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Zabgub’Gorkil stands on a platform in the main square of the Uzg, he pipes up shouting with the anger of an Orc who is clearly getting too old for this ****. “Enuf iz enuf... Mi aghm tiyurd ob duh Ragukz lak ob taktikul prowezz when dey lead. Evereh tik agh Raguk leadur komez iyn the zame skah happunz. Det ged iyntu warz dey were nub prepared fur, dey nub mayke zure dere alliez ur hunurabul. Dey lead uz iyn tu zlaughtur und mayke uz luuk weak.” The Orc clears his throat as he shouts louder. LEYDLUK’RAGUK Az azh ob duh uldezt, und mozt dekkorated urukz aliyve, mi challenge lat tu hunur klomp tu duh flat. Iyf krug wantz duh urukz tu kontinue ohn diz zelf deztruktive pazt, ztrike mi flat iyn duh arena! Iyf he wizhez we akt iyn agh taktikal whey tu gain permaneyn uruk dominance flat lat iyn duh pit... Turn mi down, ahn ancient uruk, latz nayme wiyll gu duwn az duh koward leadur.” 

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Korgahk’Gorkil shakes his head “Wub da skah Zagub...Buht mi support lat wise dezision brudda, may da zpirits bless lat brudda” 

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Aki'Raguk gladly awaits for the honor klomp!

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7 minutes ago, LPT said:

Zabgub’Gorkil stands on a platform in the main square of the Uzg, he pipes up shouting with the anger of an Orc who is clearly getting too old for this ****. “Enuf iz enuf... Mi aghm tiyurd ob duh Ragukz lak ob taktikul prowezz when dey lead. Evereh tik agh Raguk leadur komez iyn the zame skah happunz. Det ged iyntu warz dey were nub prepared fur, dey nub mayke zure dere alliez ur hunurabul. Dey lead uz iyn tu zlaughtur und mayke uz luuk weak.” The Orc clears his throat as he shouts louder. LEYDLUK’RAGUK Az azh ob duh uldezt, und mozt dekkorated urukz aliyve, mi challenge lat tu hunur klomp tu duh flat. Iyf krug wantz duh urukz tu kontinue ohn diz zelf deztruktive pazt, ztrike mi flat iyn duh arena! Iyf he wizhez we akt iyn agh taktikal whey tu gain permaneyn uruk dominance flat lat iyn duh pit... Turn mi down, ahn ancient uruk, latz nayme wiyll gu duwn az duh koward leadur.” 

“Mi nub peepz lats in long tik, now lat expects da orks to follow lats, Bah!” Says Garrdum

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1 minute ago, WilliamTanner said:

“Mi nub peepz lats in long tik, now lat expects da orks to follow lats, Bah!” Says Garrdum

“He’z been heyr for long tik.” Nazark would assure Garrdum

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"Hrmr, diz will be fun tu peep. Let diz azh have hiz flatwizh. Da zpiritz will dezide." The young bullish figure remarks before lumbering out onto the roads.

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“Just so- dere will be a Klomp. But let this be known – it is better to flat klomping.” Said Leydluk toking on a San’Kuban cigar as pungent as the day Zagbub has packed it.

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A man on horseback arrived in the Uzg, caracoling his horse as it slowed before the gate, and unceremoniously threw a carved piece of driftwood into the bars,

 

“To the brave rebel Gorkil,


Know that the God of Horen has seen your act of defiance and he extends His hand to you. Remand yourself to Him, profess His word, and free your faithful human captives, and He will grant you victory over any opponent, no matter the odds.

 

Yours, 

Ferran”

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57 minutes ago, rotund_man said:

A man on horseback arrived in the Uzg, caracoling his horse as it slowed before the gate, and unceremoniously threw a carved piece of driftwood into the bars,

 

“To the brave rebel Gorkil,


Know that the God of Horen has seen your act of defiance and he extends His hand to you. Remand yourself to Him, profess His word, and free your faithful human captives, and He will grant you victory over any opponent, no matter the odds.

 

Yours, 

Ferran”

“A challenjuh iz NUB AH REBEL lat zkahin’ ‘oomie.” Shouted a Raguk. “Agh tuw da Gorkil, lat’z am zkahin’ ztupid. Da Gorkilz am week!”

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7 minutes ago, Slothtastic said:

“A challenjuh iz NUB AH REBEL lat zkahin’ ‘oomie.” Shouted a Raguk. “Agh tuw da Gorkil, lat’z am zkahin’ ztupid. Da Gorkilz am week!”

 

Madak’Braduk spits at the painting of a Raguk.

 

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4 hours ago, Language said:

 

Madak’Braduk spits at the painting of a Raguk.

 

Kurag proceeds to beat Madak.

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Sulraell didn’t understand a single word that was said

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