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OppressedRaevir

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  1. Zander Kazlov looked over Guise from atop Mount Saint Catherine, watching the men of Kaedrin retake the land with a tear in his eye. His grandfather Boris and uncle Sviato once called Guise home until the War of the Two Emperors destroyed the Kazlov family. Now, home was beckoning them back...Zander kisses his son Boris II on the forehead and weeps with joy. The homeland reclaimed. Crow sing cvckolde from de trap.
  2. “O’Godani, da bolls on Cesarina!” boris II stood there with his mouth agape, shocked!
  3. “Deny da elfski, da...” Boris II cracks an empty bottle once full of Carrion Black against the Jolly Boar Tavern’s table, ready to shank whoever next calls him llir...
  4. Boris Kazlov attempts to drop an escape rope from the Seven Skies into the mortal plane of Arcas to join his Vesnian Brethren in freeing his homeland. “Da da! make remove of preggo bandit free Kazlov estate make returun of Savoyard Dog Guise at least he better than pinko bandit daa.”
  5. [!] The curse of single Sviato passes on to Antony.
  6. Boris prays for JUSTICE and asks GOD to smite witch on throne!
  7. niet make remove of my forum posts wtf!?

  8. boris makes dance in the seven skies in celebration!
  9. “Am make remove of yam both!” boris shouts, but he was in heaven.
  10. inter blood set gang war 

     

  11. “yam are fake raev!” boris shouts at the top of his lungs from seven skies. “yam support regime that genocide raev in good adria, godani will burn you!” boris spits on the anti-pontiff from high up in heaven
  12. “Ves NIET go back to Renatus yam burn wife again!” boris shouts at the response
  13. boris’ adopted farfolk gupta loses his fat reserves and dies from starvation at the hands of cruel renatian tax burden. boris buries gupta in the snow and prays for liberation
  14. freedom fighter Boris says “Rex contribute to rinatus oppression of streltsky! but Rex also let Boris do drug in country. am neutral on this as well” boris lights up his cactus green on the roof of the ves palace so alfred does not smell it
  15. Boris locks himself up in his meat cellar and wraps tinfoil over his receding hairline and around his head.
  16. “whole generation of humanity will now know snelfski as ‘mali’friend’,” says boris to himself “wow”
  17. boris smiles at the news, he remembers a few years back when Ser Darius tried execute him without trial ! boris is thankful Ser Darius is a literal monkey and botched the execution
  18. “prince yuru niet raev” boris says disowning him
  19. “Am put fist in your face Curonia!” boris shouts at the top of his lungs
  20. “Keep yam bloody hands off stash! Bozo Marius!” boris shouts at marius loudly
  21. “Make pay of dark elf wife to son, and am niet burn your home down,” says Boris, enslaved peasant in the Renatian war machine.
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