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Everything posted by Jakesimonson

  1. The Tournament of Kings

    NAME: Henryk AGE: 21 RACE: Human KINGDOM: Renatus
  2. King of Kings: Election for High King [Closed]

    Vote:MC Name: pmslRP Name: Valbir Goldhand(Place an X beside the candidate name)Hamnil Frostbeard:Torvin “The Dragon” Blackaxe: X
  3. Would just like to publicly say congratulations to Tsuyose and his girlfriend on the pregnancy!

  4. Lotc Show Yourself Thread II

  5. LotC Cultures IRL

    Why was Denmark split up into different cultures?
  6. The Health of Humanity

    The Health of Humanity 19th of The Grand Harvest, 1643 A humanity where none can claim direct lineage to Horen. A humanity where Canonism will be the minority. A Humanity where a once proud race will no longer be recognizable. The blame for the decline of man should not be lain on the past Kings or Emperors of our proud kind, for they have been victim to the same evil as the rest of us. We must not look to place blame on our fellow man, for they will be essential to the fight that lies ahead of all God fearing men of Humanity. A great struggle lies ahead of us. This long struggle will not be for land. This long struggle will not be for gold. This long struggle will be for the survival of Humanity. This fight will be for our health. We are a sick. We have been infected by those who wish to destroy our racial purity. For the Farfolk do not belong amongst us. For the Adunians do not belong amongst us. For the Elf does not belong amongst us. These creatures stand behind all the unnatural forces that seek to keep us down, all that wishes to see us no more. No longer shall they call themself Human, no longer shall we be in the dark. We must not sit idly by and let the Elf continue its ways. Now is time for action against the Elf, a time to remove the Elf from our borders and all the other parasites that they have brought onto us. No longer shall they feel safe in our country. They will lose sleep thinking over our movement. God will make them fear. We will heal. Humanity will recover, We will reach the same purity that was held under the First Empire. The Kingdom of Renatus has shown its intentions to strengthen itself, they have shown a will to create a pure and healthy people once more. They have shown a will to bring the criminals behind our sickness to justice. With this the Heartland will prevail.
  7. The Truth and The Elf

    The Truth 15th of Snow’s Maiden. 1643 One could not understand what I say if one did not always keep in mind the fact that the Elf stands behind all the unnatural forces that keep humanity in the dark. Humanity has been poisoned by the disease that is the Elf. Laying their seed in Humanity through the filth that is the farfolk. We have let their roots sink too far into Humanity, no more, we say no more. Humanity would sink into eternal darkness, it would fall into a dull and primitive state, were the Elves able to continue their ways. With the attempts to shape Humanity’s path through the Zion coalition in the Fringe and scheming in Anthera, we were lucky that the great man and King, Andrik Vydra recognized the rat nature of the Elf, taking steps to prevent their heinous crimes against Humanity before he was murdered in cold blood by the Sohaer. His sacrifices were in vain as the next Kings of Oren took the Elven nation under its wing. The fact that the Kingdom of Renatus was the first to recognize its danger in many years by releasing them from their vassalage is proof of the healthy instincts of the Kingdom. Others will join this movement, hopefully soon Marna, Haense, and Santegia will follow suit with its sister Kingdom. This is not the objective or goal of just one nation, it must be the goal of us all to recognize the danger of their nature. They will not cease before it has reached its goal. They will no stop before they can openly call themselves superior than the human race. The truth cannot be stopped by lies or force. It will get through. We must quickly and forcefully remove the farfolk from the borders of Human nations and take proper action against the Dominion to secure the future of our children. This is the truth. It will no longer be denied. They no longer bother, apparently believing that it is no longer necessary, this is their mistake. Their hour will come.
  8. "I actually don't like thinking. I think people think I like to think a lot. And I don't. I do not like to think at all." -Chuckaboo

  9. "The soldier above all others prays for peace, for it is the soldier who must suffer and bear the deepest wounds and scars of war." -Chuckaboo

    1. ibraheemc2000


      are you sure your not a god among men, rafiqi?

    2. Quvs


      sounds like chuck should write a book at this point with all these thoughtful quotes, name it 'Art of PvP'

  10. "I must study politics and war so that my sons may have liberty to study mathematics and philosophy." -Chuckaboo

    1. Space


      i agree antifa for life

  11. "Brave men rejoice in adversity, just as brave soldiers triumph in war." -Chuckaboo

    1. dogbew


      Nice quotes keep up the good work

    2. dsdevil


      Chuckaboo is the gem of the server

  12. "To be prepared for war is one of the most effective ways of preserving peace." -Chuckaboo

  13. "You must not fight too often with one enemy, or you will teach him all your art of war." -Chuckaboo

    1. Bubby


      Isn't that a quote from napoleon bonaparte? :I

  14. "Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war." -Chuckaboo

  15. "While we should always seek to destroy our enemies we should also spare them if they are lesser than us." -Chuckaboo

  16. The Goldhand Clan

    MC Name: Character Name: Valbir Goldhand Age: 232 Profession: Blacksmith Have you read the clan history? (Please actually read through it): Aye Short Bio (One paragraph or more) : Valbir Goldhand, firstborn of Kayne Goldhand often spent his time counting minas. Whenever he had a spare moment he took a quick inventory of his gold. But alas, there never was enough! He slaved away day and night to gather as much minas as he could, and not always legally! One day while he was out in the mines charging people entry, he was caught by a member of Dungrimm's Folk and taken into custody. Here his eyes were opened to the importance of proper law and execution by the Grand Marshal Morug. After spending a cold and ruthless night in the Jornheim prison, Valbir was never the same. Nowadays he can be seen hustling in the most legal way possible, doing his best to become the richest dwarf ever. What are your characters ambitions? (become famous merchant, head guard, etc.): Famous Merchant What kind of experience are you looking for in this clan? (friendship, rp experience, etc): Make new Dwarf friends :D What clan member are you related to, and do you have permission to roleplay as their relative, son, or daughter, or where you bloodbonded?: Kayne Goldhand (youlovesocks) Do you swear your loyalty to the Goldhand Clan, and to carry out the honor and pride of the clan?: Aye
  17. probably the worst dwarvern leader right after @Raomir

  18. LotC has a hate problem

    i agree, these rule breakers should be punished.
  19. [Denied]a historical analysis of gender in ancient china

    don't we have enough cringy human beings on the gm team?
  20. [Denied]¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    Looking at this application I would suggest just perma banning him, for his own sake....
  21. Can someone please explain to me why my post was removed when it was clearly civil?

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    2. Hyena


      Just the process for the debate forum, probably to deter abuse of debates because sometimes they just aren't forum appropriate, et cetera.

      @nordicg_d My gay lover would say otherwise.

    3. Jakesimonson


      dacreeperboy is some sort of liberal athiest nazi 

    4. nordicg_d


      dacreeper u take up chuff? good on u my bro!

  22. Elytras

    cry is free
  23. [Trial]Halp. Am bor3d. (Josh's 2nd Gm App)

    made chuckaboo cry -1