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  1. a ******* holocaust on the server and theres not 1 GM online : --D

    1. nordicg_d

      nordicg_d

      hunwald i want u to know im +1in everything u say/do. alone i will reclaim ur rep

    2. nordicg_d
    3. John Ivory
  2. GIVE ME MY ******* REP BACK MY OWN JOKE HAS BEEN TURNED AGAINST ME

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    3. John Ivory

      John Ivory

      I ******* LOVE YOU

    4. John Ivory

      John Ivory

      now remove my warns i think i got 9 warnings from the hackers? huh quite mysterious

  3. hope i get my rep back that was the most g-d tier rep ratio ever achieved on the server

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    2. Salvo

      Salvo

      ERROR: 500 Rep required to see this comment.

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    4. Salvo

      Salvo

      sweet revenge...

  4. God bless Arteh

    1. Gangrel1230

      Gangrel1230

      PUT THE SAINTHOOD IN THE BAG!

  5. zkvZ6Df.jpg

    1. Ever

      Ever

      me on the right

    2. John Ivory

      John Ivory

      first one to talk gets the **** off my status update @Ever

  6. Cried myself to sleep again last night. Been nearly a month now without Bungo. I had a dream we were again united, it was the greatest I've ever felt. I wanted it to last forever. Someone had other plans, though. My dream quickly turned to nightmare, and Bungo was torn away. I can't think of him any longer, because it brings me too much grief.

     

    Maybe I just shouldn't wake up. Death calls for me like a siren. I fear death, but I have begun to think that even the burning depths of Hell are more preferable to this barren coldness I feel without Bungo.

     

    I cannot help but wonder, when I sit up on my bed, staring across the room at the crucifix, why God has torn Bungo from me. Why has God forsaken me?

     

    Judgement soon.

  7. I ******* hate women. I hate every single one of you. I hate all females on Lord of the Craft. Every single one of you is a power-hungry piece of ****. You all gather around Orenian nobility to sate your undying lust for power and relevance. Every single one of you are Savoyard sluts, despicable """Human""""beings who have no sense of taste in men but power and wealth.

     

    All I ask is for a wife. I just want a wife, someone who will love me and I will love back. But you can't fulfill this wish, the most simple wish on Lord of the Craft. I, Bruno Buron, have a steady job and many great friends, love walks through the forest, want to have kids, and love iced cream parlors, but you pass me off and chase ******* losers like @Gucko who don't know how to roleplay more than *fades to black.*

     

    Men of Oren, if you're reading this, the #BetaUprising has begun. It's time to kill off the most despicable parasite ever created, the Savoyard. Soon we will all have comfy wives and reclaim our Oren, but first we must be reborn by fire and sword.

  8. another day living without bungo, another day of living a pointless existence

  9. 12 day till bungo home... miss him with all my heart.

  10. wish bungo was home I miss him so much

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    2. John Ivory

      John Ivory

      one thing loving a man with all your heart another thing being a homo miss me w/ that gay **** @NordicG-d

    3. nordicg_d

      nordicg_d

      was asking on behalf of @DPM

    4. John Ivory

      John Ivory

      ah no problem I know hes been questioning recently

  11. Suck these eggs!

  12. none **** plug.dj https://plug.dj/cmunion

    1. lemontide331

      lemontide331

      absolute party going on in here!

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    3. Kaldwin_

      Kaldwin_

      we already got recognized by a plug dj ambassador, that's a mission success

  13. cant wait till bungo is home !____!

  14. Hey I'm Bruno buron looking for a wife, want to be my wife.

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    2. Kim

      Kim

      only if patu says its ok

    3. Stump

      Stump

      don't trust him he just wants you for your art, marry me instead

    4. John Ivory
  15. Hey I heard you were interested in playing my wife, here's a little about me if you're interested

     

    hey guys Bruno buron here. I'm looking for a wife (must be virgin, twenty years or younger, and be cute) please send me a message or find me at my house in felsen, steel lane 7 is my address. if you have a sister or daughter who fills these requirements please let me know!

    p.s. if your sister or daughter happens to be a passable (cute) trap I can keep a secret

  16. hey guys Bruno buron here. I'm looking for a wife (must be virgin, twenty years or younger, and qt) please send me a message or find me at my house in felsen, steel lane 7 is my address. if you have a sister or daughter who fills these requirements please let me know!

    p.s. if your sister or daughter happens to be a passable (cute) trap I can keep a secret

    1. Taketheshot

      Taketheshot

      Do they have to be a female IRL???

    2. John Ivory

      John Ivory

      A situational basis @Taketheshot

    3. JustHighasf

      JustHighasf

      may 2017 lmao

  17. I don't believe this story you're telling me

  18. *teleports behind Tyrone "Heh...... guess you were too slow, amigo......" slices dindu in half vertically "Tssh...... nuffin personnel, kid......." warps away as Tyrone becomes Tyrtwo

  19. belly button rings are the new trampstamps

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