oblivionsbane 714 Share Posted May 15, 2015 A PvP'ers dream of a race. Having both the damage buff of an orc and the health buff of a dwarf. It would be 6' tall with extremely broad shoulders and an incredibly muscular physique making it look more like a giant ape. It would have a large nose along with green skin, tusks, and of course a glorious beard and temper from hell. When it wasn't off killing literally everything, it would be drinking simply ridiculous amounts that would make a tavern full of dwarves blush because of it's sheer amount of alcohol needing to get it's massive body intoxicated It would have both the curses for greed and bloodlust, meaning killing someone for everything they have makes 100% sense 100% of the time. The possibilities are endless! Make implementation. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mmat 7460 Share Posted May 15, 2015 Please don't use the copyrighted Dworc© label without a purchased license please, or you will be reprimanded accordingly. - Dworc LTD© Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zarsies 6795 Share Posted May 15, 2015 Good luck finding a FEMALE Orc (who would then be whitewash if they did the diddley with with a dwarf), or a FEMALE Dwarf... Do you see the issue? 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lima 774 Share Posted May 15, 2015 Good luck finding a FEMALE Orc (who would then be whitewash if they did the diddley with with a dwarf), or a FEMALE Dwarf... Do you see the issue? Who said a orc male a dwarf male couldn't produce this. The future is now. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zarsies 6795 Share Posted May 15, 2015 I'm making the joke that there are very few female orcs, even less so (if there any at all) that are female. As for dwarf women, I know of none. Pick your poison. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
zaezae 1098 Share Posted May 15, 2015 You forgot to mention their bow and arrow ability that rivals the barkies. They should have that buff to. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lark 2227 Share Posted May 15, 2015 I'm making the joke that there are very few female orcs, even less so (if there any at all) that are female. As for dwarf women, I know of none. Pick your poison. Actually there are female dwarfs now. Sion rises. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mephistophelian 977 Share Posted May 15, 2015 Dwarves are cursed to be small and greedy. As such, the dworc should be as short as a dwarf but more muscular, no? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricky 321 Share Posted May 15, 2015 Nandos? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
L0rdLawyer 2272 Share Posted May 15, 2015 A Dworc would be very short, fat, strong, has anger issues, and have tusks. You get the worst of both worlds. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zarsies 6795 Share Posted May 15, 2015 I'm making the joke that there are very few female orcs, even less so (if there any at all) that are female. As for dwarf women, I know of none. Pick your poison. I'm so tired. I meant, "very few female orcs, even less so (if there are any at all) that are whitewash." Sorry. x___x 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalehart 1096 Share Posted May 15, 2015 Kharajelf, anyone? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Publius 4098 Share Posted May 15, 2015 Because of this immense number of bonus', there has to be a debuff... My solution? Considering they're already ugly, every other race refers to them as Dorc's, making them super insecure. This way, while they beat us up physically, they suffer emotionally. Perfect balance, I reckon! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WuHanXianShi14 0 Share Posted May 15, 2015 Why Dworc and not Orwarf? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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