Terrorist Attack on Brandybrook!

[NotEvilAtAll 10906]

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[!] A blood-drenched news article could be found floating through the wind.

BIGGUN TERRORISM DESTROYS BRANDYBROOK INFRASTRUCTURE!

~The bridge across the Dinkle River, lovingly created by Cherry, has been destroyed in a vicious attack!~

BREAKING NEWS! Just this morning, on 3/17/23, us wee folks of Brandybrook woke up to the sounds of an inferno. Once the blaze died down and the smoke obscuring our view cleared, it became obvious that something was missing.... OUR BRIDGE! Local authorities have blamed the Ithelanen clan, led by Evar’tir Ithelanen, for the attacks, and warn Brandybrook citizens to avoid the other side of the river until the problem has been dealt with.

[!] The message from Rollo Applefoot, Thain of Brandybrook, would be reprinted below...

 

"TO THE WEEFOLK OF BRANDYBROOK, BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR EVAR'TIR ITHELANEN AND OTHERS OF THE ITHELANEN CLAN.

THEY HAVE CAUSED THIS DESTRUCTION OF OUR VILLAGE, AND ARE TO BE SHUNNED AND STAYED AWAY FROM.

THEY APPERENTLY HAVE A CAMP NEARBY OUR BEACH ON THE OTHER SIDE OF DINKLE RIVER, AN' THEY BE SOME TYPE OF CRAZY BATSHIT DEMON WANNABE SUMMONERS.

STAY AWAY FROM THEM, THE THAINS AND SHERIFF WILL SOON HANDLE THIS ALL.

KNOX BLESS WEEFOLK AYE AYE AYE."

~Could these ordinary woods be swarming with Terrorists?~

It is believed that the Ithelanen clan has a camp on the other side of the river, presumably used as a base for their nefarious activities. It is recommended that every Brandybrook citizen stay alert in case of future attacks, for until the Sheriff and Thains deal with this camp there will likely be more attacks on our village. If any halflings, bigguns, or other creatures have information concerning the Ithelanen clan or their attacks on Brandybrook, please notify us immediately!

 

3/17, NEVER FORGET!

[!] The news article ends with the official seal of Brandybrook.

[Aesopian 1639]

“What kinda roostershit, buttfondler potatosucker, lemon water, who doesn’t know how to walk, salami face, asparagus piss smelling hand-having, piece of worthless trash garbage person, made of used talcum powder taken from the bottom of an incontinent baby, would ever attack the halflings?” says Ti’gobser.

[Vindicant 642]

“Dishonorable.” remarks red man.

[FloralHedgehog 493]

Harold caught wind of the situation, the wee man quickly returning back to brandybrook where he would read up on the memo posted by Rollo.

"Evar what tae ****."

[Old-Rattlesnake 1534]

Flicks tongue angrily.

[GDPR 014 48]

Elias gasps, "I know that darkie! How could he do such a thing!?"

[SomeKeyboardGuy 312]

Jake Grunwalder reads this and sighs ”I might aswell take a visit.”

[Areln 199]

Pansy gasps in horror on hearing of arson in the village, her mother having read the missive over second breakfast. The halfling girl hurries to her feet, setting off to Brandybrook. “’ow could t’ey? Oi dun’ ge’ it a’ all..” She mumbled during the travel.

[Chase 3793]

The accused terrorist raised a brow as he reads the missive. He snorts. ”These are some bold accusations.”

 

[Unwillingly 18096]

“Why wasn’t I invited?” asks crybean.

[someome 2053]

Hareven reads the missive 

[Ragnio 510]

The Farfolk would release a loud sigh “Who is heartless enough to attack the Halflings....”. He would quickly send a crate of building materials towards the Halflings to help them repair their bridge.

[aiden0023 1384]

“Bummer, just rebuild it.” Zaor Toroth sadly laughs at his own joke.

[1_Language_1 1671]

If she were alive, Kotturik’Braduk would have crushed the skull of the man who was dishonorable enough to attack the weefolk.

[Lirro 80]

Ugly bridge

Im glad