the most foul cruel bad tempered rodent youve ever set eyes on A terrible monster discovered in Caerbannog Cave

[Blundermore 2741]

*Posters are put up around Felsen, written in hastily scrawled font it would read:*

 

I write this missive as a terrible warning to those whom may adventure to the lands beyond the Dwarven Hold for in my travels

 

I've found a terrible beast that I narrowly escaped with my life,

 

It slew five of the best swordsmen in the realm alone.

 

It is an evil being unlike any other, do not be fooled by it's trickery, the beast is cunning, it can sense your fear,

 

even the the Drakaar would bend a knee out of fear to this new Devilry that has been unleashed upon the world,

 

it resides within the cave of Caerbannog, it's eyes redder than the blood of slain orphans and fur as white as snow.

 

It is a ravenous monster that steals livestock and cattle within the lands of the Dwarves and no matter what happens

 

you must not go searching for it. I only managed to catch a brief glimpse of the beast

 

before it attempted to slay me and my party with evil I have not seen since the days of Iblees.

 

Behold, the terror of the Caerbannog Cave!

 

 

 

Aeriel Preserve us in these dark times.

 

*Below would be some strange enchanted device replaying events of the incident in graphic detail...*

 

 

[FlemishSupremacy 6115]

Thain would look towards the holy alchemists fire of Sutica, praying it would be enough.

[Andustar 4143]

William Worix would shudder as he hears the news, he turn around to look at his son Nikolai, unsure of their safety.....

[KeatonUnbeaten 1103]

Gared would fall down, dead, of a heart palpitation, at seeing the great beast.

[Crowbill 493]

"Prepareh deh oleh Wyrvun alchemist foires! And someone give dem boys a manual! Jus' make sure deh knuw 'ow tuh count..." Hellio yells as he hears stories of this beast.

[Man of Respect 5471]

Eath'Lur prepares his dual katana collection sets before going to try to 1v1 the bunny and get meta-squad rallied at.

 

((This is a good meme, it deserves more +1'nes.))

[winterblood 11181]

Nemir locks her door, boards up her windows, and barricades the entrance to her study with everything in her tower!

"This should hold it off for a few days.." she muttered to herself while blowing out all of the candles in the room.

[drfate786 1690]

Alifer Amice wonders why everyone is so scared of him.

[Lotoke 25]

"What of we blew up the entrance, trapping the beast in the cave." Enedor wonders.

[𝕾𝖙𝖆𝖗𝖌𝖚𝖘𝖍 2451]

Vorgo'Yar's interest of such a monstrous beast would take clutch of his mind, perhaps it was time that Votar be worshipped to an extreme again.

"Kall uhn mi wehn lahtz neebdz, Blundahmuur, mi wihl heylp flahtz da beezt!" 

 

Spoiler

"Call on me when you need, Blundermore, I will help slay the beast!"

 

[Trenchist 864]

"Ahhh!" An elf shouts out, terrified.

[Ethan the epic 115]

*John mutters in disbelief. "Maybe you had a pint or two with your mates and ploughed a few rabbits, I want to see it to believe it."

[Jentos 9425]

Jentos starts to push his new and improved Dwarven siege cannon towards the cave "T'lord protect us! Taste z'is holeh shet yeh demon!" Yells he in his grand accent.

[Gladuos 869]

Daniel stares over the enchanted parchment for several moments before uttering.

 

"Vailor is doomed."

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