Help me

[DahStalker 3692]

.It's been days since LOTC has been down, and I cannot handle it. 

 

Day1.) my god has failed me. And lotc is gone, I cannot cope but I will survive - I will. I try to get cookie dough and cook it to consume said cookie for nutritional s***, and it appears such is impossible in a microwave with aluminum foil. Devastated with a lack of good meal I ring up the irl monkey men to order their said egg roll - because I like eggs. Oh how wrong I was - how wrong. There was sliced vegetable in it and they gave me duck juices due to squeezing them to death in a blender. (The monsters called it **** sauce.) I got go for some arroz con gandules but the head chieftian has gone to the markets to trade curreny with merchants. I am sad so I join ts to get in an arguement with @NJBB and @Rudi_. That's not how it works

 

Day2.) I'm dying my insides are rotting and I can't do it - no more can I go on. I'm hostile in the clan of education and try to mate with male. I walk up to man and cling to leg while making grunting noises to seduce him. - he seems to leave but an elder seems to follow through - I run screaming @LadyRebecca  to see if her purity may sucifice in rescuing. A friend remains overnight at my house and we slap fruit juices onto paper.

 

Day3.) help me she is gone and I spin in my chair to feel lively again - I try to annoy @cablam for my own solace. He has grown an immunity the clever canadian. I fall asleep listening to dreadlanders screech on a video of an LOTC warclaim. A tear is shed.

 

 

Day4.) I'm in the same attire from day 1, my scent has gone from nice to @Fury_Fire (Furry*) I've ate cold fish - god rescue me.

[Gladuos 869]

Escape while you still can, it's not too late!

[DahStalker 3692]

2 minutes ago, Gladuos said:

Escape while you still can, it's not too late!

Me survival depend on pixel sword and pixel men

[Disheartened 809]

I shall mail you a box of cookies. Stay safe. <3

[Starfelt 1437]

Hold in there. You're going to make it through this, we're all going to make it through this. J-just stay strong you hear me?! 

[DahStalker 3692]

2 minutes ago, Disheartened said:

I shall mail you a box of cookies. Stay safe. <3

Bless your soul

1 minute ago, TheDarkIsEternal said:

Hold in there. You're going to make it through this, we're all going to make it through this. J-just stay strong you hear me?! 

The light is dimmin', brother

[Starfelt 1437]

No! Its not you're going to be okay! Don't go into the light! DO YOU HEAR ME! DO NOT GO GENTLE INTO THAT GOOD NIGHT!

 

[Rudi 1747]

Okay, let me tell you how to remove your pee pee

[Harri 4815]

pee pee poo poo

[DahStalker 3692]

12 minutes ago, Rudi_ said:

Okay, let me tell you how to remove your pee pee

 

4 minutes ago, Harrison said:

pee pee poo poo

T H A T I S N O T H O W I T W O R K S

[Archipelego 2188]

this is a nice lore post

[Sherlocks_ homes 31]

*twitch* hang in there *twitch*

[kingnothing 571]

1 hour ago, DahStalker said:

pixel men

the menfolk have reduced you to nothing but a SLAVE who pines for their attention

your death is imminent

[fighting evil by moonlight 455]

stay strong, my good pal

i believe in you

[DahStalker 3692]

18 minutes ago, irredeemable creature said:

the menfolk have reduced you to nothing but a SLAVE who pines for their attention

your death is imminent

at least I'm not the one who gives it

10 minutes ago, fighting evil by moonlight said:

stay strong, my good pal

i believe in you

Thank you senpai 

32 minutes ago, Sherlocks_ homes said:

*twitch* hang in there *twitch*

 Brother we will die together

57 minutes ago, Archipelego said:

this is a nice lore post

I worked hard on it

1 hour ago, Esry said:

Left Click to let her keep playing LotC or Right Click to let her live a good life

What happens if you middle click