Buffsanta 960 Share Posted September 2, 2022 A STRANGE MATTER THE MATTER AT HAND It is well known for the post recently released from the Honey Hill press, in which it stated partly truths as well as partly lies. In reaction, BSK members to the point of unruly behaviour - uncalled for to the Halflings who were actively threatened - particularly with a spear. To set the record straight, it is on this day that Lord Marshal Hieran Melphestaus and the Honeyhill Elder Mimosa Applefoot agree to both the mistake of the BSK’s actions, and the slander of the newspaper. AN AGREEMENT OF UNITY After the recognition, Hieran Melphestaus set for the Honeyhill tavern to exchange taters and drinks. No soldiers, no weapons. Both Sorrel and Mimosa were present, at which point the discussion was brought up, presenting the following points: - The Hay Herald Vol 3 was not written by the halfling government, nor did it contain the whole truth. - The BSK high command recognised the wrongful actions of the military in response to the news. - Any threatening of halflings is deemed worthy of 30 lashes to a soldier. DISMISSAL OF THE MENIAL MATTER This childish fight between 2 allies shall be a thing of the past. In content, it began from simply an orc - only 3 saints hours young in the BSK - made a foolish threat to Hob ‘The Beast Slayer’. This comment was ridiculous and pathetic, and its aftermath merely made it worse. We move on from this childish argument. Mistakes recognised from both sides, but not dwelled upon. TO A BRIGHTER FUTURE OF UNITY - THE MATTER IS FORGOTTEN SIGNED, His Excellency, Lord Marshal Hieran Melphestaus Guardian of the Shire, Hob the Beast SlayerHOB His Radiance, King King King Cyris Collingwood of Honeyhill and Greater Bramblebury X Dr Sorrel Rosehipp Mudfoot-Mowood Ironbrew Peregrin X Watermelon Joe 11 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotEvilAtAll 9945 Share Posted September 2, 2022 "Le's 'ope all t'is beh pas' us now" Mimosa says as she takes a hit of pipeweed once again. "Oi'm glad weh were able ter smoke on t'eh ma''er. Realleh clears up yar mind, yeh know?" 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffsanta 960 Author Share Posted September 2, 2022 Spoiler WHY ARE THE FORUMS ******* MY FORMATTING 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatDutchFellow 1054 Share Posted September 2, 2022 (edited) Hob the Beasts Slayer jots his signature beneath the document looking at his fellow wee-folk "Ter peace among allies aye?" Edited September 2, 2022 by ThatDutchFellow 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnusualBrit 2064 Share Posted September 2, 2022 "A mos' fine character, dat biggun commander!" Hal Applefoot smiled in response to the missive, glad all the nonsense was behind the wee-folk. 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royal_sheep 83 Share Posted September 2, 2022 "Finally, this has come to an end"Sergeant Agis de Melhpestaus said with a sight of relief upon seeing the missive. 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MakeshiftFoxxo 182 Share Posted September 2, 2022 Euleriphis read through the missive once more, taking a breathe. He sipped his tea, and nodded. "Nice. Let's hope it stays this way." 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
salamanderfantasy 679 Share Posted September 2, 2022 Sorrel still doesn't like soldiers, but maybe now they'll leave her alone. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbog 447 Share Posted September 2, 2022 A halfling in a dingy burrow reads the missive, hunched over sheaves of paper with quill in hand. Their lips curl- to some a smile, to others a grimace. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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