Slothtastic

“Duz zumazh zell flezh? Dat’z nub’hozh. Flezh is hozh eadin’ yub.” States the great Swampgoth Orgak.

Im not enjoying it. Everytime I've tried to lockpick a door, it has failed. I've tried to lockpick around 45 doors already, and none worked. Most failed and jammed. So please up it

Ok I need someone to make me an Orc skin. I’m willing to pay 1K for it. Please PM examples. Discord is Slothtastic#7226

(This Hearth sounds strange.

You can’t make new Cervitaurs tho

I haven’t read the rewrite yet, but Sprites do have fun with everyone. I think most sprites I’ve seen are either at dominion, some human places, and hell there’s even been a few at Orc cap once. I’ve rarely seen a sprite at Druid Grove. (Though I haven’t been in almost a year so correct me if I’m wrong.)

COME TO DIZNEE UZG WE HAVE A DOG THATS NAMED DWARF PLANET, A RACIST MOUSE NAMED MICKI’MOWZ AND HIS WIFE, Mine-y! WE ALSO HAVE A STANDING, TALKING DOG NAMED SILLY. WE HAVE A DUCK NAMED RONALD, AND SOME VERY COOL RIDES. COME ON DOWN TO DIZNEE UZG, THE BEST ORC NATION IN THE WORLD granted this is the best I could do for a 4 am post. My brain isn’t functioning

((Since my last comment was removed, I’m simply worried if you found this out irp or not.)) Oliver the Satyr mumbles as he looks on at this. “This Prince lad seems pretty strong. Might be a worthy investment.”

((So I take it this dude found ALL of this out in rp right? You didn’t meta all this from the item list did you?)) A Satyr seems confused at this, but since he gives no shits about the dominion he’s considering joining up for shits and giggles.

Wouldn’t axes work just as well on fences tho. Maybe not iron bars, but fences? edit: and what about axes on doors and chests? Those would certainly break since they’re made out of wood most of the time

GOAT STEROIDS HERE I COME

SOLD TO THE DWARF!

BIDDING HAS BEEN EXTENDED 10 MORE MINUTES UPON THE INFLUX OF BIDS.

Selling this human, willing to work. Offered services, good at mining. Says her name is Lyn, nothing else. Bidding starts at 500 Bids must be increased by at least 50 mina each. Buyout: 5K (Buyout means you pay that much you instantly get her.) Bidding ends at 4:30 EST

Better not be a whitewash you hear me boi?

“I see your bid and raise you negative 9 Mina. 1 Mina.”

Scarcity of Bloodline Braduks Bloodline Braduks can no longer be created randomly. Like if little Bobby over here wanted to play as a Bloodline Braduk, without it being a returning Orc, or child of a Bloodline Braduk, it cannot be played. Now, you must be the child of a Bloodline Braduk, or it must be a returning character. The reason this is being made is to actually RP the rarity of a Bloodline Braduk. Right now, anyone (who has the permission of The1Bow) can make a Bloodline Braduk. Even though they are supposed to be rare. Also, to classify as a returning character, someone must vouch for you. I know it seems kind of stupid for that, but it’s to make sure no random Bloodline Braduks are made. The current list of Bloodline Braduks is…. Kahn’Braduk (The1Bow) PK’ed Gilgamesh’Braduk (the1bow) Vruk’Braduk (Slothtastic85/Slothman85) Jolagh’Braduk (Z3m0s) Kotturik’Braduk (1_Language_1) Dead Orgoth’Izig (SoulStrung) Gutstringa’Raguk (Slothtastic85/Puddle__ Son of Vruk’Braduk) Forkad (Boomzerang) Bahk’Braduk (echtesLeder) Madak’Braduk (1_Arigato_1/1_Language_1) Turob’Braduk (SaltyStormJakob) PK’d Balrik’Braduk (zorozeenee) List will be updated upon request. Also yeah this is just meant to be a short and sweet post. Comment down if you have a Bloodline Braduk, and find someone old enough to vouch for you. Oh yeah, and 1Bow is ok with this just sayin’. Ok final thing, I’m on Mobile so I’ll format the post when possible.

“Aren’t those the terrorists that had bombed Felsen’s Church once? Back when Oren was around?” Asked an older Kharajyr.

For art like this? I’d put it around 3-5k for a full body colored one