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Everything posted by Jakesimonson

  1. "You must not fight too often with one enemy, or you will teach him all your art of war." -Chuckaboo

  2. "Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war." -Chuckaboo

  3. "While we should always seek to destroy our enemies we should also spare them if they are lesser than us." -Chuckaboo

  4. Political Compass thread

    neo nazi according to @Space
  5. The Goldhand Clan

    MC Name: Character Name: Valbir Goldhand Age: 232 Profession: Blacksmith Have you read the clan history? (Please actually read through it): Aye Short Bio (One paragraph or more) : Valbir Goldhand, firstborn of Kayne Goldhand often spent his time counting minas. Whenever he had a spare moment he took a quick inventory of his gold. But alas, there never was enough! He slaved away day and night to gather as much minas as he could, and not always legally! One day while he was out in the mines charging people entry, he was caught by a member of Dungrimm's Folk and taken into custody. Here his eyes were opened to the importance of proper law and execution by the Grand Marshal Morug. After spending a cold and ruthless night in the Jornheim prison, Valbir was never the same. Nowadays he can be seen hustling in the most legal way possible, doing his best to become the richest dwarf ever. What are your characters ambitions? (become famous merchant, head guard, etc.): Famous Merchant What kind of experience are you looking for in this clan? (friendship, rp experience, etc): Make new Dwarf friends :D What clan member are you related to, and do you have permission to roleplay as their relative, son, or daughter, or where you bloodbonded?: Kayne Goldhand (youlovesocks) Do you swear your loyalty to the Goldhand Clan, and to carry out the honor and pride of the clan?: Aye
  6. LotC has a hate problem

    i agree, these rule breakers should be punished.
  7. a historical analysis of gender in ancient china

    don't we have enough cringy human beings on the gm team?
  8. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    Looking at this application I would suggest just perma banning him, for his own sake....
  9. Can someone please explain to me why my post was removed when it was clearly civil?

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    2. cuckio


      Just the process for the debate forum, probably to deter abuse of debates because sometimes they just aren't forum appropriate, et cetera.

      @nordicg_d My gay lover would say otherwise.

    3. Jakesimonson


      dacreeperboy is some sort of liberal athiest nazi 

    4. nordicg_d


      dacreeper u take up chuff? good on u my bro!

  10. Player report: Zindran

  11. oren look here

    haha so easy easiest warclaim of my life haha
  12. oren come here

    cry is free
  13. Elytras

    cry is free
  14. [Trial]Halp. Am bor3d. (Josh's 2nd Gm App)

    made chuckaboo cry -1
  15. Tsuyose was once in a relationship with a boy

    1. Dabliusmaximus


      its ok he only did it for a duchy promise

    2. Raomir
  16. Hello, I am new to Oren. I would just like to know if anybody could please post the teamspeak ip to the Oren ts, so I could get more involved with them!

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    2. Hero_Prodigy





      also a good oren TS, where rukio, a norlander hangs out

      lol xdxd

    3. Knox
    4. cuckio


      @Hero_ el oh el ecks dee dee dee 

  17. just sell the server to scene already lol

  18. Moderation of Server Related Chats

    The problem for new players is not being scared off by some skype group, its about how trash the server actually is. The only reason why people are actually around is because of the bonds made over the server back in the days when it was fun!
  19. [Your View] 6.0 COMBAT

    i knew there was some fkin idiotic weaboo behind these changes
  20. 501warhead and Kowaman - The Black Heart

    bigot???? i would happily have @Tsuyose or @big narstie as admin (they gay too)
  21. 501warhead and Kowaman - The Black Heart

    woah imattyz really wants to be admin :o i liked him better when he was posting on the confessions thread about his homosexual tendencies :/