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  1. Hey @FlamboyantTyrant, my guy, it’s great you’re cracking down on ppl using the wrong herbs for their druidic healing kit, but I’m still waiting for you to resign.

     

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    2. tasty_cheesecake

      tasty_cheesecake

      none of the st managers are in the pocket of telanir enough to be made admin

    3. rukio
    4. Man of Respect
  2. congrats on getting underclerk... of lotc itself

  3. Saw a down-and-out in Seattle last night. His sign said not "I need food" or "I need a job" but "I need a fat *****". What could this mean?
  4. admin purge when

    1. frill

      frill

      i would like to see you as an admin mr carp : )

    2. Heero

      Heero

      never. it took how many years to get rid of urasept?

    3. argonian

      argonian

      hearing the name urasept still makes my skin crawl 

  5. when you’re mad that someone tried to assassinate you irp so you assassinate them ooc w/ an indefinite blacklist

  6. simba’s villain rp was not “poor” you philistine. it was godlike

    1. Bucky_24

      Bucky_24

      I wish blacklists would include screenshots. Checks and balances and what not.

  7. public staff reports are stupid but if the other side gets to publicly whine and denounce the staff we should get to also

    1. monkeypoacher

      monkeypoacher

      hot ******* damn that’s dumb

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    What is the entire point of this rule? Why does the moderation team waste valuable time and effort policing whether horses are kept in proper enclosures or not? Seems a little unfair to players that they get harried by mods for keeping horses in a secure place, and there’s no reason I can think of why the simple act of putting a horse in a house could offend other players.

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    2. NotEvilAtAll

      NotEvilAtAll

      It’s because the staff hate fun

    3. Elennanore

      Elennanore

      It's like the no underground farms rule tbf.

    4. monkeypoacher

      monkeypoacher

      yeah but the difference between an underground farm and a horse in a house above ground seems pretty night and day to me, tbf

       

      it’s such an unnecessary extension of that rule. it dilutes the meaning of it – underground farms are impossible irp, but keeping a horse in a house isn’t impossible. it’s entirely possible, and it’s harmless

  9. oh no my buddies

  10. the king’s too fat for his armor

    1. Andustar

      Andustar

      Go find the breastplate stretcher, now!

  11. maybe we can just do warclaims on main from now on

  12. mogroka has deposited $0.50 into your account

  13. I remember when you couldn’t even move items before a warclaim

  14. "ban time pending" for placing blocks

     

    crimony

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    oh no!!!

    1. Quirkyls
    2. Arhbi

      Arhbi

      Dumb toxic idiot get banned xdxdxd

  16. gee bill, how come your mom lets you have THREE golems?

  17. I was literally at the raid and leowarrior said people who were at the raid are allowed to post

     

    unhide my post

    1. rukio

      rukio

      PM Leowarrior to added to the list of people allowed to post. Make sure he tags your forum name, not your minecraft name. Until then I apologize but it stays hidden, as per the rules of BRs. 

    2. monkeypoacher

      monkeypoacher

      ok i am added unhide post pls

      Edited by simp
    3. rukio

      rukio

      One moment :) 

      Unhidden. Have a great day!

  18. [damage control intensifies]

  19. this player should be unbanned on the condition he changes his name to 'keatonbeaten'

    1. KeatonUnbeaten

      KeatonUnbeaten

      who are you????????????????????????????

    2. monkeypoacher

      monkeypoacher

      idk but u have been beaten

  20. what staff teams are currently recruiting . . . 

  21. haha brilliant leadership why not just remove everyone from event team! 

    1. monkeypoacher

      monkeypoacher

      Seriously, what is this? Why do you expect anything positive to come out of it? 

    2. Skylez

      Skylez

      Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    3. Jentos

      Jentos

      https://m.imgur.com/c9GdlnK

      event team extermination camp.

      est 2017

  22. There is actually no straightforward lore for the life expectancy of different LoTC races. Humans used to live for a few hundred years before a wave of people decided having more realistic life expectancies was cool, and that became the new normal. 

     

    While a plugin that forces people to do realistic character progression would be really cool, it also isn't possible. Instead of arbitrarily punishing players, wouldn't it be better to encourage people to roleplay? 

     

    Not gonn'a lie, the fact that I can't age my character backwards or change my race or gender hasn't improved my roleplay at all. It's just put arbitrary restrictions on the stories I can tell and what I can role-play, and I think that's really ******* dumb.

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    2. Arafel

      Arafel

      I believe it was up to 80 - 100 for humans, 300 for dwarves, 150-ish for orcs, ??? for elves, 200 for adunians and halflings, aaand... that's all I remember ^-^"

    3. argonian

      argonian

      yeah i think so, but orcs is just 150 because p much all of them die in battle fairly young. if they manage to avoid that they can live longer iirc

    4. 𝕾𝖙𝖆𝖗𝖌𝖚𝖘𝖍

      𝕾𝖙𝖆𝖗𝖌𝖚𝖘𝖍

      1 hour ago, James2k said:

      yeah i think so, but orcs is just 150 because p much all of them die in battle fairly young. if they manage to avoid that they can live longer iirc

       

      Pretty accurate, my black orc died at about 170 i think. it goes up to 400-500 but those are really crusty ages but many orcs would rather die a warriors death than die of old age.

  23. how is this pvp supposed to be fun

    1. Ixli

      Ixli

      its only fun if ur on the winning side

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