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A high elven man with white hair, blue eyes, who stands at the height of six feet, six inches reads the missive and raises an eyebrow. "That's like me saying that I'm searching for an Orenian with white skin, brown hair, smells like filth, and is highly invested in politics." He then keeps the missive for whenever he needs a good laugh.

"I LOVE GRAVEL SO MUCH!" Says a Nu Loc citizen, who is a hard, dedicated worker to the gravel mines. He feeds his wife and kids rocks each day so they can too, enjoy the gravel he makes. Thank god for BRAECORP!

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A Battle chef looks towards the missive as he walks to the Druidic Grove with a curious eye. Reading it, the man let out an oddly loud laugh, and continued. "Dragons whining about nature lovers? I swear I've seen everything now. What next, Bucketball is going to be cancelled?"

Galan Brylynn had gotten wind of Melawen's leave, and looked to the rocky and rough mountains of the Rimveld from his horse. Then, turning his head, to the lush and green forests of the west. He had lost Briar, and now he felt the same pain as before. Yet he had taught her to fight and to tame birds of the wild. While it was not much, he knew for sure that these skills would help her in the end of it all. "Melawen, I wish you find happiness in your travels, as I did in mine. You are one of the strongest of the next generation of elven kind. May your ancestors, as well as your mother, guide your travels for the better."

[A missive is posted all around Yong Ping and Almaris, along with the following picture.] [The Handwriting is childish, as the writer is 10 years old.] Last dragon's day in Yong Ping, the ShuZhu was anointed appointed. The Wen family arrived towards the ceremony with high hopes, and while we had distaste for the Zhu, we did nothing to harm him or his peoples. As the ceremony was finished, a man with a sythe scythe stood and stared an uproar amongst the Orcs. By this time the Wen family was leaving the ceremony, but we ran back to help such peoples in the line of battle. As some may have witnessed, I did yank on a crossbow. Only because a 'senile old woman' was about to attack an Urock uruk. She then fired and hit a standing officer in the YAP YPA. Yet her crime was not addressed, and blamed on myself when she obviously held intent to harm the uruks for some reason. I then began to attack her out of the Uruk's sack sake, hoping to show my loyalty to the allies of Yong Ping and her state. Only I was met with an attack. Out of self defnse defense, I began to attack her. When blood began spilling out of her mouth, I found it ood odd because I am only a boy of ten. I do not understand how I could hold so much power against someone who looked like a grown woman. I only stopped when I was pulled away, as I wanted to make sure that the uruk's were okay. My mother stood up for me after I was assaulted by the woman, and even after being promised no imprisonment if she complied, she was still imprisoned. I did not know this at the time, and ran back to check on my mother. This is when I saw a man holding a sword to my prcious precious mother, and acted on my insticts instincts. I took a fist to the man's balls, nuts, family jewels to protect my mother. I stepped on his wrist, and in tern it snapped under my light weight. Being told I would be killed if I defended my mother more, I was hit upon the head with a blunt weapon. The YPA is weak. if a 10 year old boy can cripple one of their fighters, what can a grown man do?

Please accept I need bug mount please dear god please.

The Elvenesse NFT Auction! With the new rebuild in place, we need more mina to do cool things. So today I'll be auctioning off NFTs of Elvenesse characters! (This does not mean you own the characters except for Amaesil. Zilldude has given consent. I wish Chase did.) All auctions will start off at 500 mina. Just remember that these are RARE NFTs. All raisings of bids need to be of increments of 50. OOC Name: ____ ING: ____ IRP Name: ____ Bid: ______ ULTRA RARE NFT: Evar'tir in the dark Epic NFT: Amaesil McZilldude Rare NFT: Medli Raining Rare NFT: Inconspicuous Elf

I want an Alien for Krugsmas, give me an alien this year. I wanna little green guy about three feet high, with little black eyes who knows how to fly.

Based and redpilled. Would love to see more assassin organizations in the server. Keep up the good work and enjoy your time on the server!

A chef dawned in armor sports his stripped Flames apron, smiling as he feeds his favorite team snacks and a winner's meal. As he cooks, he hums this week's bucketball song. "We're great, and you suck. We're great, and you SUCK!(You suck!)"

