Slothtastic

(Well a good bit does there bud. I think it’s pretty safe to say, not every culture enjoys their enemies speaking their language.)

(You were saying? Also stop being stupid. Everyone knows that Green came from Orcs. Not Farfolk, and you should know that Orcs definitely do NOT like any elf speaking blah. Especially when you don’t do it correctly)

This. Also make apps harder to get in. 1 lore ref and barely a paragraph? Jeez fellas, now a three year old can get in.

How dare you sully the name of the mighty EMPEROR. DIRTY ELDAR LIKE YOU ARE TO BE PURGED IN HOLY FIRE

You can also contact me, Slothtastic#7226. Though everyone above are also great folks who can help as well. We’ll guide you through the process of being an Orc!

How’d you get your username? Was it a funny story? Maybe a happy accident? Mine, as you may know is Slothtastic85. Slothtastic is a very simple story. It used to be JungleSinOfSloth. Which was edgy as ****, I know. However, using the sin of Sloth I transported it over to Slothtastic. To show I’m lazy fella. The 85 part comes from my Dad’s high school football number. Which he started using in passwords and the like, and I got used to it. FangedBambi85 (soon to be changed) was brought in through my friend @morrisaye‘s PFP being that angry Scottish Deer. So after learning of Fanged Deer, I changed it to that. As well as my discord PFP.

Just like to say, that Shamans are making their own rewrites. You just aren’t in Shaman Discord

We all went to discord.

(Translated for better understanding) The new Snagagoth approached his second in command, the Snagaboss Mograh’Yar. His opponent in the duel for Snagagoth. “Welcome, brother.” The woman held a pipe full of green in one hand, and by her relaxed demeanor, Orgak guessed she was high. “I have some ideas on what to do with the slaves, would you like to hear them?” She asked, eyes red. Were Orgak not tempted by the Cactus Green, he might not have listened. But this was his business now, and some Green wouldn’t hurt. “Sure.” He said, sitting down upon the bench. Orgak gestured for her to hand over the pipe, which just then he realized how expertly made it was. Ivory, from an elephant. With carvings detailing the hunt. He took a few puffs from the tusk pipe before he handed it back. “I was thinking, we could build a road with the slaves. We have no road as of now, and we need one to trade and raid more easily.” Mograh took the pipe back, breathing the smoke into her lungs yet again. “Sounds like a good idea, we need a road if we are to transport slaves after all. And it’ll give ‘em something to do other than farm.” He grinned, tusks showing as the green took its effect upon the Blue skinned Orc. “I was thinking about more organized slaving times. When people are on the road more than normal.” He spoke. “I think we should test their strength. To separate slaves from sacrifices. Torture them for an hour. Those that break, become sacrifices. Those that keep going are slaves. Then we torture them for another hour to make sure they’re obedient slaves.” Mograh proposed. Orgak laughed, the idea of the slaves being tortured for yet another hour appealed to him. It might be funny to see them become relieved, only to be tortured again. The business was sealed. The next day, signs were posted in San’Khatun and ONLY San’Khatun (meaning no meta other nations), reading as follows: [!] THE SNAGAGOTH NEEDS YOU! REPORT TO THE SNAGAGOTH ORGAK’LAK OR SNAGABOSS MOGRAH’YAR FOR ASSIGNING TO THE KRIMPING TEAMS OF KRUGMAR. THE KRIMPING TEAMS ARE EXPECTED TO MEET A QUOTA OF SLAVES A WEEK. DON’T WANT TO GO KRIMPIN’? JOIN THE OVERSEERS! DO YOU HAVE THE STRENGTH TO JOIN THE KRIMPIN’ TEAMS? OR THE CUNNING TO JOIN THE OVERSEERS? ------------------------------------- New Rank: Snagaboss Current Snagaboss: Mograh’Yar (Micbox) Handler of the processing of new slaves and the assistant Snagagoth. Snagaboss brands, trains, assigns and leads snaga missions. If a snaga has no place in Krugmar, it is the Snagaboth’s duty to give them one. If there is need of snagas to build or do something, the Snagaboss oversees the operation to perfection. The Snagaboss also keeps them from escaping. New Teams: Krimpin’ Teams Krimping Teams are Orcs who are experts in their field of slaving. Made with up to 10 members a team, said teams will be directed to roads and hotspots to get as many slaves as possible, which they will then bring back to the Overseers, who will then take care of the Snagas from there. Krimping Team Format: Overseers The henchmen of the Snagaboss, the Overseers help with the processing and assigning slaves of the Uzg. As well as help with slave related laws and offenders of these laws. They are under the direct command of the Snagaboss and Snagagoth.

Also, there’s already a water creature. Axolotyn which are also fish people, just aren’t used.

So this is a playable race? Yeah dude this is already denied. It’s waaay too barebones, and is just a blatant rip-off if Mirelurks from Fallout.

I have two reqs actually, one armor one not. Please PM me on Discord, Slothtastic#7226 for the refs. I would like examples of your work before hand and I am willing to pay up to 6k for both skins.

Future reference? You expecting to join the ET team anytime soon? Especially with most of your events being giving OP ****, or you mainly just going on an applying for staff rampage.

Dude seriously stop. You can’t do **** like this lmao. You ain’t ET, and have no endorsements by any of them. Besides, this seriously seems like some Thanos **** so no

“‘E was fockin’ dead by the end of it. I witnessed the duel, and he was found to be dead. Checked his heartbeat. He had died.” A dwarf states boldly. (Yeah if you brought back Edel just now that’s against the rules. You made an official PK post, you can only take a PK off after one week. It’s been a lot longer. @wrenik)

No coochie for you izkuthii (I hope this is the right person I’m thinking of)

What do you mean purple boy