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  1. bring back resource pits

    1. Shiredom
    2. NotEvilAtAll

      NotEvilAtAll

      resource pits required less staff involvement than setting up a bajillion nodes everywhere IDK why we stopped having the pits.

    3. monkeypoacher

      monkeypoacher

      having gravel and clay nodes scattered around was a cute idea but the economy team ruined it by making each one cost 1000 mina 

  2. what r people doing for fun on this server nowadays

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    2. Marron

      Marron

      Burning witches n getting *******

    3. Timer

      Timer

      church rp

    4. AnonymousAlexa

      AnonymousAlexa

      Bitching about Oren

  3. been a pretty good 24 hours

  4. this map is essentially just axios 2

    1. NotEvilAtAll

      NotEvilAtAll

      Oversized map, check

      Controversial crafting mechanics, check

      Nations owning multiple tiles to spam out baronies, check

      Cut into sections, check (warp hubs might as well be the separate islands of Axios)

       

      Main difference in Almaris is that it's harder for you and your pals to get independent land out in the sticks due to activity checks and hefty minas fines. Also, Almaris hasn't had a war yet and probably won't have any until some solution is found to solve wars without 200v200 mosh pit battles that lag out and leave no resolution.

       

      LOTC goes in circles. We move forwards in a direction until there's a change in admin/staff policy and we go in the opposite direction.

    2. monkeypoacher

      monkeypoacher

      the tile spam is pretty egregious

    3. NotEvilAtAll

      NotEvilAtAll

      @monkeypoacher ye it's kinda strange hearing staff talk about the need to centralize the map leading them to impose activity checks and big ol' fines on settlement creation and whatnot while giving every nation a blank check to spam out as many baronies as they want. Feels like there's much more focus on political centralization than anything else.

  5. in general people who rp (insert bad thing) aren’t (insert bad thing) but the way they portray (bad thing) tends to tell you about their opinions and their personality

  6. free me & I will lead u to my vault of secret treasure

  7. staff thought they could own me epic style by setting my forum name to “i am an idiot”

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    little did they know they were on the money ..  i am an idiot

    1. AlphaMoist
    2. Telanir

      Telanir

      lol well you did change the barney profile back!

       

      I figured it was better than the lame pfp & a gambling website as a username—you’re a smart man I’d like to keep you around Howard.

  8. hey buddy status updates are bugged so that I can’t reply to them if someone posts an embedded youtube video but hope you’re having fun on the lord of the craft roleplay server love you x 

    1. NotEvilAtAll

      NotEvilAtAll

      Yeah replies to status updates are kinda janky sometimes.

       

      I’d suggest making this a bug report tho

    2. VonAulus

      VonAulus

      You answered my question. If you dislike lotc so much and enjoy another roleplay server, maybe you should put your energy into that. Your toxic obsession with complaining can not be healthy. If you do not like the direction of LotC you can always stop coming here. If you can not come up with more reasons you like LotC over all the things you hate, maybe it is just not for you. 

  9. 200+ years of collective lore writing experience

    1. frill

      frill

      200 in cat yrs is 3 years in people years 

  10. the story team needs to remind you that it doesn’t just twiddle its thumbs writing about “planar laws” and **** with the creation lore, it also actively tries to delete your playerbase with made-up lore contrivances!

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    2. NotEvilAtAll

      NotEvilAtAll

      Can’t wait for the 8.0 incarnation of Charter Reform when their own land rules don’t cram people together and ruin small communities enough on their own.

    3. squakhawk

      squakhawk

      yes because i just decided “hmm i will snap kha on whim, i do not like them and want them gone, this is out of nowhere and is my decision alone to make”, as did every other st, seemingly

    4. monkeypoacher

      monkeypoacher

      must be telling on yourself there a little bit bud because I didn’t say that!!

       

      like all of lotc’s bad decisions, I automatically assumed it was a decision by committee made out of obscure grievances from a small subset of players and/or the perverse glee they get from making random ppl on the internet mad

  11. ppl have been suggesting splitting up these warclaims for 4 years maybe it’s time we actually listen to that

  12. keep going guys we’re winning!

  13. Glad we can roleplay on this cooperative roleplaying community

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    1. AlphaMoist

      AlphaMoist

      how does one freeze an entire region, what does that even mean

    2. monkeypoacher

      monkeypoacher

      no idea. you can still build in it

  14. paying lotc money to kill me irl

  15. thinking about Vithquar

  16. alchemy should be free. remove alchemy apps

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    2. Sorcerio

      Sorcerio

      Muh potionz

    3. JokerLow

      JokerLow

      who cares about circlejerks when it comes to alchemy? let people do normal alchemy lol, its common knowledge irp that everyone should be able to use

    4. Unwillingly

      Unwillingly

      5 hours ago, DISCOLIQUID said:

      Alchemy is an incredibly difficult feat to RP requiring meticulous precision and a natural grace in emoting that most slobbish LotC players are utterly incapable achieving with their inexperienced, chicken-grease covered fingers. Only the truly high class of our server should be allowed to take flexible reagents and combine them with genius and innovation to craft alchemical wonders. Do you really want everyone on the server to have an infinite supply of exploding bottles of death? Unlikely that you have considered the impacts of your foolish presumption that the weak-minded can handle this subject matter, lmao.

      u sound like a copypasta

  17. frill answered my modreqs so fast it spooked me a little please demote him

  18. I keep hearing rumors that Language is a girl please help I don’t like rumors

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    2. Suxals

      Suxals

      Language is a man, dont let them bait you.

    3. Haseroth

      Haseroth

      mlady i tipped my fedora 

       

    4. 1_Language_1

      1_Language_1

      @Suxals

      You can ask Kosher that I am a gurl 👀

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