Epic

An elf comes back to Hogwash after traveling through the northern mountains of the Rimveld, wet from melted snow. As he begins to hear the commotion, he is told that the Prince is nowhere to be found. He does not worry, as he know the man can fend for himself. Though one thought permeates through his mind. Where did you come from, where did you go. Where did you come from Elven Eyed Joe.

Hello Everyone, El Author here. This has gotten an odd amount of reception, but I kind of just wanted to post this to give my uncensored opinion on what I've said, and why I said it as a sort of final nail in the coffin. For one, yes this was 20% part baby rage, 30% part frustration, and 50% unfunny satire and uncensored opinions. So I want to put my final opinions on this topic before trying to not look at this post ever again. I'll try and keep this as quick and concise as I can. Druids: I want to start this off by saying I do not hate any druid player. I wasn't exactly in the right mind to speak on my opinions for this, but I did anyways. If I made it seem like I truly hate everyone of you, I don't. I'm simply frustrated at the playerbase. Why is that? Well I go over them in my frustration fueled rant. For one, from my perspective, it seems like the druids are hiding behind their walls and or being incredibly inactive. This could be true or untrue, but this is what I myself see. My perception could be extremely different from someone else's. Two, your community. Your community has some of the brightest, most creative minds on the server. I've met so many sweet, kind, and loving people, but I've also met the opposite. Other people have met the same, and it frustrates me because I know a lot of you are good people with good intentions. Magic Communities: Hey there everyone with magics! Again as I've said before, I don't hold a hate towards magic users, nor towards people who gatekeep magic. I just simply wanted to voice my frustration in the moment. I am still going magic free, so don't intend to see me trying to strike up any plea deals anytime soon after this. My opinions still stands though. I understand hoarding cool magics and passing it around to friends, but I was told quite an eye opening thing last night. Magic should be earned on the hard work of the individual, not their ooc contacts. As it stands, lots of new players and even some veteran players cannot get certain magics because bias and general hate towards them. Either good reason or not, we need a certain way to work around this. I'm not a problem solver though, and I'm not about to rack my brain over this, but that's all I really have to say on that matter. Again, I know this was QUITE unfunny as a schizo post, but I personally think these things needed to be said. I hope everyone has an amazing weekend, and I'm very glad for all the good discussions in the replies.

I stopped wanting to become a druid about half a year ago. I've kept up with some druidic politics, and I say that sparingly because I haven't associated with them in a VERY long time. Thank you though, and have a great day mate :)

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I know. I wish it wasn't.

