Old-Rattlesnake

SNAKE FACTS

Snakes can be born with a mutation that leaves them without scales. Surprisingly it isn’t hugely detrimental, and scaleless snakes have been found in the wild at various ages.

SNAKE FACTS

Snakes can’t get the traction needed to slither when placed on fleece, thereby making fleece a treadmill for snakes.

SNAKE FACTS

Snakes are capable of ‘dry-biting’ where they bite, but inject no venom.

SNAKE FACTS

Canonically snakes came before dragons; making them the OG scaled serpent

SNAKE FACTS

Snake Leprechauns sadly went extinct when Saint Patrick drove the snakes from Ireland

SNAKE FACTS

The African egg-eating snake is from Africa and only eats eggs.

SNAKE FACTS

Contrary to the animated movie, Kaa from The Jungle Book is both a good guy, and a ******* badass. Do not listen to that anti-snake propaganda from the sixties.

SNAKE FACTS

Epstein didn’t kill himself

SNAKE FACTS

A baby’s favorite snake is the rattlesnake. This is bad.

SNAKE FACTS

If a pool noodle had scales and fangs and was alive it would basically be a snake

SNAKE FACTS

Certain species of snakes are able to perceive in thermal accurate up to 0.001c. This means they can see your farts.

SNAKE FACTS

When a snake bites you, and you feel pain, that’s because it hurts.

SNAKE FACTS

One bite from a black mamba contains a lifetime supply of venom

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