Jump to content

John Ivory

Gold VIP
  • Posts

    1925
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Status Updates posted by John Ivory

  1. EU4 @ RIGHT ******* NOW HOP THE **** ON voice.gameservers.com:9401

  2. Idea: move the recent topics module above the status update module to make recent topics more noticeable

    1. Show previous comments  3 more
    2. John Ivory

      John Ivory

      Follow me @ETDEUMPURITAS ?

    3. big narstie

      big narstie

      @Hunwald is worth a follow if you'd like to know why NoFap is liberation, @Stevie.

    4. John Ivory
  3. if you have less rep than posts you ******* suck

    1. Show previous comments  5 more
    2. lev

      lev

      we cant all be lotc celebs m8, some of us have real life

    3. John Ivory

      John Ivory

      thanks for the input @lev

    4. ARCHITECUS

      ARCHITECUS

      I literally got over one thousand posts added without rep when they made status updates count. ******* bullshit

  4. vive la patrie

  5. the GM team needs more diversity, please accept some straight people

    1. Show previous comments  7 more
    2. Wrynn

      Wrynn

      There are like 3 non-straight people on the GM team lol

    3. Malocchio

      Malocchio

      you're a ******* white male you cis scumbag check your privilege

    4. Nug

      Nug

      ******* BREEDERS

  6. Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are in a bar. Donald leans over, and With A smile on his face, says, "The media is really tearing you apart for That Scandal."
    Hillary: "You mean my lying about Benghazi?"
    Trump: "No, the other one."
    Hillary: "You mean the massive voter fraud?"
    Trump: "No, the other one."
    Hillary: "You mean the military not getting their votes counted?"
    Trump: "No, the other one."
    Hillary: "Using my secret private server with classified material to hide my Activities?"
    Trump: "No, the other one."
    Hillary: "The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything Else?"
    Trump: "No, the other one."
    Hillary: "Using the Clinton Foundation as a cover for tax evasion, Hiring Cronies, And taking bribes from foreign countries?
    Trump: "No, the other one."
    Hillary: "You mean the drones being operated in our own country without The Benefit of the law?"
    Trump: "No, the other one."
    Hillary: "Giving 123 Technologies $300 Million, and right afterwards it Declared Bankruptcy and was sold to the Chinese?"
    Trump: "No, the other one."
    Hillary: "You mean arming the Muslim Brotherhood and hiring them in the White House?"
    Trump: "No, the other one."
    Hillary: "Whitewater, Watergate committee, Vince Foster, commodity Deals?"
    Trump: "No the other one:"
    Hillary: "The funding of neoNazis in the Ukraine that led to the toppling of the democratically elected president and to the biggest crisis that country has had since WWII ?"
    Trump: "No the other one:"
    Hillary: "Turning Libya into chaos?"
    Trump: "No the other one:"
    Hillary: "Being the mastermind of the so-called “Arab Spring” that only brought chaos, death and destruction to the Middle East and North Africa ? 
    Trump: "No the other one:"
    Hillary: "Leaving four Americans to die in Benghazi and go to sleep?
    Trump: "No the other one:"
    Hillary: "Trashing Mubarak, one of our few Muslim friends?"
    Trump: "No the other one:"
    Hillary: "Encouraging and supporting the murders of Palestinians and the destruction of their homes, towns and villages by Israel ?"
    Trump: "No the other one:"
    Hillary: "The funding and arming of terrorists in Syria, the destruction and destabilization of that nation, giving the order to our lapdogs in Turkey and Saudi Arabia to give sarin gas to the "moderate" terrorists in Syria that they eventually used on civilians, and framed Assad, and had it not been for the Russians and Putin, we would have used that as a pretext to invade Syria, put a puppet in power, steal their natural resources, and leave that country in total chaos, just like we did with Libya? 
    Trump: "No the other one:"
    Hillary: "The creation of the biggest refugees crisis since WWII
    Trump: "No the other one:"
    Hillary: "Leaving Iraq in chaos? "
    Trump: "No, the other one."
    Hillary: "The DOJ spying on the press?"
    Trump: "No, the other one."
    Hillary: "You mean HHS Secretary Sibelius shaking down health insurance Executives?"
    Trump: "No, the other one."
    Hillary: "Giving our cronies in SOLYNDRA $500 MILLION DOLLARS and 3 Months Later they declared bankruptcy and then the Chinese bought it?"
    Trump: "No, the other one."
    Hillary: "The NSA monitoring citizens' ?"
    Trump: "No, the other one."
    Hillary: "The State Department interfering with an Inspector General Investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?"
    Trump: "No, the other one."
    Hillary: "Me, The IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?"
    Trump: "No, the other one."
    Hillary: "Threats to all of Bill's former mistresses to keep them quiet"
    Trump: "No, the other one."
    Hillary: "I give up! ... Oh wait, I think I've got it! When I stole the White House furniture and silverware when Bill left Office?"
    Trump: "THAT'S IT! I almost forgot about that one".

    1. Show previous comments  12 more
    2. nordicg_d
    3. Cracker

      Cracker

      Just stupid man....

       

      Keep your politics -> off my forums.

       

       

    4. TeaLulu

      TeaLulu

      ૮( ᵒ̌▱๋ᵒ̌ )ა

  7. wagwan welcome back 2 forums

  8. there is literally nothing wrong with liking cute anime girls

    1. Askuzai

      Askuzai

      If you have cookies... No wait pineapples, not cookies

  9. HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

  10. sexy forum pic

    1. Show previous comments  1 more
    2. Stevie

      Stevie

      dont talk to me or my son ever again

    3. Fishy

      Fishy

      my wife's son*

    4. Ford

      Ford

      nice towel

  11. CLEAN SWEEP GRAB AND GRAB AND GRAB AND GRAB AND GRAB GRAB AND GRAB AND GRAB AND GRAB AND GRABGRAB AND GRAB AND GRAB AND GRAB AND GRABGRAB AND GRAB AND GRAB AND GRAB AND GRABGRAB AND GRAB AND GRAB AND GRAB AND GRAB CLEAN SWEEP

  12. MAGA

    1. bungo

      bungo

       DELETE THIS

    2. big narstie

      big narstie

      MAGA MAGA MAGA 2016 MAGALUF WITH THE BOYZ

    3. ARCHITECUS
  13. need one more for CS any rank hmu

    1. big narstie
    2. TheBannedOne

      TheBannedOne

      i can boost you i got aimbot and stuff

  14. why the **** was my status deleted literally offended no rules

  15. hahahahah bernie blown the **** out by the [redacted] vote once again

×
×
  • Create New...