Joint Act of Abjuration, 1535

[Esterlen 4499]

 

 

 

ACT OF ABJURATION, 1535

 

WE, the Imperial Crown of Oren and the Pontificate of GOD, do solemnly declare all and every subject of the entity known as the ‘Grand Kingdom of Urguan’ to be free of their oaths to that malignant polity. We do hence, with Our power invested in Us by GOD, abjure every citizen, freeholder, slave or other indentured vassal, regardless of their race and unequivocally, to the full extent, from their oaths and bindings to the illegitimate government of Urguan, declaring them free of any obligation or service to their former masters.

 

WE, the Imperial Crown of Oren and the Pontificate of GOD, do declare that with this newfound freedom of all its subjects, the government of Urguan is illegitimate, tyrannical, despotic, damnable and disreputable. We do declare the reign of that abominable hierophant and wheelwright, Rhewen Frostbeard, to be null, void, invalid, iniquitous, unjust, damnable, reprobate, inane, and his reign to be empty of both meaning and effect for all of time.

 

WE, the Imperial Crown of Oren and the Pontificate of GOD, do declare it the personal mission of GOD to liberate those people under the yoke of this illegitimate realm, starting with the complete and total overthrow of the current Urguanite government.

 

WE, the Imperial Crown of Oren and the Pontificate of GOD, do hereby invite the vassals and freeholders of the Grand Kingdom of Urguan to, with the aforementioned abjuration of your oaths to that state, pledge your fealty to His Imperial Majesty and through him GOD and be spared from the wrath and terrors of the great war. All peoples will be accepted, embraced by the light as brothers.

WE, the Imperial Crown of Oren and the Pontificate of GOD, do promise categorical safe conduct to all those who would swear beneath Our Most Holy Authority and transfer their persons to Our service. We do hence encourage them to do so, for the safety of their own persons, for while those who take heed of this venerable act issued by the just and undeniable authority of the personages of JOHANNES PRIMVS and EVERARDVS SECVNDVS shall be promised honorable treatment, retaining their lands, titles and wealth at a far diminished taxation rate, those who deny it shall be yielded no quarter.

 

DEUS MAGNUS,

SIGNED 15TH  OF THE DEEP COLD, 1535

 

His Imperial Majesty JOHN I FREDERICK of the House of Horen, by the Grace of GOD, Holy Orenian Emperor and rightful Emperor of Aeldin, forever August, Apostolic King in Oren, of Savoy, Westphalia, Kaedrin, Haense, Renatus and Salvus, Defender of the Faith, Grand Duke of Kaedrin, Duke of the Crownlands, Carimea, Erochland, Kingston and Leone, Margrave of Greater Kreden, Count of Felsen, Louvain, Beauclair, Wett and Metz, Sovereign of Humanity and Protector of the Elves, etcetera.

 

His Holiness EVERARD II, High Pontiff of the Church of the Canon, Archbishop of Visigia, Prince-Bishop of Luciensport, Huss, and Dibley, Successor of the High Priesthood of the Church, Supreme Pontiff of the Church of True Faith, Keeper of the Canon, High Servant to the Exalted's Testaments, Caretaker to the Islanders of Cordobe, Humble Servant of the Faithful and Vicar of God.

 

 

 

[Heff 2460]

Canonist and proud!

shouts Fernando.

[Church of the Canon 230]

Everard sighs, his figure slumped and tired after a long afternoon of debate and discussion with his Imperial Majesty. Taking up a goblet of poor wine he awaits the reaction to their united declaration.  

[Skippy 2466]

"Hello t'ere, neighbor. Noice day we're havin'." says Thorgran Ireheart to his fellow dwarven neighbor. He smiles the sun's smile.

[Esterlen 4499]

Thorrak Ireheart sharpens his axe, screaming jovially, "'Uman ******* gonna' fawkin' die tudday! Ye want me allegiance? I dare ye to come fawkin' get it, ya pricks!"

 

 

"You were more likable when you were dead," offers the unscrupulous Urguanite mercenary Hermann von Locklear with a rather throaty chuckle. 

[Jachnun 566]

Noel polishes his shoe.

[6xdestroyer 1610]

Jan Kovacs dips his head at a copy of the act laying on a  desk before him, the loud clamor of hammers on blades piercing the usual silence as he thinks back to something he earlier read. "Indeed, the only good dwarf is a dead one."

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Edited December 2, 2015 by 6xdestroyer

[Rhewen 361]

We do declare the reign of that abominable hierophant and wheelwright, Rhewen Frostbeard, to be null, void, invalid, iniquitous, unjust, damnable, reprobate, inane, and his reign to be empty of both meaning and effect for all of time. 

Rhewen gets a good hearty chuckle reading this "Loveleh toitles" 

[Viscen 356]

"Is that a sword? Luxury!

Is that a horse? Sloth!

Is that a helmet? Vanity!"

Captain John duPont stomps about a muddy warcamp, encouraging the men with pious thoughts as they prepare to liberate the goodly dwarven kin from the hands of their pederastic clergy.

[Malaise 1570]

Mererid, chamberlain of John I Horen, sits attentive beside his master's desk, brushing aside cumbersome ledgers to make way for a platter of masterfully prepared food. Catching sight of the declaration, he wrings his gloved hands.

 

[ThumperJack 927]

Demagol Doomforged raises his brow, and strokes his short beard "T'is 'as tuh be...t'e mos' stupid declaration ah've seen frum Oren in all mah years..." He looks over to his son, whom the aging Doomforged forgot was there after seeing the paper, and he chuckles "Sorreh meh boy...jus' lookin' at t'e funneh papehs..."

Edited December 2, 2015 by Odyssion (Jack)

[sneakybandit 1650]

*Darek Hammerfist laughs when he hears of the news* "fokin try yeh 'umans" *he then grabs his sword "oy cant wait tuh cut yeh priteh liteh 'ead off from yeh bodeh" he exclaims

[Celticwolf1990 118]

"... When 'as anehone livin' in Urguan gave ah damn wot ta' Orenians t'ink 'bout our Kingdom? 'Dis jus' seems like ah bunch of posturin fer 'der own people if ye ask meh. Its ah shame though, it realleh is. Been ah fookin pain in mah arse ta' keep mah businesses goin wit 'dis eternal bloodeh conflict. All 'dis is gonna duh is stoke ta' flames ah bit more."

Vondan let out a long sigh. "Ah'm glad ah got out ov politics, tuh much fookin 'eadaches. At ta' verah least they dun seem ta' 'ave ah problem with ta' average dwedmar demselves anehmore at least publicly..." he shook his head. "Fookin politics."

[Burkester 1247]

"God wills it!" says Josef.

[GloriaPreussens 798]

"No thanks, Johnny!"

"good luck with that" says a dunamian raider

"i HEREBY swear that WE will NOT take care of DUNAMIS when they ARE RAIDING our precious CAPITAL."

"i HEREBY swear that WE will NOT take care of DUNAMIS when they ARE RAIDING our precious CAPITAL."

"WE declare that the STATE will write meaningless DECLARATIONS while allowing DUNAMIS to kill OUR soldiers and raid OUR GOD given CAPITAL."

Aulfr smirks "Wow... That was good how they came to the walls and shot arrows for a while then left, a very effective raiding force..."