Yes the title is a clickbait. Yes I do hate druids. Yes I also hate magic. This rant is going to be in two parts mainly because I have criticism for the magic system and community as a whole. And before you ask, yes I am coping, seething, and malding. Please do the same if you get angry at this. Part One: The Druids Oh my god, I never though I would have to make this rant in a lifetime. But I got annoyed and decided to write it anyways cause why not. Druids. They're in the southern and eastern reaches of the map, as well as some parts of the west. They come in many shapes and sizes, and most of them are golden brown because they are Wood Elves. They wear tattoos, revealing clothes, no shoes, and usually are thought of as peace loving hippies(They are). So can you tell me why a nation and a conclave of only Druidic and Aspect followers DO ******* NOTHING 24/7, 365 DAYS A ******* YEAR? To the heavens above I preach on why you all are inactive. Don't even say you can't do anything, cause you can. Go to Freeport which is plagued by smog and bless it, attack Oren because they HAVE to be killing heaps upon heaps of livestock to feed their population IRPly. Go after the Azdrazi for revenge! I don't know, but every time I ask someone 'what have the druids done', they always give me a bullshit answer. And when I bring these up, people mention the "fAtHeR cIrClE". The Father Circle has done nothing besides fight an evil tree which no one knew about besides druids themselves. I would love to help and join the community, but trying to become one is like trying to get into a mean girl cliché at a highschool. People speak behind your back, say some shit, and even doing anything CLOSE to ecoterrorism that gets your town put on a map means you instantly get shut down and unattuned because you "did something bad". Well what the **** are you supposed to do? Hide behind a wall all your life and do ERP and Slice of Life? Sometimes I think Druids are obsolete because of the fact that I could do more with a knight group that fights for nature like 'Team Trees'. The Vale only has people on when Miven is on, and I'm still surprised that the Druidic Grove has their tile, cause every time I go there, there isn't a single player to be found. I once wanted to be one of you, a cool nature loving hippie who could turn ecoterrorist, but your community is too scared to be hated by anyone, so you don't do anything anymore. Part Two: The Magic Community Speaking of Highschool Clichés, getting magic on this server is immensely hard as is. Trying to get an Evo magic makes me have to suck at least 20 voidal mage's taints before I can even get close to a person with a TA. My good friend Lockage's once told me "If you want magic, get close to the community and the people." I love you Lock, and I have your feet pics to lick, BUT HOW THE **** AM I SUPPOSED TO GET CLOSE TO SPOOKS, AZDRAZI, AND ANY OTHER DANGEROUS GROUP OF MAGIC USERS? Please if you have any advice tell me, but as it stands, magic is gatekeeped so ******* hard its almost as bad as the problem with have with nations closing their gates, if not WORSE. I get wanting to give your friends magic, I do, and I also get wanting to keep a cool magic to yourself to keep yourself as your own Lord of the Craft, but at some point it has to be spread at least SOMEWHAT. I also hate the fact that its borderline OOC and metagaming when friends give each other magics and feats. For example, lets say some dude gets Heraldry for the Azdrazi. He's a bit know by the others and somewhat in the Cliché, but he's not trusted enough to become an Azdrazi. He sees a guy have his Heraldry taken away and is like "damn I don't wanna be that guy". A second later, he's given it back for no IRP reason, only because he's good friends with guy. The other player is baffled, and thinks its okay to do. So he does the same, and is pushed from the community because he isn't good friends with the others. Seems like something to happen, right? I don't know, it may just be me but all of this advice I'm given on "how to get a teacher" and "Don't ask just get close to them" seems like actual bullshit to me. So I've take the best alternative possible. Just not wanting magic at all anymore. Turns out, I can just have Aurum arrows and snipe a mage with a longbow or Arblest from 20 blocks away as long as they are in sight of me. Druid attacking me? **** it, hit them with another bow shot and rush them before they can do shit. At the end of the day, why leer for gatekeept magic when you can just **** them up with a bow and arrow like an English Chad. Also, don't hate the Azdrazi was just using it as an example cause it was the first thing I though of lol. Please don't hunt me down.

I hate it. Besides a select amount of ETs, nothing is done. I've only had fun when I'm ******* around as some homeless man stalking the sewers, yelling at Haelunorians to suck my taint and then running away laughing, playing the infamous bandit "Lemon McSqueeze", or just player ran events. Yes there are ET events and I've had extreme amounts of fun playing them. The problem is, nothing has been done. War rules are so fucked you can't do anything, bandit RP is now just looked upon as "gooning", and even getting people to do new fun RP or meme RP is impossible in its own accord. Walking into Oren is imagining like what 1700's france is like, but just add an excessive amount of politics for no reason. Elvenesse is literally a burning pile of rubbish, the Orcs are slowly dying out, the Dwarves are just chilling under a mountain and not much else, and every time I run into a spook I might as well send myself to spawn with all of my items dropped to them because there is literally nothing I can do against a teleporting man in armor who wields two massive spears, has four arms, and is made from stone or some ****. Norland is more dead than my great grandfather, and Haense is just 'there'. Don't even get me started on the Druids. This map is just like Elvenesse. A spiraling mess that is burning into a rapid inferno. Might as well call it California because of how shitty it is. In fact, the prices are as inflated too.

14th time's the charm. Wish the best for you dwarf fellows on this one.

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Based and redpilled +1 from me

A chef dressed in armor walks around the stands of seemingly all games, giving away food for free. He hopes one day his add will get into the ABA newsletter, as even the Righteous Kitchen follows the Almaris Basketball Association.