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*A very sloppy and poorly put together notice rests before you*

 

I, Qoltaine Wick, absolute undisputed unchallenged god king of Vandoria, Hermit of the Waste, Lord of the Wick Wood, Grand Overmaster of Liefgaard and of course it goes without saying but ill say it anyways, King of the WESTERLANDS.

Renounce  all the many true and totally existent oaths and promises the House Wick held with the lesser pretender Oren King of Renatus. 

They spat on our good names for FAR too long, kidnapping our women, using vile dark servants

to make all our cows go dry thus lessening the supply of cows milk to all the wide realm.

Salting our fields of beets so that they may go barren, murdering good Wick children and using the corpses as hog feed, truly no place or people in the world 

are as evil as Renatus. 

We the Wicks wash our hands of them and declare the truly just  and righteous, dare i say ordained by GOD above,

Kindgom of Wick uh, Land.

 

Dont forget the Wicks

 

Signed by his Grand Excellent Majesty

Unchallenged warrior Qoltaine Wick

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I, Johann Wick der Zweite, the Grand Wick, of the Line of Wick, of the Lineage of Wick, true heirs to the Embermoore, rightful owners of Vandoria, true rulers of the Westerlands, Lords of Wick Wood, Keepers of the Waste, people capable of eating our weight in hot dogs, agrees with his colleague Qoltaine Wick, unchallenged and undisputed God King of Vandoria, Hermit of the Waste, Lord of the Wick Wood, Grand Overmaster of Liefgaard, King of the Westerlands, and approves his message.

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I, Ranholf Wick, of the Line of Wick, of the Lineage of Wick, true heirs to the Embermoore, rightful owners of Vandoria, The Dreadful Keeper of the Closet, Grandest Lord Marshal of the Westerlands, Breaker at the Gates, The Mighty Leg Shatterer, Elector Wick of Closed Doors,  agrees with his colleague Qoltaine Wick, unchallenged and undisputed God King of Vandoria, Hermit of the Waste, Lord of the Wick Wood, Grand Overmaster of Liefgaard, King of the Westerlands, approves his message, and also would like to take this time to say the current House Kovachev under Renatus is mega dumb.

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I, Johann Wick der Zweite, agree with Ranholf's Judgement of calling the current Kovachevs under Renatus as mega dumb.

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"This is war, all of my children need a time out." Shady_Tales types on his worn keyboard sweatedly, his pimple grease making the keys stick with each 'click click' he makes. 

 

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I, Qoltaine Wick agree with both the esteemed figures Johann and Ranholf on their Judgement of calling the current Kovachevs under Renatus mega dumb.

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I, Yorm, devourer of all sweets, guarding of lollipops, drum boy of the East,  bane of all oompa loompas and lady of the chocolate sea, agree with his highness of the divine house of WIck and will let the world know that I completely agree at how dumb this is.

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I, Ludwig Van Wick of the Wickedwood, from the Wick, of Vandoria Wick, son of Johann Wick, rightful heir to the Northern Wick Wood, hereby agrees with Qoltaine Wick of the Wickwood, he who defends the Wick, the true King of Wick Vandoria, defender of the Wick faith, and the liberator of cobblestone forts. Also Ranholf is really stupid and I have no affiliation with the now late Coltaine Wick.

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I, Siegmund d'Corbenic of the households of Corbenic, the undying soldier, protector of trash keep, not haensemen, son of Godani, rightful heir to Renatus, High Prince of Burnt Forest, King of BFest, was harassed by House Kovachev for calling their alliance a scapegoat.

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3 hours ago, EmbryoGod said:

true heirs to the Embermoore

 

Image result for what am i reading

 

Gravelord Adremeich narrows his skeletal eyes as he feels a disturbance.

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Radoslav, having studied the Art and Laws of Heraldry, frowns at House Wick's coat of arms. "This is garbage."

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