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MisterBlitzkrieg

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    People shiver when a nice guy mod reqs :speaking_head_emoji:

  2. "Ambatu bloooow" comments Father sev Arsen
  3. [!] the following missive has been pinned to every notice board in the league of veletz BIG MANS MASS NO CAP Wagwan mandem! Blud comin wif anoffa PEAK missive for dah mandem of Canonism on BIG MAN ye ye. Blud lookin around blud's ends n' not a single bruv cruisin around blud on a BIG MANLY cruise for real for real. Ain' a single G in dah crib of BIG MAN spittin or learnin. T'is shiet got blud proppah vexed no cap. BARE BOOKEY. Dah mandem gotta step up dah HOLY actin but dah mandem still bettah t'en dah Petrans n' lurinites for real. Now blud is a proppah priest man n' can spit to dah mandem 'bout BIG MAN n' dah scroll tings reh teh teh teh. Blud spittin to dah mandem, straight fire no cap. Link up in dah Veletz BIG MAN crib for dah spittin of mans life. Dah mass will go like this: 1. Blud gunna pull up wif spittin a prayer to BIG MAN to start dah ting ye ye 2. Blud spittin PEAK shiet 'bout dah BIG MAN n' dah mandem of canonism 3. Spit battle. Dah bruv spittin dah PEAKEST tunes gettin a peng ting no cap 4. If dah mandem wants, mans can pull up n' spit a vow to dah BIG MAN infront of dah mandem or confess mans wasteman actin n' aftah mans gunna get dah PEAK advice to turn mans from a wasteman into a PEAK G. 5. Endin wif a prayer n' handin ou' bread to dah G's of canonism mandem Blud bettah see dah mandem pullin up or else Blud gunna find mans n' chef mans up for real.
  4. "For real shit be bussin on BIG MAN."
  5. Father sev Arsen read the call for a crusade against the knife ears, liking the idea of spreading the faith to the other races although... "Nah nah fam. Dah mandem of horen bettah be united undah dah BIG MAN first for real!" he commented "Mans must set dah mandems crib in PEAK fresh ordah before pullin up to dah sharp eared muppets on BIG MAN!" - "Dah pagans in Norland endz needs to hear dah spit of dah BIG MAN no cap n' turn into proppah G's ye ye."
  6. The brain rot of the LOTC community finds new ways to impress me every time. "YES!!! Let's find ways to make the server more boring so that I, the objectively main character of this pixel game, can romance rp with my 16-year-old elven waifu in peace!!!!!". Holy shit y'all are pathetic goddamn. If you really want warnings before a raid shows up, put actual players in watchtowers or outposts to act as scouts. Use actual players to patrol your lands and roads so that you have a better chance of spotting raids or bandit parties before they descend upon people. Ring your bells. As kazoo said, THE ONLY people that want these kinds of systems are settlements and nations that are either too weak, have an ego bigger than Icarus, and cocky places that need ways to validate their "big and strong great power" rp while in reality, they aren't really a great power since they cant even deal with a bandit group of five people without a warning before hand LOL. Then there's the fact that this warning will just kill conflict roleplay. People will log off after the notice has been given or close to when the raiders are allowed to roll up and raid. If not then it will just lead to banditry/raiding being a viable form of roleplay anymore since nations and settlements will make sure to rally before, maybe even bringing in other nations not related to the raid just so they can tip the scale of power and all get clicks.
  7. Can my dwarf borrow one of your dark elf ears for a little something?
  8. Love the system that you made buff but this doesnt really work when you consider there are CA's that are stronger than orcs even such as Ologs (who are also orcs more or less). If we used your system here then a Olog would be weaker than a orc when it should be the other way around since the olog only gets a +1 in one attribute. Maybe detailing the buffs of some of the main CAs would be benificial?
  9. "The only good rozanian, is a dead one." comments a random redclyfian as they heard the story from strangers around a campfire after a long day of traveling
  10. Father sev arsen rushed over to press the emergency meeting button if he spotted any impostors
  11. "WE SMASHED YA BOY!!!" yells Bjorn Kolsson, a redclyfian fighter who fought on the adrian's side of their independance war, in the afterlife
  12. "Amen, mans be spittin dah real shiet!" exclaimed acolyte sev arsen piously
  13. Doesn't really matter if you d40 or just ss out in my opinion. If your character dies and looting takes place, then the looter will only take what is valuable which leaves you with whatever stuff they didn't want. Most of the time they will just loot PVP gear, and materials to create pvp gear. Wait oops I meant MRP gear. Maybe an artifact or two if you haven't gotten them soulbound. Personally though I think you need to be a greedy goblin when it comes to looting which is why I'd rather let them ss out but if they are stalling and I worry that they are doing so to get guards or whatever to show up, then they are d40'ing or I am popping them for them.
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  16. "Mans be makin a PEAK peng ting wif dis shiet ye ye." Acolyte sev Arsen commented "Mandem bettah make sure no one is proppah vexxed wif dah bigger boss Germanicus n' dah BIG MAN!" sev Arsen signed the lorraine before pointing up into the sky and handing the missive to his rivian brothers.
  17. Can I refuse to regain custody of the child and simply pursue milk rp?
  18. Yes I agree to you saying that there should be guidelines to how the newly implemented siege ladders and siege engines should be created and I hope that the admins are already working hard on that. I cant really say how broken they are since I myself havent seen or witnessed them being used thus far but if they are as broken as you say then yeah, guidelines are 100% needed. I understand people not wanting to get bandited because they can lose abunch of items and whatnot, even getting in the way of their rp and story but if it goes to the point where people are so uncomfortable and don't feel safe to log on just because they do not want to be bandited then honestly this aint the server for you. Go play highschool roleplay servers where there is no pvp, wait sorry I meant MRP. It's fair game in my opinion. You can bandit and get bandited. Everyone is equal in opportunities. Although that doesn't mean the people banditing have to be an ass to the person getting bandited you know? Raid notices/warnings SHOULD NOT be implemented UNLESS siege weaponry is involved or the raid is over a certain amount. If we add notices for every raid, no matter how small then it will just ruin raids since it's supposed to be quick and sudden, out of nowhere for those that are being raided. If you add raid notices for the minimum amount of players for a raid then it will lead to either a massive rally of guards/magic users et cetera to counter the raid and make it impossible, close the gates or everyone just logs off.
  19. I cant get the bad apple animation song thingy out of my head and yt recommended. I am going insane

  20. Sev Arsen would read the missive and decided to send in a letter to apply! Name: sev Arsen Age: 20 Subject: Theology, Alchemy, Oratory [[MC Name:]] MisterBlitzkrieg [[Discord:]] misterblitzkrieg
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