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So help me god if you lump my Adunians in with Oren I'll hit you with a car minecart. I'd sooner vassalize to the ******* halflings

11th TGH, 163 SA. 1/13/2024 ISSUED BY: JORVIN ‘AENGULDRENG’ KAZRINSSON ᚢᚾᚲᛟᚾᛏᛖᛋᛏᛖᛞ-ᛖᛚᛖᚲᛏᛁᛟᚾ ᛚᛟᚾᚷ-ᛚᛁᚡᛖ-ᛏᚺᛖ-ᚴᛁᚾᚷ YOTH BRATHMORDAKIN NA YOTH URGUAN ᛁᛟᚦ ᛒᚱᚨᚦᛗᛟᚱᛞᚨᚲᛁᚾ ᚾᚨ ᛁᛟᚦ ᚢᚱᚷᚢᚨᚾ Due to the abstention of Clan Irgard, and the unanimous support of the remaining clans Sigrun Stormheart, Ireheart, Stonehammer is henceforth the new Grand King of Urguan. The coronation will occur within one month’s time, during which Sigrun shall formally ascend the Obsidian Throne, and I shall abdicate my position of Grand Regent. Narvak oz Urguan nar Urguan’kadanmar, Narvak oz Garedyn, narvak oz Sigrun. CORONATION OOC: Tomorrow, 3:30 PM EST, URGUAN THRONE ROOM Jorvin, son of Kazrin, son of Gardath, son of Osram, son of Koryk, son of Kazraden son of Skalf, son of Gotrek, son of Urguan, Lord of Gotrek’s Folk, Clan-Father of Elder Clan Starbreaker, High Reckoner of Urguan, Keeper of the Book of Grudges, Grand King Emeritus, Founding Councillor of the Fourth Grand Kingdom of Urguan, Conqueror of the Voidspawn Photania, Conqueror of the Korvassa, Slayer of Gazardiel, Hero of the Brathmordakin

Jorvin Kazrinsson sits uneasily upon the Obsidian Throne as he is declared regent over the course of the election. As he penned his letter, he palmed a long-empty bottle of Cottonwood mead, labeled with a crude cartoon caricature of Paragon Bjor. Jorvin sighed heavily. "This'un did good, auld friend- Ye'd be proud."

12th TFS, 163 SA. January 12th, 2024 ISSUED BY: JORVIN ‘AENGULDRENG’ KAZRINSSON ᛏᚺᛖ-ᚴᛁᚾᚷ-ᛁᛋ-ᛞᛖᚨᛞ ᚲᚨᛚᛚ-ᚠᛟᚱ-ᚾᛟᛗᛁᚾᚨᛏᛁᛟᚾ YOTH BRATHMORDAKIN NA YOTH URGUAN ᛁᛟᚦ ᛒᚱᚨᚦᛗᛟᚱᛞᚨᚲᛁᚾ ᚾᚨ ᛁᛟᚦ ᚢᚱᚷᚢᚨᚾ With the death of Grand King Garedyn Mossborn, I, Jorvin Kazrinsson, per his final will and testament, assume the Regency of Urguan to ensure a lawful transfer of power. ELECTION OF THE GRAND KING ᛖᛚᛖᚲᛏᛁᛟᚾ-ᛟᚠ-ᛏᚺᛖ-ᚴᛁᚾᚷ Due to the pressing nature of the war dividing the attention of council and kin, nominations shall be declared publicly, rather than during a meeting of the Council. Leaders of all currently-recognized active clans are given a stone day to declare their nominations for the Obsidian Throne. After this deadline is up, a three stone-day voting period shall be held, after which the votes shall be counted by the Guild of Reckoners, and inactive votes dismissed. As it stands, nominations are the following. Irehearts - Sigrun Ivarsson Hefrumm - Sigrun Ivarsson Stonehammer - Sigrun Ivarsson Irongut - Sigrun Ivarsson Starbreaker - Sigrun Ivarsson Grimgold - Sigrun Ivarsson Irgard - Doomforged - Sigrun Ivarsson OOC: Hefrumm, Irehearts, Irgard, and Doomforged have until 8PM EST Tomorrow to declare for a candidate. Signed, Jorvin, son of Kazrin, son of Gardath, son of Osram, son of Koryk, son of Kazraden son of Skalf, son of Gotrek, son of Urguan, Lord of Gotrek’s Folk, Clan-Father of Elder Clan Starbreaker, High Reckoner of Urguan, Keeper of the Book of Grudges, Grand King Emeritus, Founding Councillor of the Fourth Grand Kingdom of Urguan, Conqueror of the Voidspawn Photania, Conqueror of the Korvassa, Slayer of Gazardiel, Hero of the Brathmordakin

This grudge has been struck out.

