NotEvilAtAll

"Very cool! Very cool!" says the Thain, Isabelle Applebrook. "Wonder if we could make ah new cobblebonk varieteh too"

[!] You find a newspaper stapled to the side of a tree The Pumpkin Paper Volume 4 News from the halfling warren! Contents: -Amberdell blows up! -Meeting the Gnomes -Barter Update -Attack of the bad halflings Amberdell blows up! ~The frogs moved too~ Amberdell is no more! The imperials own the ruins now anyways. We have since moved to a new location in a more secure area. It's a bit colder here though. The cold really does make you appreciate a nice fire. Meeting the Gnomes ~The gnomish hamlet of Tumbetal~ We have reconnected with our distant relatives, the Gnomes, upon realizing they live somewhere near our warren! We visited their turnip patch as well, such a delightful area! Who knew that so many gnomes still existed in one place! I thought they'd nearly gone extinct after Dunwen! Barter Update -Honey's value in the warren has decreased substantially as honey production increases above zero. Mead-makers rejoice! -Fish becomes a new staple food due to the lack of other food sources (besides some berries and a bit of grain). The value of all other farm goods in the warren has increased substantially due to a desire to eat things other than fish. -The Next GOLD? Could FLOWERS be the biggest investment of this century? There's tons of them, they grow really quickly, and nobody really needs a lot of them, but just think about how COOL it would be if that wasn't the case??!!? That's why you should invest in flowers. This has nothing to do with my recent flower acquisitions or a desire to make them worth more. Attack of the bad halflings It is rumored that EVIL halflings have been attacking the warren! New security measures have been installed in the warren as a result! Stay safe out there! Don't let the jealous, EVIL halflings ruin your day! Stay good, stay proper! This has been the Pumpkin Paper, Knox bless the Wee! Isabelle Applebrook, Thain of the halflings.

Musin should get a lair 100%

10 new halflings woah

"T'is jus' like ol' Brandybrook blowin' up. May Amberdell be remembered well" states the Thain of Amberdell, Isabelle Applebrook. "T'is just ah village though, there'll be more"

“Sounds like a plan! I’ll go gather theh ol’ firework stash!” states the Thain of Amberdell, Isabelle Applebrook

People who say the empire will just civil war after it gets what it wants underestimates the server’s ability to hugbox for 2+ years under a single hegemon.

“All musin are welcome ‘n Amberdell if they so wish t’ae reside ‘ere.” Comments Isabelle Applebrook, the Thain of the Halflings

Way less laggy than the old system!

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