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  1. https://gyazo.com/ae3cbc0cef7e5351a43611271f51fb47 The Duke Hunoald stirs from his chambers to the tune of unsightly flatulence. Nearing the age of eighty-four, his countenance reflects that of a spotted sow past her prime, mired with white warts and lesser fungi. The Duke, in effort to conceal these deformities, took upon himself to grow a beard in Theodosian fashion, but alas, just as his balding brow, his withered cheeks find themselves half-naked, the hair misshapen and misgrown. With a deep and inappropriate moan, he emerges to his study where he is greeted by none other than his lord steward, the genteel esquire William Pig. "Greetings to you, my Duke. We've enjoyed splendid weather of seventy radians. Oh, tally-hoo! Have you heard of the Kingdom of Mardon?" "Ah the Kingdom of Mardon!" Hunoald replied, with a cheery gusto unfit his typical mannerism. "Shall I fetch you the miller's daughter, sire?" inquired Mr. Pig "Yes. Wash her and bring her to my bedstead. That will be all for the day." said the Duke. From thenceforth the Duke spent a great deal of time with the miller's daughter, from dawn till dusk, enjoying her company. However, by the next day, Hunoald soon fancied himself a Mardonese wencher at his disposable. It was up to Pig to supply.
  2. @Alterazgohg Come hither and blither
  3. Just a thread to monkey around. Post whatever you like
  4. Please unhide my post. I will remove ejaculation if it is controversial. My PM Box is full so I can only communicate like this.

     

    Thank you

    1. TinyBiceps

      TinyBiceps

      If you'd like to discuss your hidden post please contact me via skype (amskybuscus)

       

      We can discuss it privately there.

    2. Thatpyrodude

      Thatpyrodude

      haha free my boy cracker

  5. Will be smoking weed online now
  6. I'm ready to unleash my primal rage!
  7. "Just sitting here in my bed...smoking a whole lotta weed. It's in a joint" - Chumpchump
  8. Heh, pixel girlfriends... *smokes cigar* yea. lotta fish in the sea buddy...don't be afraid to deep sea dive... just be sure to wear your bucket hat
  9. People always blame me for everything.. glad to see the immaculate Goldman knocked down a peg, or as some might say, a leg. Haha... thanks youngie... you did good kid... did real good
  10. So much more...in so little time...
  11. Basically if savoy rebels the dwarves will aid Wont back down this time
  12. Rhys is right. Let the man see his evidence and be able to defend himself. Similar allegations were made during my tenure as GM and I was given the opportunity to refute them as would any player who had been levied these charges; why not thepyrodude?
  13. The thesis has to be at least three times bigger than this.
  14. Disappointed to hear you would like to continue keeping map design away from the community. Knowing that 5.0 would suffer due to issues between staff vision and player compatibility and yet being unable to do anything about it was one of the major reasons I burned out and left the team. I hope you deeply reconsider instead of perpetuating the same mistakes the administration has been making in regards to map design since 2014. I cannot say I have much confidence in your position as an admin but I wish you all the best.
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