To Her Royal Majesty. Your reasons for retaining usage of my clan's colors are understandable. So long we are in agreement that they are, in fact, Starbreaker colors first, foremost, and originally, then I find the status quo agreeable enough. Jorvin, son of Kazrin, son of Gardath, son of Osram, son of Koryk, son of Kazraden son of Skalf, son of Gotrek, son of Urguan, Lord of Gotrek’s Folk, Clan-Father of Elder Clan Starbreaker, Holder of the Book of Grudges, High Reckoner of Urguan, Priest of Dungrimm, Grand King Emeritus, Founding Councillor of the Fourth Grand Kingdom of Urguan, Conqueror of the Voidspawn Photania, Conqueror of the Korvassa, Slayer of the Traitor-Aengul, Gazardiel, Hero of the Brathmordakin

TO WEAR PURPLE ᛏᛟ-ᚹᛖᚨᚱ-ᛈᚢᚱᛈᛚᛖ TO THE ROYAL HOUSES ALSTION, D'ATRUS, STASSION: I am writing this letter as it has been brought to my attention that the color purple (and the combination of purple and gold) is associated with your families, and while this is all well and good, I was recently approached by a human merchant while buying dyes, who queried why I was using 'Balianite and Aaunic colors'. This, I found deeply offensive, however I have not lodged a grudge, as I have been cautioned to assume ignorance rather than malice. All the same, I write to you now to dispel this misconception. Elder Clan Starbreaker, that being among the Elder Clans of Urguan, founded at the dawn of our race, has utilized the color combination of purple-gold-black since the year 1650, when it was adopted by my father, Kazrin Starbreaker, as the previous clan colors, gold and sky-blue, had caused too much confusion between ourselves and Elder Clan Goldhand, who utilized gold and royal-blue. During this time period, the House of Horen favored purple-black. However, as you well know, (and I, for I was there) the House of Horen was dissolved, therefore, purple-gold ceased to be Horenic colors, as there was no longer a Horenic dynasty. The utilization of these colors by my clan does, in fact, pre-date your families, and your nations as a whole, and I have proudly worn them now for over three centuries. As said, I will assume ignorance rather than malice, and so, formally and politely request that you adopt new royal colors, to differentiate yourselves from my clan, or at the very least, recognize my clan's seniority over them if you continue to use these colors. Thank you in advance. Jorvin, son of Kazrin, son of Gardath, son of Osram, son of Koryk, son of Kazraden son of Skalf, son of Gotrek, son of Urguan, Lord of Gotrek’s Folk, Clan-Father of Elder Clan Starbreaker, Holder of the Book of Grudges, High Reckoner of Urguan, Priest of Dungrimm, Grand King Emeritus, Founding Councillor of the Fourth Grand Kingdom of Urguan, Conqueror of the Voidspawn Photania, Conqueror of the Korvassa, Slayer of the Traitor-Aengul, Gazardiel, Hero of the Brathmordakin

SUMMONS TO COURT ᛋᚢᛗᛗᛟᚾ-ᛏᛟ-ᚲᛟᚢᚱᛏ LET IT BE KNOWN Dor'Nal of the Common Clan Hammerfist (along with his legal team of Irongrinder Irongrinder Irongrinder and Sons.), as well as High Prophet and Clan-Father Alaric of the Common Clan Grimgold have leveled serious accusations towards the other, and as such, both accused/accusers are called to make their case before myself, as holder of the Book of Grudges and current administrator of the Courts. Both shall be given the chance to have their case heard in full and shall be given the chance to defend themselves against the accusations of the other. Bickering will not be tolerated, arguing out-of-turn will not be tolerated, and both parties are to surrender their arms (especially halberds) prior to the trial. Both parties are entitled to witnesses, as long as they are declared no later than two stone hours before the trial, elsewise their testimony will be dismissed. Due to the dual-accusatory nature of this dispute, both parties are also entitled to call for an honor-duel overseen by myself, so long as it is declared no later than a stone day before the trial. CHARGED AS WE ARE BY YEMEKAR Jorvin, son of Kazrin, son of Gardath, son of Osram, son of Koryk, son of Kazraden son of Skalf, son of Gotrek, son of Urguan, Lord of Gotrek’s Folk, Clan-Father of Elder Clan Starbreaker, Holder of the Book of Grudges, High Reckoner of Urguan, Priest of Dungrimm, Grand King Emeritus, Founding Councillor of the Fourth Grand Kingdom of Urguan, Conqueror of the Voidspawn Photania, Conqueror of the Korvassa, Slayer of the Traitor-Aengul, Gazardiel, Hero of the Brathmordakin

Ser Wulfram, an avid hater of Minecraft bureaucracy, smiles wide. "About bloody time."

Wizards of the Coast are gonna send the Pinkertons after us

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To Sir Ephrem Kervallen The Star of Archangel Michael only has four points. Númenatâr Foronathor of House Arthalionath, Lord-Father of Númendil, Templar of the Archangel Michael, and Knight of the Realm.

