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Everything posted by Jakesimonson

  1. King of Kings: Election for High King [Closed]

    Vote:MC Name: pmslRP Name: Valbir Goldhand(Place an X beside the candidate name)Hamnil Frostbeard:Torvin “The Dragon” Blackaxe: X
  2. Would just like to publicly say congratulations to Tsuyose and his girlfriend on the pregnancy!

  3. Lotc Show Yourself Thread II

  4. LotC Cultures IRL

    Why was Denmark split up into different cultures?
  5. "I actually don't like thinking. I think people think I like to think a lot. And I don't. I do not like to think at all." -Chuckaboo

  6. "The soldier above all others prays for peace, for it is the soldier who must suffer and bear the deepest wounds and scars of war." -Chuckaboo

    1. ibraheemc2000


      are you sure your not a god among men, rafiqi?

    2. Wolfdwg


      sounds like chuck should write a book at this point with all these thoughtful quotes, name it 'Art of PvP'

  7. "I must study politics and war so that my sons may have liberty to study mathematics and philosophy." -Chuckaboo

    1. Space


      i agree antifa for life

  8. "Brave men rejoice in adversity, just as brave soldiers triumph in war." -Chuckaboo

    1. dogbew


      Nice quotes keep up the good work

    2. dsdevil


      Chuckaboo is the gem of the server

  9. "To be prepared for war is one of the most effective ways of preserving peace." -Chuckaboo

  10. "You must not fight too often with one enemy, or you will teach him all your art of war." -Chuckaboo

    1. Bubby


      Isn't that a quote from napoleon bonaparte? :I

  11. "Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war." -Chuckaboo

  12. "While we should always seek to destroy our enemies we should also spare them if they are lesser than us." -Chuckaboo

  13. The Goldhand Clan

    MC Name: Character Name: Valbir Goldhand Age: 232 Profession: Blacksmith Have you read the clan history? (Please actually read through it): Aye Short Bio (One paragraph or more) : Valbir Goldhand, firstborn of Kayne Goldhand often spent his time counting minas. Whenever he had a spare moment he took a quick inventory of his gold. But alas, there never was enough! He slaved away day and night to gather as much minas as he could, and not always legally! One day while he was out in the mines charging people entry, he was caught by a member of Dungrimm's Folk and taken into custody. Here his eyes were opened to the importance of proper law and execution by the Grand Marshal Morug. After spending a cold and ruthless night in the Jornheim prison, Valbir was never the same. Nowadays he can be seen hustling in the most legal way possible, doing his best to become the richest dwarf ever. What are your characters ambitions? (become famous merchant, head guard, etc.): Famous Merchant What kind of experience are you looking for in this clan? (friendship, rp experience, etc): Make new Dwarf friends :D What clan member are you related to, and do you have permission to roleplay as their relative, son, or daughter, or where you bloodbonded?: Kayne Goldhand (youlovesocks) Do you swear your loyalty to the Goldhand Clan, and to carry out the honor and pride of the clan?: Aye
  14. probably the worst dwarvern leader right after @Raomir

  15. LotC has a hate problem

    i agree, these rule breakers should be punished.
  16. [Denied]a historical analysis of gender in ancient china

    don't we have enough cringy human beings on the gm team?
  17. [Denied]¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    Looking at this application I would suggest just perma banning him, for his own sake....
  18. Can someone please explain to me why my post was removed when it was clearly civil?

    1. Show previous comments  4 more
    2. Hyena


      Just the process for the debate forum, probably to deter abuse of debates because sometimes they just aren't forum appropriate, et cetera.

      @nordicg_d My gay lover would say otherwise.

    3. Jakesimonson


      dacreeperboy is some sort of liberal athiest nazi 

    4. nordicg_d


      dacreeper u take up chuff? good on u my bro!

  19. Elytras

    cry is free
  20. [Trial]Halp. Am bor3d. (Josh's 2nd Gm App)

    made chuckaboo cry -1
  21. Tsuyose was once in a relationship with a boy

    1. GloriaPreussens


      its ok he only did it for a duchy promise

    2. Raomir
  22. Hello, I am new to Oren. I would just like to know if anybody could please post the teamspeak ip to the Oren ts, so I could get more involved with them!

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    2. Hero_Prodigy






      also a good oren TS, where rukio, a norlander hangs out

      lol xdxd

    3. Knox
    4. Hyena


      @Hero_ el oh el ecks dee dee dee 

  23. just sell the server to scene already lol