Sander 3312 Popular Post Share Posted December 14, 2021 From the Office of the Aulic EnvoyAN OPEN LETTER TO THE MELPHESTAUS CHANCELLERY AND IMPERIAL GOVERNMENT To His Imperial Excellency The Archchancellor, Minuvas Melphestaus.The decree you dubbed ‘Justice’, was received in Haense as I am sure you intended, but it was not well-received. Rather, it was read with a grave sigh of annoyance at the posturing you portray yourself and your government with. For in your accusations against the Kingdom of Hanseti-Ruska and her citizens, we deem you to have committed a gross diplomatic faux pas. “The Orenian Government hereby banishes from our lands the Haeseni Ambassador to Oren, Lady Margot Sofiya and revokes from her the position of ambassador to Oren” is the line of your decree that is especially of concern to the Office of the Aulic Envoy and indeed the Haeseni Government as a whole. I have looked far and wide for the place from which Oren, a foreign government, gains the right to decide who serves as Haense’s ambassadors. I’d say the Lord Godan may know, yet that might not be true, as your government seems to not regularly be in contact with Him these days. Let there be no confusion: the Lady Margot of House Baruch is the Ambassador to the Orenian Empire for the Kingdom of Hanseti-Ruska and will remain so. Her position was granted by Haense, and no Orenian may revoke it. If you for once keep to what you promise, in that you deny her the diplomatic protections that come with her position, and so much as lay your fingers on her, we will consider it a breach of our pact of Non-Aggression at Orenian hands. And in doing so you shall defenestrate all chance and possibility for diplomatic resolvement of the tensions currently at hand. Think on that, before you take another step towards war and chaos. The patience of the Kingdom of Hanseti-Ruska runs thin. In the last Saint’s Year, we have endured rhetoric of human unity; we have stood waiting as you declared war on our friends and raided them when they refused your demands; we have watched as you have attempted to schism and slay the Pontiff right before our very eyes; we have listened to your Archchancellor’s insults that we have conspired to cast out the Church, not to mention the recent claims of kinslaying.You set your course on a path of tumbling down into the muddy depths of destructiveness and decay, and with you, you seek to drag not only your own people, but so too ours. We tire of your antics. Signed,His Excellency the Aulic Envoy, Feodor May 72 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancho 4197 Share Posted December 14, 2021 Kosher Daesmon gags on his whiskey as he reads the missive. As he slams the bottle onto the table, he ponders out loud. “What’s with Oren and pissing everyone off? Are we not disciplining them enough?” As he ponders, he counts the Mina him and his brother took off an Orenian with a shiny gem. 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
D3F4LT 1026 Share Posted December 14, 2021 "Oren tends to see t'emselves as an empire yet is a mere shadow of w'at an empire used to be: have the majorite' of umres in under your command, nae one forth." Thumbrindal Grandaxe proclaimed pining the message on the notice board in Urguan. "Haense 'as more common sense t'en t'e mad Emperor w'o declared war after a succesfull coup, I pity the lost sheep that follow the sick sheperd!" 14 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franczhiz 4437 Share Posted December 14, 2021 "Is it not our land that you enter? Is it not our laws that your ambassador should follow? Makes sense." The young Joseph Clement of House Sarkozic remarked, reading the part that "No Orenian may revoke it" 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew2_dude 2636 Share Posted December 14, 2021 Andrik Baruch would shout about the Office of the Palatine, blabbering about some nonsense as he smoked like a chimney, disrupting his nephew as he attempted to carry out his duties. “Glad yer government is finally standing’ up for itself Eirik, exactly wha’ those yella bellied wig folk need to hear! Don’t back down to ‘em! Oh and another thing-“ the ranting of the Boyar Baruch would continue into the late hours of the night as he ‘advised’ his nephew on foreign and diplomatic strategy. @Gusano 17 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willstertheking2 1110 Share Posted December 14, 2021 Levian'Tol Grandaxe receives word of this missive on the front lines of the war between Urguan and Oren. "Posturing, posturing, posturing... True 'Ighlanders act." 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shmeepicus 4213 Share Posted December 14, 2021 Ivan var Ruthern coughs, sending a letter to the Aulic Envoy to discuss a date and place to meet. He then finishes glancing over the missive, finding humour in the claim that Haense would appoint its own ambassadors, but then in same stroke of words saying that Orenians could not banish folk from their own lands. Oh well, he thought, delivering a letter to the man regardless. 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herod 1417 Share Posted December 14, 2021 “Let this be the first nail in the coffin of an immoral, inbred and dysfunctional Empire, Sigismund.” Commented Kaustantin Baruch on a short vacation from cabbage farming to the King in his office, his usual grim temperance replaced with a smirk. 9 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marquesa_ 298 Share Posted December 14, 2021 5 minutes ago, Proddy said: "Vyr very bad, Mister Emperor!" shouts fat little Beathas Baruch. As she finishes off a bucket of KFC (Kaedreni Fried Chicken), an Orenian delicacy imported from Redenford, she wipest the grease from her lips and readies herself for her daily wiping of crow excrement across her face. All in the name of Godan. Bogdana the Random Peasant had second hand embarrassment for Beathas. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proddy 2415 Share Posted December 14, 2021 1 minute ago, Marquesa_ said: Bogdana the Random Peasant had second hand embarrassment for Beathas. Beathas decides to have Bogdana swiftly placed by government authorities into a mental asylum, afraid she might go on one of her schizophrenic tirades again. 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marquesa_ 298 Share Posted December 14, 2021 Just now, Proddy said: Beathas decides to have Bogdana swiftly placed by government authorities into a mental asylum, afraid she might go on one of her schizophrenic tirades again. Bogdana wondered why Beathas had a crippling drug addiction she could not shake. The peasant then remembered a time when Beathas sent strange portraits of herself to her. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiresiam 462 Share Posted December 14, 2021 (edited) The revivified Judith Helvets, Duchess-Dowager of Crestfall composes a poem dedicated to her northern cousins. 'ate oren 'ate the emperor 'ate wigs luv beating me mrs luv crow poo luv 'aense luv barbanov simpe as. Edited December 14, 2021 by Tiresiam 9 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proddy 2415 Share Posted December 14, 2021 6 minutes ago, Marquesa_ said: Bogdana wondered why Beathas had a crippling drug addiction she could not shake. The peasant then remembered a time when Beathas sent strange portraits of herself to her. Beathas wonders if Bogdana will ever stop being weirdly obsessed with her and stalking her everywhere she goes. Yawning, the Baruch scion simply conclucdes that she must live within Bogdana's head... entirely rent free. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cepheid 4304 Share Posted December 14, 2021 A certain Savoyard Basrid would pinch the bridge of her nose as she read the news that made her way to her office within the morning. She'd let out a sharp sigh as she reached for a wine glass. "We've a long day ahead of us." She'd comment to no one but herself as she prepared for whatever mess was to come this day! Seems to be one thing after the next for humanity. 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eryane 3698 Share Posted December 14, 2021 (edited) Spoiler Empress Anastasya is typing… “Seems a few things need to be clarified,” sighed Empress Anastasya as she began to draft a letter to the Aulic Envoy of Hanseti-Ruska from her office. Several hours later... Anastasya frowns as her letter about easing tensions in the name of Canonism was never answered by the Haeseni. Spoiler King Sigismund has left Empress Anastasya on delivered. Edited December 15, 2021 by Eryane 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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