"MAY THE HOUSE ARTHALIONATH ENDURE FOR TEN THOUSAND YEARS!" Shouts the Númenedain Spearman, Beleg of Hadeth! Tying a bandana bearing the Radiant Star of Númenost around his forehead.

To Sir Godric Don’t be childish Sir Godric, you lived here for five years, you know damn well that the demonym is ‘Númenedain’ not ‘Numendilian’. Pretending you do not know this for the sake of offering a petty insult is immature and asinine. On the subject of my daughter’s husband. Any Númenedan captured in combat aught to have died in battle, do as you will. Númenatâr Foronathor of House Arthalionath, Lord-Father of Númendil, Templar of the Archangel Michael, and Knight of the Realm.

Art by Conor Burke [!] The contents of this post would likely become public knowledge after it had occurred. From the fury of the Svarlings, O Lord deliver us. [MUSIC] Slaughter. That is what had occurred as the Svarling Warband had battered down the doors to the Temple of the Exalted, they met defiant prayer and terrified screams with the cold bite of their axes, and the laughter of ever-thirsting Dark Gods. The men of Saint Jude were defiant, but they were not enough. Not enough to stem the tide of bloodthirsty Northmen, nor to defend the Temple from plunder, those who survived the encounter maimed lived to see gilded relics taken, and whimpering parishioners dragged off as thralls of the hateful men of Svarland, those cruel parodies of good Jorenic folk. Upon the dais no longer stood the Lorraine of GOD, but in cruel parody hung a corpse, flayed, headless, and with the Eye of Iblees carved upon its chest. The Temple had been reconsecrated then, to cruel, malevolent gods, and all of Aaun would bare witness. Those who defended it had died martyrs- But martyrs of a lost cause all the same. Jormunharr Ingmornesson had taken his plunder, and more would soon come. And if GOD saved them he had saved the Men of St. Jude, then he would soon be a very wealthy undead viking. [!] Nailed to the door of the Temple, a note. To the Krossmenn King and his Priests. You have raised your city on my land, and your temples upon the ancient graves of my warriors. To this, I have taken offense, that the warriors of Svarland would see their deaths made a mockery of by the raising of temples in dedication to whimpering Southlander gods. Your Aaunland is one among many built upon my Kingdom, and therefore, all within is mine by right. I will do you the same courtesy I have done the Ruriklings. You have two winters to vacate my lands or present me with suitable tribute in the form of coin and lifeforce. If you do not, I will take it anyway. Know me, I am Jormunharr, son of Ingmorne, Champion of the Dark Gods, Konungr of Ævajaringaland, Jarl of the Norrsfarling tribe. Warchief of Svarls. And I will have my due.

Please Squak have mercy its been four years we've suffered enough

[MUSIC] TO PLUNDER THE HOUSE OF GOD Row. Row.. Row… It had been a day since the men of Saint Jude had driven him to flee- And the wound to his pride still stung, it would have pained him even, if he still felt pain. Jormunharr Ingmornesson hauled himself up upon his longship- Mail clinking as he did so, and marched his way up the deck, seething in anger the entire way until he stood before one of his Huskarls, the Chiefkiller- Upon whose belt still hung the mummified head of Cunimund, tied by loose, stringy dead hair. He offered his Undead Jarl a nod of acknowledgement, and Jormunharr responded in kind. Silent they stood for a few seconds, as the black eyes of Ingmornesson studied their surroundings- The vast cliffs of the Northflow, leading into the heartlands of humanity. His voice was a rasp, yet all attention of those on deck snapped towards him, Jormunharr, then spoke. “The Southlanders have raised a temple outside the walls of Hvitgardr- I’ve never seen a gaudier place. They spoil their Kross-God. I think ours might be more appreciative!” “Row, or may the Dark Gods curse you all! Row for Aaun! Row for plunder!” Tomorrow, Wednesday 20th, 6pm EST, Aaunic Cathedral, Arranged raid 5v5 between the Svarlings and the Order of Saint Jude, Observers/Non-Combatants welcome to attend.

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The Wronged: The Grand Kingdom of Urguan The Assailant: The League of Veletz, the Iron Horde, the Principality of Stassion, House van Aert, House Stassion, Grimruk'Lur, Richard I of Stassion, Gaspard van Aert The Wrong: The Deaths and woundings of fourteen hundred Dwarves during the Battle of Westmark. Date of Wrongdoing: 159 SA. Terms of Settlement: Twenty-eight hundred mannish skulls belonging to the assailants, their next of kin, should they die before the grudge can be stricken. Alternatively, the capitulation of the League and its allies.

[!] Several later letters are amended to include the following hastily tacked on. PS. If you go through with it, you can eat one of the councillors, half of them don't do their job anyway. PPS. If it increases my chances at all, I briefly had a thing with a Frost Witch in Serrimor.