite regime and establish a PIOUS state from its ashes. Thus, we the faithful of Canondom, plead to you, Pontiff Sixtus V, save them from the GODLESS pit that drains purity from the faithful. Call a crusade. Crush the agents of Iblees and the symbol of sin & vermin that Lurin represents. ✠ AVE HOREN, AVE OWYN, AVE GODFREY ✠

"Saint Kristoff, who died a noble martyr, pray for me. Use the merits of thine own glorious death and advance my cause, and grant me a courageous and faithful end. Amen" Hannes signed the lorraine across his chest as he concludes his prayer

[!] The brothers-in-arms of the Friedrichian Band proclaiming their war against Sin and Vermin within the cathedral of St. Arpad, 145 SA __________________________________________________________________________________ Blessings be upon you all who read this missive and we pray that our LORD GOD guides you through life. Canondom is under threat. Not just from the outside but from within as well. The enemy within has grown strong and many of our brothers and sisters in faith have fallen victim to the grasp of Iblees. They have rejected the HOLY LIGHT and TRUTH that is our GOD, who is without peer. They have rejected GOD’s perfection for unnaturally long life and power granted to them by tainting their soul and corrupting their body for Iblees. To become a vampire and live long, to become a frost witch and all manners of corruption. Some of our faithful have been led astray with the prospect of power through magic but are unaware of the sin that is dabbling with the evil void. Their souls and body weaken as it is corrupted from straying from GOD. Yet the worst sin of all is to harbor these individuals, to protect them from the just judgment and punishment according to Canon Law. Letting them prowl your streets and attack the faithful servants of GOD as they do their GOD-given duty. We must purge this stain. And this stain is strongest in Lurin. A place that is known for housing these devil-spawns and corrupted. It is the very symbol of the sin and corruption Canondom can fall into. Not too long ago several members of the clergy were attacked in the streets of Lurin as they were performing their holy duties. Nothing came from this, only a weak attempt at an inquisition within Lurin that has not yielded results. Do we need to say more? They protect them while trying to look like good canonists. Disgraceful. No longer shall we stand and watch as our sisters and brothers are corrupted and led astray, attacked by the agents of Iblees. We, merry knights of the Friedrichian Band, shall not stand idle to this. We shall be canondom’s spear in this fight against evil. We call upon all the faithful of Canondom to join us in this struggle, whether they be elf, dwarf, uruk or mixed. The Glory of GOD is for all that accept him as their LORD. ✠ AVE HOREN, AVE OWYN, AVE GODFREY ✠

"God strike them down!" proclaimed Hannes Steelguard as the word of this destructive cult reached him

"Glory to the milkman cause!" A milk enjoyer calls out "I pledge my heart and soul to the milkman cause!"

You forgot to add chronic racism towards elves But +1

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