Hobolympic 1093 Share Posted April 6, 2015 Decree of Banishment (Published & enacted at the will of the Grand King) On the 10th of the Amber Cold 1501, it is so ordered that the dwed known as Zahrer Irongrinder is formally banished from the Grand Kingdom of Urguan, for the following breaches on the Code of Laws of Urguan: 1. Theft - Zahrer Irongrinder has been found guilty in stealing the Armour of Urguan from the dwarven treasury, and upon his disclosure, refuses to return said property to its rightful owners. 2. Disrespect of a relic - Zahrer Irongrinder has been found guilty in disrespecting a kingdom relic through unlawful possession and keeping of the Armour of Urguan after his removal from Grand King. The Banishment is set to go into effect immediately. Should the subject wish to appeal his punishment, the following terms must be met: 1. The Armour of Urguan returned to the state intact. 2. A formal apology issued to the people of Urguan & the Grand King. IT IS SO ORDERED 12 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireheart 2777 Share Posted April 6, 2015 Franz nods 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lefty 1696 Share Posted April 6, 2015 Bastion cheers aloud within the city of Kal'Karaad "Aye, a great decision 'as been made by teh Gran' King, now weh must guh abou' returnin' t'ese relics to tehre roightful ownahs." 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lawnmowerman 3040 Share Posted April 6, 2015 "Didn't he also marry some elf harlot?" shouts an old man, a large grin plastered on his lips! 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lefty 1696 Share Posted April 6, 2015 Bastion replies to the old man "Aye 'e did, n' 'e even tried teh make teh ***** 'is queen! W'ot a feckin' ****...." 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lawnmowerman 3040 Share Posted April 6, 2015 "Utterly disgusting!" Shouts the old man back at Bastion, standing outside the beginning of the path leading to Urguan, before he'd exclaim. "This Zahrer fella' should be called Zahrer the Rat from now 'un if he doesn't apologize!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhewen 361 Share Posted April 6, 2015 Rhewen nods "Per'aps t'is will knock sum sense intae 'im!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarmaDelta 969 Share Posted April 6, 2015 "Es funneh tuh, cause Zahrer won boi ah coin toss 'nd still t'inks 'e can duh all ove t'is. Wot ah fawken joke." Says Eachan. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fimlin 1997 Share Posted April 7, 2015 Fimlin laughs "dat'll teach 'im." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpt_Noobman 1954 Share Posted April 7, 2015 Fili shakes his head "I's sad 'ow deh high fall suh low when removed from power" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
L0rdLawyer 2272 Share Posted April 8, 2015 Dunrid nods and mutters to himself, "Once 'e was a good leada', now 'e be a bloodeh 'uman servant. 'e can go **** 'imself." Dunrid nods to Fimlin, Fili, and Balek before walking off. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThumperJack 927 Share Posted April 8, 2015 Demagol responds to everyone criticizing the rogue dwarf for marrying an elf "Ah'm elven ye idiots. T'ink 'bout wot yer sayin' befer ye bloodeh say it fer Dormmar's sake." Then saying toward what Zahrer did "Also, t'ats jus' rude Zahrer. Jus' rude." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sky 0 Share Posted April 8, 2015 "Some forget that the doomforged are the offspring of both elf and dwarf, but only when it matters aye." Mutters Kaevon over his first pint of the day. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heff 2460 Share Posted April 8, 2015 "Some forget that the doomforged are the offspring of both elf and dwarf, but only when it matters aye." Mutters Kaevon over his first pint of the day. (( )) 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarmaDelta 969 Share Posted April 8, 2015 "Some forget that the doomforged are the offspring of both elf and dwarf, but only when it matters aye." Mutters Kaevon over his first pint of the day. "Wot does t'ah 'ave tuh duh wiff t'is?" asks Eachan Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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