Reckless Banzai Screamer 11594 Share Posted October 28, 2018 *AN ANONYMOUS FLIER IS PINNED ON A NEARBY NOTICEBOARD, CATCHING YOUR EYE.* “To those who can handle their liquor: My wife has asked me to stop drinking after another one of my “episodes”. She has been gone for awhile now and I suspect she will not return until I have gotten rid of all the alcohol in the household. ((A depiction of the seller’s private alcohol collection.)) I am selling my collection of alcohol collected over years of hard drinking. I have spirits, wines and ales from across the Imperium, the Dwedish Diaspora, Knoxsville and the Homeland. There are only a couple non-alcoholic ciders I’ve kept for cocktail mixing purposes. Please buy my collection so I can bribe my wife to come back to me.” *Space is left below the flier’s message to write offers.* 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vindicant 641 Share Posted October 28, 2018 “Two hundred mina.” pipes up local alcoholic demon. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotEvilAtAll 9945 Share Posted October 28, 2018 “Three pumpkins ‘n ah massive pile o’ cake” Chimes in Daisy Applefoot, the Deputy of Dunshire Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GDPR 014 23 Share Posted October 28, 2018 “Thousand.” Pipes Klaus, “And a free checkup.” 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nonival 146 Share Posted October 28, 2018 “One thousand and two hundred minas!!” 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auriel_ 651 Share Posted October 28, 2018 “Five thousand mina.” He raises his voice, a hood drooped over his head. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reckless Banzai Screamer 11594 Author Share Posted October 28, 2018 “Trade Completed.” 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Treshure 5581 Share Posted October 28, 2018 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
amyselia 2182 Share Posted November 22, 2018 His wife returns, smiling proudly! 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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