Canonist Equalisation Act - The Lord Mayor’s Decree

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MAYORAL DECREE

8th of Horen’s Calling, 1857

 

CANONIST EQUALISATION ACT

We, New Providence, do so release, in accordance with the Public Record Act of 1751 & beneath the authorization of the Crown, this Act of Mayoral decree. It shall, as assented within the purview of the Crown, henceforth be enacted and executed as city law, as this document shall serve as the official confirmation of ascension of the Crown. And so it shall, as demanded of the Crown, be transcribed within the Orenian Revised Code.

 

As a devout canonist myself, I have always shared the canonist belief that burdens we bear are burdens we share. According to the equity principle the distribution of benefits and burdens is just if the benefits and burdens in question are allocated according to individuals contribution and efforts. The foundation upon which our great city stands is the taxes of its people. Its people pay taxes and in return they enjoy the protection of the ISA, the Imperial sewage system, medical aid, and regular festivities. New Providence supports one certain organisation which does not follow these rules, or any rules for that matter. The canonist church reaps the same benefits without paying any taxes in return. My first decree as Lord Mayor of New Providence is to tax the canonist church 300 minas a year for their use of the Basilica of The Argentate Star. Refusal or delay in payment will result in immediate eviction and locking of all entrances. In case of eviction the building shall lose its status as a church as to not violate any canonist laws.

 

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IN NOMINE DEI,

 

Bub’Mog, acting Lord Mayor of New Providence, Haensetti crown taker, Haensetti crown wearer, Grand Marshal of t(this was scribbled out) .

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Mack Bersk, Imperial blah to common transcriber.

 

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[Imperium 3495]

"This is an illegal act by the mayor and the Imperial Crown never even signed this. What are these forged signatures?" General Erik Ruthern tears the decree in half.

[kuerbis 3802]

"This has not happened with my agreement and is thus illegal," commented the Lady Treasurer Anne Carioline.

[SapphirePool 1360]

Dame Amelia Hughes read over the news, he face slowly contorting to one of amusement “the church has a holy order of knights already.” She thought further “why is there a mail in application to join this fraudulent new brigade? All ISA must apply with their captains respectively to transfers into any brigade. This is all just made up” she chuckled.

[ReveredOwl 5639]

"What did they expect when they let an olog become mayor?" asked Walton.

[valecu 2128]

The Providentian Magistrate scratches his temples, before running to fix this mess.

[Oinked 150]

"This mayor is so brave and smart!" Says Prince Willius Horenus

[Franczhiz 4438]

Joseph Clement de Sarkozy simply blinked at the act of the Lord Mayor.

[haenselover45 834]

"Crazy how we had to get an orc as mayor to get shit done in Oren. Finally some real changes around here." Stated Argus.

[panda_second 155]

"Mi think dis iz a gud idea" Said Bunk upon reading the decree

[Ramon 5187]

"This is not how this works..." Tylos II stated, this was starting to tire him.

[JoshBright 3016]

"This is not how that works.. that is not how any of that works..." Jarad would comment 

[PrincessSnowie 539]

Vespira L. Cackled as she read the missive, shaking her head as she finished such a paper, a slight nod in agreement to the idea, however she knew this missive was surely a joke letter.

[i.uomini 2564]

"This is why those fuckers got excommunicated! XD" laughed a tall quiet man from the 7 skies.

[Chronics 482]

The Baron Draskovic would be out on his horse looking over the various manors of the realm before receiving a bird going to look at the letter it held within its grasp "This is quite illegal hopefully someone deals with this sooner rather than later" He would state before returning to his duties