The Dangers of Druidic Spies

[ItsMyWorld66 169]

A dark 'ker tilted his head as he read the missive, bright violet eyes considering the implications. With a huff he let it fall to the snow, shaking his head with a small smirk.

"Removing the point of why would we even bother, and how exhausting such an endeavor would be. Didn't the high elves have this exact same idea some odd years ago, leading to them cutting down every tree and killing every animal in their city? How well did that turn out for them, and I wonder when they realized we just didn't care that much."

Giggling and kicking his feet as he stared out at the snow, he thought about how fun some people could be.

[Werew0lf 24181]

In the entrails of the world, the Great Owl stalked his followers, reminiscent to what the propaganda spoke of. Under the crust of the earth, the agents of nature slept, speaking to the ones attuned above - the so called druii. They remained clueless of the design, one set out by the unearthly existence. 

 

Through the eyes of one oracle, it stared at the missive - silence. How did they know? 

 

 

 

 

[riorr 1970]

A couple centuries old Mali'thill asked himself, "Did Dimaethor ghost-write this?"

[Kaladin Stormblessed 668]

"Ah ti, of course, the spying trees" chuckled an amused 'ker

[Generi 621]

4 hours ago, Dinochad said:

Deimos slowly read over the propaganda, her icy gaze widening with each bold claim. After she finally finished the strange but intense read she placed it down on the table at her sisters home in Nor'asath. "Well shit.." She murmured before glancing around, her eyes landing on a potted plant inside the home.

"...Hello?" 

Sneaking up from behind her sister in law, Andora suddenly called out "Hello!" in response. She then picked up the missive to read it herself, laughing as she did so

 

 

Meanwhile, a pirate in her ship at the coast of Celi'anor repeatedly hit her head against a table after reading the missive.

[Royal Peasant 462]

A bear footed man  with a beard of cotten candy and a hair of christmas spirit trotted on the road bare foot and as free and content as a aging man could be in! Right until he stepped on something that crinkled under his little toes. Making him stop his skipping and glance down curiously as he extracted the lost document of a missive and began to read over the document. Slowly letting out a hum...as he twisted it one way, then the other, than another once more! 

"This person seriously needs some holiday spirit...why not hug the tree, or hug the turkey? Where's the talk of candies and laughter? Do we have...what's the word...a scrooge! Yes! Do we have a Scrooge among us?" 

He had no idea on the origins of the document but he walked up to a nearby bit of stone and pressed it upon it. And with a colourful script of his quill he wrote a message upon it. 

A Scrooge is Among us! - Beware! They are after your holiday spirit! 

Content on the message he left on the rock he continued to skip along! Spirit ignited in cheer once again. Pies to bake, gifts to make! 

[MayRndz 1830]

4 hours ago, Laeonathan said:

"She has exposed my plans- how can this be?!" Ornthalas Songbird; a new drudic guide gasped towards his newly-found dedicants as he reads this missive eyes wide open "Something needs to be done about this... My brillaint plan- Noooo!" he grumbled loudly. Turning his guide Zaelyn he just asks here "We're going to do something about this, ti?" As he did so his parrot - Vallel - just stared at Zaelyn in disbelieve clearly indicating Ornthalas was talking nonsense once more.

 

 @MayRndz

zaelyn snorted quiety, her hewd shaking from side to side as she glanced over to him “ohhh noo our plans have been exposed!” She let out a slight laugh “these people are insane”

[TwilightWolf 901]

Aerendyl considers actually spying to bring the writer a Krugsmas miracle! 

[PeachLova 585]

A tired elf finally takes a break from his work to have a good laugh - "At least they got some things right."

[TheHeftyDonut 706]

[!] Renae Athri'onn moved about the carpet of the Athri'onn manor reading over this missive 'A Comprehensive Guide to Inform The Celia’nor Population' - The lari shook her head, sucking her teeth before moving closer to the fire, tossing it. "How strange. Tsk. . . Tsk. . . Tsk." [!]

[Morigung-oog 5700]

Valindra snickered as she read the missive from her room. "I don't know which I hate more. Snow elves or druids.. Both are better off purged from this world."

[Turbo_Dog 3587]

the musin reads over the paper a few times laughing harder after each read  “It seems ‘the inner voices’ have claimed another one.” He then puts the paper on a shelf to read another day 

[sprtn 3341]

Wolfgang de Vilain raised his eyebrows as far as they could go after reading the missive. "She really was serious about this.."

[ThatFunkyBunch 2818]

Some Farseer starts screaming in some odd tongue at the ground to invoke SPIRIT TREES instead of these druidic spies

[NightOfTheWind 3226]

10 hours ago, Royal Peasant said:

Among us