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Nooblius

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  1. A dwarf engineer smiles, knowing that somewhere some surface dweller was baffled by the absolute marvel of an innovation that is dwinic fire, able to burn through stone.
  2. High Prophet Norli puts his name down for a large donation to the charity!
  3. meme power of the server just went down approximately 17%. we'll see if Du Loc can keep it up. o7
  4. Several screams ring out from the High Prophet's office!
  5. High Prophet Norli lets out a deep sigh as the Reprimands of the Grand Council are published. "I pray dis shall be da end o' et."
  6. High Prophet Norli finds it remarkably amusing that the Holy Orenian Emperor's only rebuttal is that he, in fact, is a greater authority on the Church of Canon, and that anyone who thinks he is guilty of an attempted schism, despite his Arch-Chancellor admitting such wrong doing, is clearly just a Pagan Puppet. "I give et up ta da Pontiff, his schisms are certainly more interestin' den mine!"
  7. High Prophet Norli prays to Paragon Hogarth to guide Bakir through his turbulent relationship, before looking to a framed picture of Dimlin Irongut on his nightstand.
  8. High Prophet Norli perks a brow, "Wait, wot does elven votes bein' discounted have ta do with Ulfric? Are dey dat desperate ta falsify grounds fer deir demands? By da seven- wot does events en Arcas have ta do with Ulfric? Was his great betrayal dat he was elected enta da office o' people dey lost elections to en da past?"
  9. finally some female representation in the administration.
  10. Do you have any plans or vision on how to address player retention?
  11. Let's go down this rabbit hole, How would you personally like to see it changed? I've always liked the idea of re-imagining conflict and making it less warclaim focused, and heightening instead the possibilities of raids and other smaller to medium scale war actions.
  12. Overpowered and gatekeepy. Easy denial at least, lol
  13. High Prophet Norli believes that the tavern was blessed by Anbella, to be a safe haven in such grueling war.
  14. High Prophet Norli stood beneath the arch of the Temple of Kal'Darakaan, giving his final blessings to the marching throng of Urguan. The Grand Legion of Dungrimm, Ferrymen, Rustlers, Flievers- and countless other notable vassals held their banners high together. As he gazed upon the impending doom of Oren setting out northbound to the fragile palisade of Southbridge, he felt proud of his friend Ulfric would be the one to avenge the Iron Accord.
  15. Pact of Hammer and Crow For decades now the Kingdom of Hanseti-Ruska and the Grand Kingdom of Urguan have maintained an unwavering state of friendship, and certainly in times of chaos and great political upheaval is it important to reaffirm said bonds. To that end, this document reforges the alliance of the May-Grandaxe Accord, to pursue a prosperous and peaceful future. This pact shall be required for re-evaluation and renewal in twenty years time. Section I: Piya | ᚡᛚᚨᚴ | Peace I The signatories formally recognize each other's claims to land, titles, and authority over their respective peoples. II The signatories, should conflict arise between populace or politics, promise to resolve issues through diplomacy. III The signatories agree to respect each other’s religions and ensure their safety in all territories, that no members of a clergy shall come under any harm. IV The signatories assure each other one free shop or stall in each other’s capital’s market free of tax to encourage trade, as well as ensure free trade and caravans permission to each other’s lands. V The signatories promise to hold festivals with each other, and participate in each other's celebrations to help nurture the bonds of the alliance. VI A direct carriage route between Karosgrad and Kal’Darakaan shall be established, the cost split evenly between the nations. Section II: Poschtol | ᚱᚤᛗ | Strength The Kingdom of Hanseti-Ruska and the Grand Kingdom of Urguan shall enter into a pact to provide strength and security to each other's borders and peoples. I The signatories formally enter into a defensive military alliance, that an attack on either signatories’ people is an attack on both. II The signatories are not obligated to but fully capable to launch war together against common threats. III The signatories shall never declare war without consulting their ally, nor any other large scale acts of aggression or retaliation unless immediate action is warranted. IV The signatories agree to cooperate against forces of evil and corruption in the realm, and preserve moral justice in Almaris. V The signatories agree to military correspondence, to orchestrate joint-trainings, international wargames and tournaments, rallies and etcetera militia affairs. VI The duties of military cooperation shall lie in the Lord Marshal and Grand Marshal of Haense and Urguan, and to be assisted by their officers. IV JOVEO MAAN His Royal Majesty SIGISMUND III by the Grace of Godan, King of Hanseti and Ruska, FIDEI DEFENSOR, Grand Hetman of the Army, Prince of Bihar, Dules, Lahy, Muldav, Solvesborg, Slesvik and Ulgaard, Duke of Carnatia and Vanaheim, Margrave of Korstadt, Rothswald and Vasiland, Count of Alban, Alimar, Baranya, Graiswald, Karikhov, Karovia, Kaunas, Kavat, Kovachgrad, Kvasz, Markev, Nenzing, Torun, and Toruv, Viscount of Varna, Baron of Esenstadt, Kraken’s Watch, Kralta, Krepost, Lorentz, Rytsburg, Thurant, Venzia and Astfield, Lord of the Westfolk, Protector of the Highlanders, etcetera. His Excellency the Aulic Envoy, Feodor May ᚢᛚᚱᛟ-ᚨᚾᚨᚱᛏ'ᚢᚱ'ᚢᚱᚷᚢᚨᚾ Grand King of Urguan, Elder of Clan Frostbeard, Thane of Rhewenholm, Great-Grandson of Rhewen Lord Chancellor, Grand Admiral, High King of Kaz’Ulrah Ambassador to Haense, Gildroc Goldhand
  16. High Prophet Norli wonders if people will learn to use specific examples when accusing people of corruption, or if perhaps maybe the author was just disgruntled that the emperor had betrayed his own schism within a month.
  17. High Prophet Norli ponders the irony of the new Emperor calling the Grand King a secretary of Iblees immediately before attempting to attack the High Pontiff. He looks to his son, "Pay attention lad, dis may be da most disgraceful emperor ye shall ever witness."
  18. High Prophet Norli consults his sacred abacus, and determines that slightly less dwarves had died. Total victory.
  19. High Prophet Norli laments the pride of man, and wonders what suddenly changed in Oren's mind to cause sudden animosity.
  20. High Prophet Norli, having known the ferocity of an Ireheart voting block, fears what terrors lie in wait for the Emperor who shall face an Ireheart Raiding Party. He foresees many Imperials shall mourn a great loss on the 12th of the Malin's Welcome, 55 of the Second Age.
  21. A shady looking elf hater under five foot places his ultra rare No-Longer-In-Stock picture for sale.
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